Rebecca

Google “the freckled fox” ...she’s an Instagram influencer/blogger who got remarried 84 DAYS after her husband died of, if I remember correctly, cancer. They had several young children who got an insta-dad and she’s been posting gushingly about him since the beginning. Her post about the anniversary of her first husband’s death was more about her new husband than anything. Her new husband actually shot both himself AND her, with the same bullet, when he was improperly cleaning his guns in their kitchen...with all her young children around. It’s actually insane, maybe more than TM. There are so many forums and things talking about her, plus her own blogs. I couldn’t look away from all the WTFery when I heard about her. Young Instagram widows with small children who remarry extremely quickly is the “influencer” genre you never knew existed but it’s flourishing. Jack and Jenna blog is another. She also got remarried extremely quickly and has a young child. She’s 30-ish and married a 24 year old college student who already has an athletic bribery scandal and divorce under his belt. Just google about that if you have time you don’t mind losing to all that drama. There are a bunch of sites about her, too.

Anyone else’s 4th a downpour of rain? I was supposed to go to a lakefront BBQ. My dog is happy though, I’m staying home and there will probably be less fireworks than usual - he’s terrified of them. Happy Fourth! 😂

Jenelle posted an old photo of her “family” on Instagram and a caption about how the kids are back and her hashtag was tearsofjoy and she told everyone to click the link in her bio. So that’s the context. Here are the top comments so you don’t have to look and give her the clicks (because that is tracked too, if you even visit someone’s Instagram even if you don’t view their story or like or comment, it’s still looked at to understand a person’s true reach, the more people looking at her Instagram, the more offers she may get because of it. She “only” has 2.9 million followers yet I bet many millions more are looking at her page. 😑) if you want to know what people are saying: (highlighting for obvious reasons...they must’ve gone to unwell schools, to put it kindly 😬) ETA: If you want to view Jenelle’s Instagram without giving her clicks for your views you can go to: https://insta-stories.ru/j_evans1219 which will not give her the click for your visit to her Instagram in general. However, if you view her story or click the links it will still count in her favor. This site gives you a temporary Russian bot username so you can view someone’s public story anonymously or if you don’t have instagram but watching the stories WILL count just like any other user watching the story would. So if you just use that site to view her pictures you’re good but watching the stories is still theoretically giving her money. But, you do get to see a preview screenshot of each “story” on that site so you can see that Jenelle is just mostly posting clickbait, like usual. About her own kids’ trauma. Because she’s a good mom.

I enjoyed this and you’re a really good and very entertaining writer. I love all the little details...if you had posted this a few days ago I would have been all about adding to it. But just thinking of the hell Maryssa will be in soon, if not already, makes it impossible to think of anything else but that. The system has completely failed the kids and now they probably think there’s nowhere to turn and no one can help them. And it seems they’re right. I keep thinking there’s something huge we’re missing because the sudden turn of events just makes no sense. But I got nothing.

So, the fact that Jace is so upset he doesn’t want to go back...even though he knows he only has to stay a short time once in awhile while the rest of the kids are there far more often...means absolutely nothing to anyone but Barb? I don’t understand the impact that the “Maryssa is a liar” aspect has on all of this but if Jace testified the same type of things or even expressed fear or not wanting to see Jenelle/David you would think that would corroborate Maryssa’s story? Or the abuse in general? Nugget is still dead, those 911 calls still exist, all the “welfare checks” were still asked for. It’s not like Maryssa’s word was the only thing to go on. I hope that judge never sleeps again. Something worse is going to happen to one or more of those kids. Now David probably feels like he’s invincible. You know it’s extra fucked up when even delusional Jenelle was shocked they got the kids back so fast. I guess we should all be grateful that Jace wasn’t ordered back into Jenelle’s custody years ago if this is how fucked up things are. Is that judge also a bigoted redneck asshole? Signs point to yes. What the hell else is the explanation?

