CletusMusashi

She's showing him her dirty pillows.

You're going to cut your hair by trusting a psychotic teenager with scissors?

Tomorrow night, when iZombie comes on. This shit is just us punishing ourselves for not giving up.

Yay! FPP isn't lighting director any more.

Morgan: I don't die. Daryl: I don't dye either. Morgan: Oh, come on. I'm crazy. Not stupid.

See, this is why gun control doesn't work. Even when each person has been almost out of bullets for like eighty or ninety battles, they can still magically poduce hundreds more whnever they decide to.

Time for The Widow to break out her monster truck again.

He's a leaning, mean, monologuing machine.

Wait, did she say has a gun with 38 bullets? Or with .38 bullets?

Do they have a phone emoji for "twirling moustache?"

I like Stern Lady. Nice knowing you, Stern Lady.

How has this kid survived this many episodes with Carol? He's like a cockroach.

Well, at least we've got Crazy Morgan.

Hardwick's OK elsewhere, but TD itself just annoys the crap out of me, with it's sudden explosions of full-blast rave music and insistance that every trivial bit of minutiae is the most amazing thing to ever be seen on television. Working it's got to be a tough gig nowadays, though. I mean, how many times can you actually keep a straight face while saying "Wow, did you hear Rick this week? When he said he was gonna kill Negan?"

I was posting during all he commercials last week. What's "The Terror" about, anyway? All that pops into my mind is The Terror from Amazon's new version of "The Tick." A much better show than TWD, and also with a main villain played by somebody from "Watchmen..."

I can not possibly make up a joke that is stupider than whatever we are about to behold.

Do you think these guys know what redact means? "Duh, uh, evolve back into a flying dinosaur?"

Yes, give important books to Rick's people. They won't possibly burn in a humungous fire any time soon.

"This one. No more." Are you Dumpster Diva's mom?

Gareth making spaghetti sauce was actually something to be worried about.

God fucking damn it. Okay, fine, I'll watch "Talking Dead" if Nicole's on. But I probably still won't like it unless Michael Rooker crashes the party.

I'm actually a solid proponent of that hypothesis. In late Season 2, he took some very heavy wrench blows to the head while fighting Shane. And look at his decision-making since then.

He'd still need some random black guy to keep from losing her.

Is Simon trying to be Dwight's evil motivational guru? With a butt blowing naked in the breeze? What a terrible show premise.

I would have held out for "hell ass damn" kings.