CletusMusashi

My wife was named Lucille. And then a witch doctor turned her into a spiked baseball bat.

Are you fucking kiding me?

Hi, Reddy Machete! Bye, Reddy machete!

He's like "You do know you're just red shirts, right?"

Negan's easape is gonna be like Pickle Rick.

Holy crap, I'd actually rather watch "Into the Badlands."

At least we don't have to watch him leaning back every ten seconds.

At least gag him!

Does she have ill-tempered Winslows with lasers on their heads?

Maybe the CDB people all have super-powered immune systems from hanging around Daryl.

Don't cry. It'll all be over in 57 minutes.

Because the internet demanded more Dumpster Diva flashbacks.

We've all been thinking that. For years.

I think the episode title is going to be a Foghorn Negan quote. "Rick, I say, Rick, I say, you still, I say, need to be scared of me, I say, frightened, that is. Because I have still got a mean something, I say. Penis, that is. I say, laugh, Rick..."

Too subtle. Maybe they should carve H's on their foreheads. With zombie-killing knives. That magically only cause infection when used by Saviors.

I remember Dumpster Diva on Talking Dead repeatedly calling them the Heapsters, but it just seemed liked she personally was trying to be clever. So are the GPK actually called Heapsters? That would have actually made them significantly more interesting. I mean like they'd actually have moved from like a a 5 to a 7.

Also, since when do jobs actually demand you to bring in your paper high school graduation certificate? They ask if you graduated. You say "yes." If you did, the whole schtick just leaves you feeling like you wasted a few years of your life, because dropouts got have more fun, and can say "yes" just as easily as graduates. I have never actually heard of a manager who checked.

Hopefully this is the last time we hear her whine about having a twenty year old supervisor. I'm sorry, but if you're getting your first job at 23, then a 20 year old with 4 years of work experience is going to be ahead of you.

Who names their daughter "Sloane?"

They need to give some kind of explanation soon about how Lala came back. If it's supernatural, I can live with that, but even a supernatural show needs some kind of mythos about why some people return and others don't. His scenes are mostly good, in and of themselves, but wondering what the deal is really takes me out of the moment.

And here comes Jon Snow.

Is he hinting that you know what it is?

So is anyone still wondering why Morgan left? 'Cause, I really don't blame him.

Nope. He'd have to stop talking.

Siddiq will kill Negan. Accidentally. trying to save his life with surgery.