CletusMusashi

God damn it. I voted for people I couldn't even remember just to avoid voting for Vytas and his slimy self-centered ass. Let me guess? Terry's back too? Yup.

Fuck Will and his phony bullshit apology that he's been practicing just for TV.

Actually, I think it's all those cheeseburger-flavored daiquiris that make him a bigger person.

Somebody needs to rewrite the South Park "Gay Fish" song in Will's honor, stat!

Wow, I thought Jenn was great. But once she got over her crying moment, Shirin was awesome. She even got Dan to show some humor!

That's not a problem to some of these people.

Don't worry. It's not like he knows how to burn it...

Judd called. He wants his sportsmanships back.

He was adopted, remember?

Dan, deliberate loud fake laughs count as talking. You're off the jury.

Mike, you had better have one hell of a jury speech, because your game play just went to shit.

You're not a hero, Will. You're a fat guy who got tired going up and down stairs. And you have no soul.

Will and Rodney aren't going to win a puzzle challenge anyway. I think they should just go down the water slide as many times as possible before Jeff stops them.

Hey, Rodney got the "I" right. I thought for sure he was gonna vote for "Sara."

Shut up, Dan's Face.

They'd better show Rodney's mom at the reunion. Preferably hitting him.

I'm not sure how I feel about that first challenge. There was enough of a random factor that if Sierra had guessed the right combo to try first, she could have won. Maybe that's the only way to give most of these people a chance, though.

I am so excited! In just a few hours, this season will finally be over!

How long has the myth about dwarf cocks been around? A few episodes ago, nobody was trying to abduct Tyrion for an impromptu over-bris. They just wanted to rub his head. "Ees good luck to rub a dwarf's head!" Only then did Tyrion suggest that it was even better luck to suck one's cock. What did the rumor mill do to that joke? Did Tyrion himself accidentally create the mass-market for medicinal minibrats?

"Masshole" is lacking in geographic specificity. Not that I really care if a masshole is from Texas or Massachusetts or whatever, but for some reason Rodney does. A lot.

Or a codpiece.

I was hoping Ser Friendstone and Half-Barney would still be in Bedrock this week, but the plot is determined to carry them to Dany as quickly as possible. And.. holy crap were people giving up easily this week! Jorah's fighting prowess seems to be whatever the writers want it to be at that particular second. Sneak into town with two other guys and kill an army? No problem. Fight a few guys with swords, half of who were about to take a dump when they came to shore? "I surrender!" And the Sand Snakes? What was that? "Hey you kids! Are you trying to abduct and torture the princess again?" "Noooo...." "Then why are you coming at her with all those weapons?" "Well, okay... maybe a little...but we were just playing..." "Is there something you'd like to say to Princess Myrcella?" "We're sorry we tried to abduct and torture you..."

I would call Pod and Sansa "Sodrick," but that's just me.

I do look forward to finally seeing his mother. I'm expecting her to bear an eerie resemblance to Joaquin in drag.

I predict the final episode will be called "I Ain't Afraid of No Goats."