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Seriously! My PhD comes from Intervention University with professor Jeff VanVonderen, but every time they show a heroin addict, they're always nodding off. I don't get it either, if I was going to do drugs, I'd want to be happy and feel good. I guess, it becomes more of trying to avoid horrible withdrawals than the drug itself.

Heroin does seem likely. I thought it was telling he was taking a backpack with him to get his hair cut. Of course there is nothing wrong with having a backpack in general, but for a haircut run? I'm wondering if that's where he kept his heroin paraphernalia.

Haha, and the real kicker was the garbage truck stopping behind them as she was saying that. I think they even honked! Probably like, honk honk, next stop Anderson, Indiana.

Oh wow, they have a good eye. Look at the bruising as well, maybe from trying to find a vein? I watch a lot of intervention. Lol.

I'm an adult too and currently stay home with 2 small children until they're old enough to be in school full time. No way in hell would I ask my husband for permission for anything in life, including buying myself something. But we have an Egalitarian relationship and trust and respect each other enough that there is no need for that. The thing is, Jorge knew what Ansifa's intentions were and how high maintenance she is. I mean, she asked for a $10,000 purse before she even married him! The Emperor has no money. Paola and her thirsty friend were ridiculous talking shit about Russ, calling him a peasant and such. From what he's shown, he's been nothing but supportive of her following her ridiculous dreams. He's not acting like some jealous asshole who is trying to hold her back. Who cares how he looks, she picked him. He was good enough for her to move from Colombia to start a life with him. She wasn't even willing to consider Seattle, yet he is more than willing to move to Miami just to be with his wife. Also, her blonde hair looks ugly and washes her out. It kind of goes with her pendeja (stupid) attitude.

Is it this? I don't know, it doesn't look like a cigarette to me.

And how nasty is Cate's smokers laugh!? It grosses me out everytime. Oh, I also think the octagon house is ugly as sin. *ducks*

Amber: If Matt cheated on me, we're done, I'm done with him. I guess all of his forgotten children, rape allegations, stealing money from your account, etc... were just minor inconveniences right Amber? That's right, it's only what has been done to you right? And how pathetic was that Kiki lady hugging up on her like that, I hate those producers as much as the cast! Amber looked like a big fat panda bear in a onesie that cries motor oil. Mackenzie is a pathetic asshole. Your first concern are the cameras when your fiancée is speeding down the highway high as a fucken kite!? She knew he was high when she was discussing the wedding plans on the porch. You could see it written all over her face. I thought she seemed ok at first, but she's just a piece of shit like the rest of them. Detroit vs Everybody: They spend their time just sucking each others dicks about how great they are. You're a boss, oh you're amazing. They think because they wake up and get dressed, they've completed some amazing accomplishment. Farrah and her family are crazy and will always be crazy. I've never felt so bad for Sophia as I did when she was sitting in the nail salon. Buddha help that girl, she's going to need someone outside of her family to talk to about her life problems. Just like the previews of Maci: None!

Hahaha. That Jeff and his dirty dick ways.

I wonder who's name was bleeped out in the lie detector clip. Was it that woman Tiffany? Do my eyes deceive me, or is Amber wearing a onesie?

Apparently, Matt makes $27,000 a season on the show. Yeah, just enough for that Corvette and those engagement rings huh Amber!? This beautiful woman is hilarious with her shade too, must be a poster here.

Twitter user Amber Porkwood posted this collage: They also posted the entrance pre Mamber and now. Notice the stairs with carpet, now the carpet is stripped. Those poor poor owners. I hope they can use footage from the show and sue their asses off! How dare they totally disrespect and maim that house! Those poor "rescue" dogs need to be rescued from these pieces of shit. They're bored af and probably clawing out for help!!

I was wondering about that too. I thought that maybe Christina had watched porn online, and when her parents found out they were upset. So maybe now she associates sex with something bad and shameful. Her talk will her Dad towards the end was nice, I love her parents. I was so happy for Rachel when she got asked to the dance. She was so genuinely excited, it was nice to see.

Adam loses custody of Paislee, because he's a meth head? http://thestir.cafemom.com/tv/205199/adam_lind_loses_custody_of?utm_content=teenmom_fanpage&utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=sm If true, hope Aubree is kept away from him, supervised visits or not. Aubree is so lucky to have an awesome Mama and Cole in her life.

Shut it down! You win the internet today. ?

