Heathen

Where? I scrolled and didn't see any Duggars.

Jeremy couldn't please a lot of people if he turned into Barack Obama and then sprouted a halo. I agree he's at least partly responsible for Jinger's growth and that she's very much in love with him.

There's always someone who wants someone else's spouse/partner. Forbidden fruit or jealousy, who knows. My aunt was like that; she never had a relationship with a guy who wasn't attached when she met him, and that includes hitting on my dad when he was married to my mother.

Why is Chimp Face wearing what looks like track pants and a polo shirt? Only things that fit? The preschoolers hadn't finished doing the family laundry yet?

That's Johannah at the back?

Dan Dillard is homely, but he looks better than his brother now. Think Jilly used a cereal bowl or a mixing bowl?

I think Derelict deleted my tweet to him. Of course, I'm new to that medium so maybe I'm just not seeing it.

There's a derickmdillard Twitter and a derick4him. He's got two?

Looks like she did her nails with Wite-Out.

No nail polish looks better than that chipped, scraggly mess, Jilly.

I prefer to think of them as Zitney. More fitting.

I've always had the impression Derelict would prefer his mother to have been the grieving widow all her days, instead of remarrying. My aunts and uncles were like that even though my grandmother had been divorced for almost thirty years before she remarried. They never accepted her second husband even though it was his pension that allowed her to loan them money.

He would have if he could. His glory days as Pistol Pete, before the real world landed on him.

It's all about numbers and competition for these fundies. If one of them gave a child to Michael, would it still count toward her numbers?

The boxes could be empty, or have something cheap in them (cheap gifts for cheap people). I hate that I just defended Derelict and Clinger.

Weed-whacking.

I never expected a Duggar girl to go botanical.

She doesn't look nearly as big here as in the photo with Austen. My guess is her shitty posture makes her look bigger at times. Maybe cousin Famy said, "Hey, dumbass, stand up straight so people don't think you were a harlot like me." Joy looks about fourteen in this photo. I'm so sad for her even though she never knew any different.

If Jessa is pregnant, will Jilly actually throw herself on the ground and have a tantrum when she finds out?

When Bill GotHard developed a fetish for them. Ew.

Was it real insurance or some Christian pool insurance scam?

Right down to the overly long, unstyled hair and the gummy smile.

Look how skinny Jilly's arms are. I know it's partly the angle, but damn, it reminds me of how skinny Smuggar was before and just after he was married. Derelict used to be almost cute, in a dorky kind of way.

Maybe she just doesn't remember the specific number. I doubt I'd remember something that relatively trivial a year and a half later.

The Bateses need to lay off the Instagram filters. Whitney barely looks human.