Fuck. Hopefully there isn’t a “firework accident” tomorrow night after they’re returned...unless it happens to David (and/or Jenelle), of course. I knew that odds were they’d go back eventually but I never thought it would be so quick and seemingly effortless on their part. They appeared to do everything they could to to sabotage getting the kids back! What the fuck is wrong with that judge???????

I don’t understand the legalities of “putting your hands in your pockets when someone tries to serve you.” Can anyone just refuse to take the papers? Isn’t that...not how it works? I can’t believe someone could just refuse to take the papers and then it’s just too bad, they weren’t served? Can someone explain this aspect? They can just say, nope, not taking them, talk to my lawyer? It’s fucking bullshit if that’s all they have to do. Fuck ViaSCUM for advising that they do that.

Someone with talent should edit these and put Jenelle’s face over Regina’s and Chelsea or someone else from the TM2 cast over Gretchen’s. 😆 Hell, put Kaiser or Ensley saying “you can’t sit with us.” 🤣

Yeah, Jenelle is definitely scary as hell too. What I meant by less obvious is that if I were walking down a dark alley and Jenelle was walking towards me I wouldn’t be immediately freaked out but if it were David I would be and it has nothing to do with him being male or bigger. He has zero self control and guns. He’s scary as hell, even just appearance-wise, even without knowing his sparkling personality. Looking at him gives me the creeps. Jenelle’s dead eyes are petty scary too but if you don’t look into them you could maybe almost think she was a normal person. One glance at David and I’m creeped out. He looks unhinged from every angle most of the time. I hope on their next trip he gets into an altercation with a secret service guy and before he can even count to three they just blow his brains out...I might be evil for that but he’s a damn threat to national security and he’s already made weird vague threats towards the SS. Justifiable homicide, right? 😆 Exactly. She can cry victim and say it’s other people making them look bad. They do more than enough to ruin themselves on their own. The thing is, even Walmart would NEVER hire Jenelle. They actually have some standards in who they hire, she has zero work experience at 27 and they drug test on top of it. All the times she’s talked shit about Barb working there and how much better she is than Barb (“saving lives” ...with a flimsy degree she’s never even used...) particularly annoyed me because not only did that job provide Jenelle with a decent life economically when she was a kid but she could never even get a job there herself because they’d never hire her. Jenelle: Walmart is too good for you. And I hate Walmart and don’t even shop there. Lolz. Maybe the Dollar Tree would hire Jenelle, but even then, I’m doubtful. I don’t see how she could get a job anywhere with no experience at her age. To say nothing of her actually keeping a job if she somehow did managed to get one... What an intelligent person he is! And so much self control! And that makes me cackle with glee...because that’s probably the thing that’s bothering her the most right now, despite everything else that is going on. The most upset I’ve ever seen her is on that reunion where Nathan called her fat after she gained. The fact she’s gained weight is probably torturing her. Good.

That comment about Father’s Day being ruined is just...breathtaking. Apparently their Father’s Day was going to be perfect if it weren’t for that pesky ID Channel ruining things. Never mind the fact that the kids wouldn’t be there, they weren’t going to let that little fact ruin their Father’s Day, dammit! He never cracked her collar bone. Mtv filmed the next day and her collar bone was fine. I totally get your main point but that 911 call was BS, it was her trying to punish David for wanting to leave with his friends, IMO. She may well end up serious hurt or killed sometime, he’s clearly proven he can be violent, but at this point I have less than zero sympathy for her. She could’ve had the kids back before if she would’ve left David. Originally only he was being investigated but she chose to stay with him over getting the kids. That says everything I need to know about her. “This channel is false...” she sounds like someone else with that... I’m sure the ID channel needs David on this list to “get ratings” because that makes sense. 🙄 Most of your children are also old enough to know that they’ve been removed from your custody and aren’t able to even see you outside of the visitation center so the bloom is already far off the damn rose you idiot. I’m starting to fully believe that Jenelle would cover up the murder of one of her own kids for David. Hell, she might even help with the act. She’s just as scary as David, just in a less obvious way. Is Ashleigh really talking about Barb here too? The woman who has been shown CONSTANTLY taking care of Ashleigh’s son? Who helped her buy a house? I would hope not but she doesn’t say that she’s not including Barb in her trash talk of her family. If she didn’t mean them all she should’ve just said Jenelle. Is she calling her nieces and nephews trash too? She’s an asshole for this. And “nosy people” wouldn’t give two shits about her without her family connection.

