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She was especially there for bestie Heather Locklear (to snap up Richie Sambora)! 😱 I like Denise but remember all the drama surrounding that. You love who you love but I can imagine the betrayal Heather must have felt...and she seems to keep spiraling. Maybe she’s an asshole...I feel bad she’s turned into such a hot mess tho. Bring on Nicolette Sheridan, THAT would be awesome!! Talk about stirring it up!

LOL I am from Iowa but worked in NYC (lived in Hoboken NJ) for almost 30 years. I am back in Iowa and missing “things” about NY-mostly my youth- and the fact I spent 16 years of said youth with someone who ended up not being who I thought he was. Thank god I left, there was a definite fear of turning into someone who had to keep up the with the Laurie’s because aging in NYC is not permitted! Il Cortile was a place we often went to and it did definitely has that gangster feel IMO (my now ex was born and raised in NJ he thrived on that kind of tacky stuff). That said, I never went there dressed as a gangster or to have words with anyone lookin’ Ganstah! It was a stupid scene and friends who would visit had the worst taste in places they wanted to go and thought were cool. That said, I would never ever ever turn down a city wide tour on the double decker bus! One of my favorite things to do in the city!

Nobody has mentioned the true crime of the Dorinda/Barbara sit down...she served champagne in a WINE GLASS! Tinsley’s so much more likable without her young gal pal, Carole. Suddenly everyone loves her without that glob face hanging around her acting like a teenager.

My old life is flashing before my eyes, Il Cortile’ now the Mondrian?! I used to be so fabulous. 😢

Total gangster place! It’s amazing.....

THis! I think they planted that story, the horrible “acting” scene: Pigface “where are my shoes...” Doritos drama “PEEG-FACE!”.....”what is it....?” I laughed so hard at this scene, I can’t wait to rewatch, how awful they were. I hope you can’t take much more Dorit, hopefully you are your way OUT! Also, the pretend we have to pay some bills moment...these two are so vile. THis! I think they planted that story, the horrible “acting” scene: Pigface “where are my shoes...” Doritos drama “PEEG-FACE!”.....”what is it....?” I laughed so hard at this scene, I can’t wait to rewatch, how awful they were. I hope you can’t take much more Dorit, hopefully you are your way OUT! Also, the pretend we have to pay some bills moment...these two are so vile.

Aaron reminds me of the Lifetime Movie “perfect” dad who has ill intentions. He seems good with the girls, he’s handsome but he gives me the squicks. Patrick Muldoon will never not be hot! (Also maybe a little lifetime cool bad-dad).

Teddi looks like she dragged that dress out of a dumpster.

It’s nice to see Taylor is still a disgusting human being.

I am three pages in and NOBODY has mentioned Raymona’s guy “friend” asking her to have a BABY with him? How about her dating the the tennis instructor...gosh NO I would never! And one last thing I can’t quite can’t remember what was said about not wanting to date someone like that “at 50” she looks good but isn’t she 56 or older? She is ridiculous, I hope I do th act like her at 52 (I fear I might) but at least I am not on TV doing it. I mentioned it before, I think that swim instructor was an escort....who has a pool that literally can’t swim at all?

When you say this, you must toss your head back and LAUGH hysterically at using a derogatory word for the people you’re “helping”!! She really cracks herself up.

Oh, Teddy Bear....you are making a huge mistake with these two. We see you!!!!

I was thinking the exact same thing!!!!

You on the wrong HW page, friend....but I still feel you, and happy maybe someone has had more wine than me (it’s a lot at this point) 😍

I think Ramona’s swim instructor is an escort? Is Thirsty Bsrbara a new HW?

I just watched this (ff Demi, Nicole, Caelynn) and wow how awful. Best part was watching Caelynns face drop when she saw her dreams of being bachelorette fade away when Katy called her and Her phone BFF out for being fake! Colton looks better when he’s more blonde. Demi is an asshole, how embarrassing the cheering crowd encouraging her infantile mean girl antics, it’s disgusting.

Wait, there are two good people on this show? I hope it’s not Dorit and pig face Rinna’s referring to.

The only person not talking about the damn dog is LVP!!!! 😡

I fell like I am watching a soap opera...the hair in her face hugging longing look into the camera. Suddenly I hate Cassie, why did you go on this show? Idiot.

Cassie, my early favorite needs to do something with that hair. She looks like Cousin It. She’s fallen some in my eyes because of her friendship with the other phony baloney bachelorette wannabe. It’s almost like she’s started making herself look horrible because she doesn’t want to “win”. None of these girls are a good match for Colton. I hope he finds someone nice when he breaks up with whomever he chooses.

I love it, mostly because Caelynn’s head will explode! Maybe The Chosen One’s too!!! Haha Backfire! This actually pleases me....

Lucy is getting more air time than anyone, they should just make her the newest Housewife. Juicy Juicy Apple Lucy!!! Tagline: I don’t always bite grown men in the face, but when I do, it’s because they look like a delicious canned ham.

Rinna needs to STOP with the runway walk, I will NEVER care who throws Dorit under the bus I hate her more than anyone ever, the wide eyed wide mouth SHOCKING FACE EVERY TIME anyone says anything is irritating, Erica and her glam squad make me want to vomit and also makes me want to not watch this show anymore she is as fake as her stupid hair.

Hanna B at home in her jammies having a good laugh! She’s so boring no way should she be Bachelorette!

Anorexia is BAD BAD BAD! Oh...you’re minuscule...snap....it’s fab. Huh.