CletusMusashi

This is riveting. Because we have absolutely never heard Rick and Negan have this exact same conversation before.

Does this knowledge keep random zombie herds from crashing the scene?

Now I'm waiting for Enid to start screaming "Get out, GET OUT, GET OUT!"

That was not a very good machete chapter.

Eugene, stop writing dialogue for Simon.

No, Simon, please do not rap.

Daryl wants to monologue too.

Flesh wounds? Oh, it's coming. No way does The Kingdom not have a "Bring out your dead!" guy.

How have you been killing zombies for years, and still need to collect zombie goop on your bat? Shouldn't it just be naturally encrusted with it?

Oooh, an artsy close-up and Negan! Is it my birthday?

I imagine Negan is actually a lot of fun to play. To listen to, not so much...

Carl is in a better place now.

I have so little hope for any of these characters. Reddy Machete, it's all up to you...

I'm out. If they didn't waste time on that stupid Ghost Island schtick every week, I might actually remember who half the players are by now. But, that's not gonna change. Which means that, ultimately, I do not actually care what happens to these people. And that's not gonna change either. See you next season. Maybe.

I sort of accidentally fell into this one by not changing the channel quick enough. The CW was promoting the show so hard I was pre-emptively sick of it before the pilot even aired. But, this was actually fun, so I watched it all the way through. It sort of reminds me of "No Tomorrow," even though the whole premise is basically reversed.

The best characater motivation I can come up with for Tara is that she follows one person at a time. So when she was Glenn's henchwench, I liked her, because Glenn brought out the good in most people. Now, she only answers to Rick, and if Rick is a stupid, crazy, short sighted buffoon, then so is Tara.

Oooooh... maybe this one is actually Rick's baby. That's why it's always missing.

Oh, so now you've ot a weapon with which, instead of killing people wjo are trying to kill you, you can just infect them and then stan around talking until they eventually die and turn. And, in the meantime, they will stop attacking because..?

I hate to say it, but, yeah, Negan is right. Let's watch The Eugene Show.

Oh, come on. At least him some cool shades.

"Yay! You killed the zombie. And I only got scratched a hundred and fifty times!"

Do I get some kind of discount if I bring a machete to Taco Bell?

At least they didn't give him The Hat.

Dwight's V-neck really is screaming for some bling. Daryl might have some rat skulls in his pocket or something.

Remember that body of water that wasn't full of zombies? Yeah. me neither. I think the pre-ZA population of North America was about 250 trillion people.