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I would hire him for that if he promised not to speak.

https://www.tmz.com/2020/04/14/90-day-fiance-star-big-ed-confirms-viral-photo-him-1988/

With a dash of Jambi from Pee Wee’s Playhouse.

I find the smell of coconut vile. Probably because of all that cheap suntan lotion that was popular in the 80s.

He also said he isn’t playing games and I wasn’t sure whether he was implying that Rose was. He probably developed a leg fetish taking all those cheesecake photos taped to the fapping wall in his bedroom. Probably likes a woman to wear heels to bed as well.

Ed shirtless and then David shirtless. Good way to suppress viewers’ libidos during the pandemic. Thanks, TLC!

Geoffrey does remind me of Paul Lynde sometimes.

Better looking and a dentist. Seems like a catch, although perhaps not a great conversationalist as his comment on every subject was “interesting.” Reminds me of the people who say “it was different” as a non-answer.

Maybe I can get a job writing fortune cookies.

I’ve gained a few the last month as well. Baking cookies because it is comforting.

It’s unfair to punish your current significant other for things past ones did.

Sometimes that’s a symptom of depression.

I thought we all had ring lights.

It was Green Acres 2020. Yeah but they want to stir the pot at The Tell All by asking Varya about it I’m sure.

He is trying to cultivate a bad boy image but it is more like a villain in a cartoon.

At least she has an excuse. I thought Thai food is healthy. He is either eating three portions or sneaking fast food on the down low. I think taj is the kid.

Yeah no one makes you feel anything (or makes you cry). You choose to react that way.

I don’t remember him mentioning kids.

Maybe when he tried to give his German ex a dozen roses she yelled “Nein!”

There was a guy on Catfish who thought he was dating a celebrity. And even when the celebrity recorded a video telling him that she had never communicated with him, he wouldn’t accept it. He thought she was pranking him.

Stacey and the army jacket. Getting edgy at the House of Eleven. Does Lana get some sadistic glee from standing him up? Just say you’re unavailable to meet If you want to keep stringing him along. Either that or ghost him. She thinks because she lost (some) weight she is hot stuff so I doubt she would be interested in the Sad Sack.

Those earrings Yolanda was rocking when she met with her daughter were the biggest I have ever seen. Maybe they are not a lightweight material and may explain her poor brain functioning.

I have heard rumors he is a friend of Dorothy so maybe it’s an arrangement.

Without going into spoilers, if he has been so reluctant to disclose his ancient history it seems unlikely she will hear more recent news this decade.

Right and why is she so jealous and controlling if they are not in a romantic/sexual relationship? If Erika is someone that she is just intrigued by that doesn’t make things monogamous. Someone said it’s a Baltimore accent.