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Sarah Mally got married? How old/creepy is her husband, and how many kids does he have?

Anybody else notice that David Rodrigues didn't even bother to button his damn suit jacket to walk his firstborn down the aisle? Jill and David weren't behind the door when class was handed out, they were ten miles away and walking in the opposite direction. I know somebody will say he COULDN'T button his suit jacket over his enormous gut. I thought the same. But the jacket appears to be big enough to cover his belly. Other thoughts: Nathan and Nurie are both so homely, any children they produce will either be butt-ugly or absolutely stunning, in the weird way of human genetics. And they're both so skinny, I can see them producing kids who are as rotund as the grandfathers.

He looks like he's eating her face in the third (?) photo.

Her dress is pretty, what we can see of it. There is probably some fundie monstrosity lurking just out of sight. It makes me cringe to see people not wearing masks or social distancing.

The Maxwells are superior to a lot of fundies in that they don't obviously dick around when family members need medical care. See: Melanie and her high-risk pregnancies.

I wonder if they chose laser surgery to preserve her breastfeeding capability. I have a bad feeling that having cancer will not end well for Anna Marie or her children.

There are idiots with medical training everywhere. I know a PA who thinks the flu vaccine is designed to make money for Big Pharma.

She's wearing more makeup than I ever have for Halloween, let alone normal life. I guess the Rodriguii are lucky they don't have the Duggar acne problem (it doesn't look like they do, anyway).

I forgot about her. She was nuts, too. Re: Carlin the moron. I was reading earlier about the death from influenza of a four-year-old from an antivax family, complete with dumbass mother. I really think that something like that, except probably an infant, will happen to a Bates or Duggar or their offshoots. I'm surprised it hasn't already, except for the slim chance that they're not really as stupid as they appear on social media.

Or a lightly padded one. Fundies are so damned weird.

Thanks, all who beat me to it. Lydia of Purple and the homely-ass daughters, and Emily and Dna, were my first nutcase fundies. "Sixth daughter is 19 and always ready." FOR WHAT, pray tell?!

Reminds me of Lydia of Purple and her daughter-pimping.

Most of the Bates sons-in-law remind me of Randy Travis, but particularly the one who is married to Tori (or whoever the daughter is who looks most like Kelly in face and frame). The Bates sons-in-law are as homogenous and boring as the Bates daughters.

1. No way Carlin actually said any of the quotes attributed to her. She's like the rest of the Bates (and Duggar) offspring and can barely string two words together. 2. Her insistence on smiling with her mouth open makes her look like an idiot. 3. The Bateses are just Duggars in more aesthetic packaging, which is probably why they annoy me even more than the Duggars do.

Maybe Jilly Rod and Ears figure a freezing cold bathroom will take the boys' minds off masturbating. Also, Jilly and her "leading" someone to the lord over the phone? BSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBS.

Thanks. I got my Rodriguii confused, obviously.

I thought Phillip was the dark-skinned boy. Who is that super-skinny blond boy?

I dunno about his hair, but I swear he has two beards. Back on topic: I'm pretty sure the Duggars think their magic name and Jed!'s Y chromosomes will guarantee him victory, thus no point in posting about MLK Day or even mounting a real campaign.

Yes, he's ugly, but he can't help his teeth or ears. Now, the jelly belly while his kids are emaciated and wearing 1940s homeliness, that's a different story.

That's in no way exclusive to fundie dingbats. I see it all the time. I find it amusing when people use apostrophes correctly in one sentence, and incorrectly in the next. People don't understand the proper usage of commas and periods, either. Back on topic: I think that photo is the last time Jill R washed her face. That's the only logical explanation for the eyeliner crust. She did have "closer to god" 1980s hair, though.

Nathan kind of reminds me of one of the KKK members/redneck scum in Mississippi Burning. Not saying Nathan is a racist! but the resemblance to those characters is very real, especially with that shirt.

At least the casual follower (me) can still tell them apart, because the younger brother is marginally less fugly than Nathan. Yes, I said it.

No twins yet for Ofsmuggar, either. She better not be counting on (HA) being the next Mullet.

I remember them. The sons are all court reporters. The daughter is the youngest and must be in her twenties by now. I'm guessing she's either a SAHD or a court reporter. The entire family comes across as level-10 weird.

She's only 33 years old. 34 in April. A damn shame no matter their shitty beliefs.