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If she’s not embarrassed about being married to a career criminal it’s hard to imagine nude pics would do much.

There is that song in Hair about looking for Donna and I keep hearing it in my head as looking for Lana.

The first hour of the next episode is already available on demand.

Whom would they send them to? The juice bar she hangs out at?

I think it is more than just a shoe store. I just meant it was shoe heavy sigh.

Or any rappers lol.

Maybe she doesn’t need to maintain such a large shoe inventory.

One time I said on here that absent money or fame couples tend to be around the same level of attractiveness. Someone said that was the most ridiculous thing they had ever heard. Maybe they have a homely significant other and don’t think they are?

Williams has never used that tone with me! Um he is a con artist, you have to reel them in first.

Darcey thinks a man’s job is to either feed her endless compliments or comfort her whenever she is unhappy about something.

I guess Ed doesn’t care that his queen will see his interview where he describes her legs as “gross.”

Juice boxes always have that funky taste from the waxy lining. Plus, isn’t a big part of wine drinking the aroma? How do you get that with a straw? I guess if you are just trying to get a buzz it does the trick.

To me Shannon is the name of a horse.

Ed is surprised that a third world country is “like a third world country.” Is he going for a 40s starlet looks when he flips the long greasy locks over to one side? Or Pete Burns from Dead or Alive? I’m still recovering from seeing him shirtless in the preview. Yolanda, not digging the green nail polish. Was it just to match that outfit or does she have the time to paint them every day? Speaking of green, I have a feeling her provocative nudes evoke a painting called Still Life with Pear. Her mother knew what was up. She asked if he pulled them in the schoolyard. It’s kinda depressing that even in the country the Russians built those public-housing-looking projects.

They had these toys in the 70s called Weebles. He also looks like those Russian stacking dolls. He’s probably bummed that if he were an inch shorter he could be on one of the many dwarf shows.

Yes don’t speak to me until I have my coffee.

It seems she is trying to distract from the roundness of her face.

Yeah unless she has horrible credit she could get a cash advance for that amount.

Yeah he was so out of shape that his 3O seconds of thrusting hobbled him.

His sister is 300 pounds and he thinks Darcey is fat.

The first hour is usually available on demand Monday or Tuesday.

Looks like her mom was smart to trade in that meth head for the rich geezer.

Their What Now episode is now available on demand.

Their What Now episodes are now available on demand.

I bet even hookers reject him as too creepy.