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She fills cute? You phone? Ow well? Get a proofreader.

She's got to be the laziest mother around. When I noticed my daughter was staying dry at night (before she turned 2) I started her potty-training. Within 2 weeks she was trained for good. We even made a chart with stars awarded for success. It's not freaking rocket science, FFS. Yeah, old King Sol had major bottle-rot, due to laziness and night bottles, I'd say. Poor Chinny, no live-in relatives to foist her kids on, while she & Kootie take vacations and screw like bunnies. LOL

They should have stayed in Nevada. It's still illegal in Arizona, AFAIK. Janelle could have made weed her next Rock Star! Never mind, she would use that as an excuse to get the munchies.

Sofa, you read my mind re the claddagh rings. Who can forget Drudge Meri "welcoming Robyn to the club?" hehe, I wonder how many times she's kicked her own ass for that dumb decision? Sucking up by making King Sol her soul brother won't work, Kootie shares his manhood only with Robyn, and maybe gives Christine a boink if she's kept sweet. Sorry for the visual. Anyway, I'm proud to belong to such creative people here. Love all the ideas, and thanks everyone!

And Drudge Meri had her picture taken with that creepy-ass woman, who exploits people for her own profit (well, come to think of it, so does Meri.) Just peachy. Aren't these exploiters afraid of karma biting them in the ass? I guess not.

Blowout diapers at 3 plus years? I have no words. Maddie, your asshat father is not worthy of your praise. But I'm sure he just laps it up. You (Maddie) are much kinder than I could ever be, in your shoes.

Nobody on earth has an ass that would look smaller in those prints! As someone who used to weigh almost 250, and now weighs about 90 lbs. less, I still wouldn't wear any print bottoms out of my house, and especially not these. Same with horizontal stripes. Uh-uh. A favorite line from a favorite show of the past, paraphrased: "Roseanne, a woman of your size shouldn't wear horizontal stripes! You should wear black, or stay home!" I see women at the grocery store in similar bottoms, and just cringe. Cellulite city.

No second wife in the works yet? Good. Aspyn is so pretty.

Pompous ass. At Maddie's wedding, when asked who gives this woman in marriage, Kootie pipes up and says loudly, "I do. KODY BROWN." No mention of Janelle. No wonder Janelle's "toast" at the wedding was such a downer. That mission statement and commitment ceremony were other opportunities for Kootie to wave his dick around. 🤮

Now I'm reminded of a Brady Bunch episode, where the family tested laundry detergent, and Mike said they had to have tried it! So they did. I am of the opinion that the Browns do not care whether or not they are touting something that is crap, as long as they get their cut. COL here. It just occurs to me that COL can stand for Clueless Old Lady, or Cynical Old Lady. Right on both counts!

See, that's what I don't get...if Ma Duggar had mainly hospital births, why do some of these Duggar women do home births, especially when they've had one or more bad experiences? Makes no sense to me. Is it just for the TLC $$$?

I agree with this, Sandy. I wish I could be kinder and more positive, and yes, empathetic too. But...I'm with George Carlin on this subject: I have a very low tolerance for other peoples' bullshit (or what I see as such.) Sorry to say, being old and having heard it all (or most of it!) has a tendency to make one jaded. It's wonderful that there are people that can be optimistic and see the sunny side of everything. Gothish, I hope you never lose that perspective.

"Brushlet," good one! Looks like soon for brushlet #2. Is Janelle's bathtub ready?

She really tore them a new one, loved it! Better look for your next MLM, Brownies.

And Dillwad thinks Jilly is just the most qualified homeschooler ever for his sons! It looks like the dumbing down of America is alive & well among this group.

So is this "fun fact" something new? I'm not impressed. Yeah, I'm sure Mariah was thrilled to model that. Was this before or after her religious private school thing, so she wouldn't have to be ordinary and attend public school with the other Brown spawn? Speshul snowflake and all.

"I'm blow away?" Is proofreading her posts beyond Mariah's grad school capability? Cheesy. Again with the dumbed down language. WTAF.

I looked at her website (thx @ginger90) and was honestly floored by the hideous prints. The prices were absolutely laughable. $60 for a freaking ugly duster, to look like Maude, in the 70's? GTFOOH. It has to be a huge joke.

And I would bet it's not just cheap polyester at Old Navy. I haven't been there in a while. I'm not on Facebook any more...does Meri do her sales from there, or does she have her own website? COL here. Yeah, I wonder how much longer LLN can last, with lawsuits and bad press.

I'll give them this: they seem well suited for one another. They're both stuck in their early teens, judging from their behavior. FT fancies himself as a comedian, and Mykelti aka Taco Belle laughs at his weird "humor." I still think it's funny that a poster here said she/he "missed FT" last season, when FT was hardly on at all. Yeah, Mykelti, what happened to your weddingK/engagement ring?

Mr. Xword and I manage to do more on our birthdays than those two, and we are over 60. That ring picture looks so painful. Thx @ginger90 for your posting savvy!

Someone on Reddit posted a picture of Mykelti's hand, complete with that nail polish she shills, with a ring on that looked like she'll never get it off without cutting it off. Apparently it was a b-day gift from FT. I can't believe the awful, unflattering pictures the Browns post.

I'll paraphrase Erich Segal: "Who does she think she is, e.e. cummings?" I haven't heard "rad" used since the 90's. Pudge, you need to catch up. That squinty eye thing is getting old, too.

Gravity Defyer makes comfortable and non-ugly old lady shoes. A bit pricey, but well worth it for this COL. We'll have to pick anything but whiter-than-white, since dear Pudge has decreed that only lesbians are allowed to wear them. Didn't Christine, Janelle and Meri have a beer or try one when they were in San Francisco with Kendra? Robyn abstained of course, being pregnant and/or nursing? (I think she would have anyway, since Kootie frowns on alcohol, and she wanted to keep the favorite wife status.)

Lucky you! That's definitely petite. One of my friends is a 5, and she can wear any shoe.