CletusMusashi

Jadis? Yeah, they're fucking elves that wandered onto the wrong TV show.

These people are way too old not to speak English. What the fuck?

Yet, even after rolling around in a junkyard, he's cleaner than Daryl.

Maybe the reason these people don't have nice things is that they spend all their time making Hellraiser zombies.

Rick just got stigmata'd. FPP is gonna be so jealous.

If these groups get any sillier, Baseball Fury from "The Warriors" is gonna show up.

Michonne is like: "OK, the tiger guy was weird, but you people are fucking loony."

Tamiel? No wonder she talks like a space elf.

This woman looks stoned out of her gourd.

Yay, another cosplayer!

So zero chance then.

Maybe it is love. Daryl just made an actual speech.

Still rewatching... can't help wondering about The Kingdom's archery program. Might Daryl switch over to a longbow?

FPP's on Hardwick tonight!

I love Gregory's big sneaky plan to keep his meeting with CDB secret. "Go out the back." Because.... Negan only tells his goons to spy on one gate? Maybe he just never finished his instructions. "Boys, I say, listen ta me, boys. The Hilltop, it's got two gates. So, first, I want half of you to watch the front gate. Watch it good. Good, I say. Are you payin; attention, boys? Reminds me of a story about Lucille..." Forty five minutes later he sees a shiny object and wanders off, leaving half the surveillance team with no clear objective, so they end up getting high and watching Tony Danza reruns all day. You know, actually this war might actually be winnable. Especially if Carol has been saving banana peels.

They do, and he spends a very special three hour episode teaching Coral how to play acorn baseball. I wish that Jerry would get a solo episode.

Well, it's not like they were trying to scare Abraham. You could intimidate FPP by waving a spooky hand puppet.

One theme I love is that every character, no matter how secondary, who has been around since Season 1 is now an absolute paintball ninja because of all the crap that they've gone through.

Oh,god. If only Abraham were still alive to do it, in full military regalia, with a jar of mustard.

No wonder she found a girlfriend so quickly.

Who the hell keeps their real, secret ID in their car, instead like under their bedroom carpet or something?

I, for one, am very disappointed that the episode didn't air last week. Caitlin or Frosti or whoever the hell she is this week could have worn her Fay Wray dress again for the Valentine's ep, and Grodd could have wooed her with lines such as "I'm BANANAS about ya, dollface!" And then they could have gotten together and made sweet, sweet... frozen bananas. And they could open a frozen banana stand together. And King Shark would be in charge of stealing banana boats for them. Or, you know, we could just watch Wally alternate between bitching and moping for an hour while Grodd tries to figure out why he is supposed to give a fuck about this high maintenance second stringer.

You know, Morgan would be a lot more fun of he talked like King Zeke. In fact, If he did that, I'd even let him keep the old "Broomsticks not BOOMsticks!" policy. Meanwhile, KZ would still be great in his own scenes, because he'd still have Jerry, Shiva, John Travolta's "Battlefield Earth" wig, and a hammock full of bananas for Carol. God, can you imagine if they did a flashback episode of Z's original negotiation session with Negan? The episode would start at 9PM next Sunday, and end at, like... August.

I think Rosita suddenly learned about explosives the same way that Beth suddenly got a nursing degree. As King Zeke would say: a wizard did it. Or as a Walking Dead nerd would say: the virus mutated. And started giving people random abilities. Next week we'll discover that Coral can tap dance.

Dwight kind of looks like one.