The Mackenzie and Ryan relationship is such a weird one. She is a cute girl, especially with the short hair, but she is so different than the brunette bombshell types Ryan has dated in the past. Why would Mackenzie want to marry someone who has been addicted to drugs their entire relationship? Wouldn't she be questioning his judgments once he got sober, if he does? It's like damn girl slow down! You're in your early 20s and on your second marriage already! Additionally, her mom was so pleased discussing Ryan and their relationship. Why would you be so excited for your daughter to get married again, especially to a rumored drug addict.? I guess my brain does not compute.

These people continue to be insufferable week after week. Amber: Still a hate filled bitch. She complains about haters and people who don't like her, yet here she is, talking shit to and about Gary. From bitching about him needing help with the eggs, to talking shit about him to Christina; His Wife!!! She's the epitome of a haute ass mess. Maci: Boring like always, same drama, different season. Watching only snippets of the after show, but why the hell are they discussing my boy Bentley's poo habits!?Way to embarrass him more and bring up his personal habits! That isn't anybody's business, yet Maci lays it all out there to have something to talk about. Farrah may be a lot of things, but I don't think she'd let them discuss Sophia's poo-scapades for all to know. Farrah: Doctor douche is a real weird one, figures he'd pair up with Debra. Funny when Simon said Farrah would have to start calling him Dad, she said she doesn't call anyone that isn't her Dad, Dad. She doesn't even call her own Father Dad! Tyler and Catelynn: These two are a textbook example of people who win the lottery, only to end up broke a few years later. They have more money than sense, hence the trip to Los Angeles. My beautiful city has enough wanna be's who come here, then shit on the city when they don't "make it." Well people born and raised here have been making it! By working hard, living life, and living a normal existence! Not some Hollywood bullshit stereotype all over television. Tyler and Catelynn just buy into this Hollywood version of the city. Btw Tyler the world renowned author: It's pronounced Real-tor (2 syllables) not Real-a-tor.

Bwhaha. Or Bitchface Killah in honor of her favorite group; Wu Tang. Matt can be Ol' Dirty Bastard. No name change needed, obviously.

Amber: Straight Outta Anderson Amber: Mo' Money Mo' Tax Problems Amber: From Rags to Drag Me off the Couch Amber: Boss Bitch with a Safe Amber: Only Ugly Girls' Pay Taxes. (Credit of Marge Gunderson.) Amber: I Really Suck

Yup! I think this explains her sick ass reaction to Matt's victims. She probably viewed them as weak women, hence the less than sympathetic words for them. That comment summed up the kind of person she, regardless of having a Matt in her life or not. She's a terrible person, always has been and always will be.

The best part of the episode for me was Bentley's homemade card for Taylor. He was so happy to give it to him, studying his face for a reaction. I love homemade cards from my family, they're the best gifts. Bentley is truly a special kid with a big heart, I adore that kid. For me, he's the most likeable person on this show.

Must mean trouble in paradise. ?

Yes! As a born and raised Angeleno/a!? Lol. That has always bothered me about Bourdain. His disdain for what he "knows" about Los Angeles is so short sighted. The city and county is so much more than television, Beverly Hills, Hollywood. It's a diverse and welcoming melting pot, where you can find about any type of cuisine. It's easy to generalize 4-10 million people, but it's harder to look closer at your own prejudices and biases.

I guess her IG rant was the gift to her "fans." Some highlights: -She's been in abusive relationships, where they were both abusive but she kept her mouth shut because she's a real woman. - She's a hard ass bitch because she grew up in Anderson, you know, right outside Indianapolis...near Chicago. Hard ass bitch right there. - She saves 1000's of lives each week via twitter DM's. 1000's of suicides prevented due to Mother Amberesa. - She was the only one who had paparazzi following her in NYC from her hotel to the airport. -Her "jewry" is real y'all, no costume for her; her earrings are 4 Karat! -She will never disclose how many pennies she has; she's a boss bitch and makes more through her "businesses" than she does through MTV. * Take away: She's a hard ass boss bitch who grew up on the tough streets of Anderson. She is a down to earth and nice woman who is tired of ugly bitches who hate, only pretty girls are cool to her. But she don't fuck with girls; they're bitches. She has way more money than you think, she even has a safe!!! A safe guys!!! But she doesn't talk about money. In the words of Kendrick Lamar: Sit down, Be Humble Amber.