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They seem so ill-suited for one another, it isn't even funny. Looks like Boob and What's-His-Face (Lauren's dad) fucked up. What a shame. Now SiRen are stuck for life.

I was very lucky with my daughter, it seems. Just before she turned two, I noticed that she stayed dry all night. We made a chart where she would get a star if she peed or pooped in the toilet, with a special seat, of course. Within a week, she was potty-trained. I know kids vary, and according to my MIL, girls trained easier than boys. I only had 1 girl, so I don't really know if that is true in general. Damn, diapers are expensive. I would think Dillweed would have shown Izzy how to at least pee in the toilet by now. Is that a sin, or something? I guess since he's going to be HomeFooled by his dimwit mama, potty-training isn't required for kindergarten or daycare purposes. Those unfortunate little boys have FUBAR parents, seems to me.

ITA. I wouldn't trust Meri as far as I could throw her. She is a cold calculator, that one.

Calling @toodles. If you go, we need a full report :)

And doesn't a graduate degree require massive amounts of study? Where does dear Mariah find the time to post and hashtag everything she does? She must have legions of fawning sycophants just like her mother. That apple didn't fall one inch from the tree.

A piece of TV history, right there! Maybe if they throw in the ugly/ill-fitting dresses they wore, they'd sell it. LOL

Oh, I hope so. Jordyn is my favorite. She ran out of fucks to give almost from birth!

But, but, but, how will he relieve his righteous desires? Will he discover wanking? Surely Jilly would object to contraception.

Good to know Janelle still rates a date night. I think one "so yummy" would have been sufficient. It doesn't exactly scream calorie conscious, but whatever. Did Kootie wear a Kootie-tail, I wonder? Her dog is cute.

Me too, Sandy. Meri doesn't like any of the so-called 'bonus' kids, except Robyn's spawn.

Oh fuck. And the professor allows this? Unbelievable. Except for the posters here that saw it coming.

Meri would absolutely not let the show and the TLC checks go along without her. Even if it means misery for herself and all the others, which I'm sure it does.

What? No hashtags? Audge, you have my thanks. But where on earth did you put your LuLaNo hideous print leggings?

Kootie is probably pissed at Janelle's having had to drop the price. He's scratching his fried-locked head and wondering why no one jumped at the chance to buy a McMansion that had housed his famous self. Janelle, you screwed up by not having Kootie appear at the open house. Doesn't he claim he "gets hit on all the time?" And, didn't he actually sell some kind of advertising? The women looking would have written a deposit on the spot (yeah, sure.)

I'm tempted to sign up for Twatter to make a snarky comment. For a law student, he's extremely dense, not to mention childish, stupid, bigoted, and an all-around FUCKUP. I vote for theme from "Psycho."

That is scary! I normally wouldn't wash anything I bought brand new, except underwear. From now on, I will wash everything. Oh yeah, anything from a thrift shop, I always have washed it first. Ben's old man garb was pretty funny, and I am shocked he wore it unwashed. Lauren seems to have a mean streak thing going on with her "best friend" Si. Weird.

Yours does sound nice, since you missed your showers. I hope your son is doing well. My only child was born one day before her due date, so I was lucky there.

Too bad they block everyone that they deem a hater, by way of snarky comments. I'd like to see the unedited version of their Twatter posts, with all the responses. Haha, Kootie! I just love that name. So funny to see his face in the forest from hell picture!

The 'whatever' will hopefully include anything alcoholic, for any of them that aren't preggo Oh, never mind, they're always 'with child' or trying to get that way. Sounds dreary.

I like it too. I'm remembering Quinn Cummings from The Goodbye Girl. I loved her snarky character. Get the hand basket ready. I too hope Jill and Dillweed will not ruin any more kids with their piss-poor parenting.

I'm in for pineapple and Canadian bacon. I'll bring a nice rose wine. Sparks fly from Witchy Women's fingertips! This is getting good.

Damn! It has to be about Meri, seems to me. It's about time that someone had the balls (so to speak) to tell the truth. I agree, Go Maddie!

Not a Maddie fan, but I can certainly believe that there is great resentment that she 'fills' about Meri. Just from what we've watched Meri do over, what? 9 or so years now? Meri's a defensive, mean bitch, and no mistake. To have had to grow up with Meri's constant selfishness when it comes to, well, everything, had to have been hell on earth, for many of the 'bonus' (haha) kids. Nasty old cow, Meri.

That is all kinds of wrong. Mr. Xword and I raised our daughter to be an independent woman, and she is. It's not a given that every woman will get married (although she did, at almost 30 years old, with a college degree and a lot of job experience.) IMO, a girl should be capable of making a living on her own, just like a boy should. Even married or partnered women can find themselves alone. That's life. Submissive? FTS. Why should that be an admirable quality? To appeal to some fundie man? Uh-uh, no way.

My life as well. Damn, what is the matter with me, that Mr. Xword sometimes gets on my last nerve? And I know he'd say the same about me! Dear JinJer, just wait until you've been married for 40+ years. I know I won't be around then, but it would be nice if I could read their long-married posts. I am just happy I grew up before posting every last fucking thing about my perfect (not) life became a thing.