I said I wasn’t gonna watch this shit because I hate them all (not Geary and Leah’s actual mother), I even deleted it from the DVR...but then I turned on the TV 3 minutes before it started back to back reruns of the episodes so I’m watching 🙄 and I admit I may have smoked something...but while watching I was looking at my phone and not paying that much attention (bc this show sucks) and I heard a ringing phone so I looked up to see what was happening and saw this: ...and was like, WHAT? Gary is calling Elizabeth Moss???? What the fuck has this show become?? A million questions in one second. And then it showed someone called “Lizzo” after Elisabeth and that Gary was actually FaceTiming Kristina. 🤦🏻‍♀️ I’m such a dumbass but it was perfect timing of her being there, him with his ringing phone and Kristina not yet on his screen. 🤣 It was actually an ad for the VMAs, btw.

Good point. Do they even exist?

Jenelle’s Instagram stats can be seen here: https://socialblade.com/instagram/user/j_evans1219 Her “engagement rate” is horrible but that probably has a lot to do with her limiting and disabling comments so often. And the fact that she rarely ever responds to comments.

I never thought I’d be into any of the crap these women shill but this jumpsuit is damn cute! That company made a great move in teaming up with Chelsea because there are many comments about various items being sold out. I wonder how much she is getting paid to be their spokesperson?

The comments on that are upsetting. They obviously don’t know what it’s like to love an adult with schizophrenia. They still have rights and you can’t force them to take their medication or do anything else. My friend’s younger sister is schizophrenic and it’s been hell for their family. They finally got her to agree to go in and see someone again and she literally ran out of the building when the doctor suggested there were possible issues and she would benefit from medication. They’ve been told there’s nothing they can do, until she does something “crazy” enough and even then, it’s an uphill battle to get someone declared incompetent for a Britney-style conservatorship. For all of Barb’s potential faults as a parent, I can’t say that her son’s schizophrenia is one of them. How can they not have compassion for all the shit this solitary woman has had flung at her???

Yep. Instagram is trying to do away with that and has been deleting bot and fake accounts left and right. I’m sure a significant amount of her followers and clicks are real (look at the comments, when she leaves them up..bots aren’t leaving the hate) but it’ll be hilarious if they weed through her account for bots and suddenly she has say, 100,000 less followers. Supposedly that’s been happening to people with fake followers. I would’ve thought her following would’ve gone way down after Nugget, the kids being removed and everything else but with the way the world works her following probably went up, if anything, because of it instead. Ugh. Weird fact, “The Rock” has the most Instagram followers of anyone. Bizarre. The episode is still sitting, unwatched, in my DVR. I just...haven’t felt like dealing with it. It’s not exactly entertaining anymore. I only watched to keep up with the boards and since no one else cares much either that’s pretty much pointless now too. EDIT: I deleted that shit from the DVR. I usually watch it online anyway. Eventually.

Yeah, hundreds of thousands of people are clicking. 🤦🏻‍♀️ It’s all bullshit anyway...how do people not get that by now?

I read that, on average, about $3 is made for the person for every 1,000 clicks to a clickbait article. That doesn’t sound like a lot but it can add up with millions of followers (and people who aren’t followers but are “following” what she does anyway and clicking the links) and she posts a bunch of clickbait every day it seems. Here’s a general guide on how money is made on instagram. The lucky asshole got to skip most of the actual work since her following is from a show that’s been on for like 10 years. 🙄 It’s really annoying she’s had to do basically nothing. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.oberlo.com/blog/make-money-instagram/amp

In my opinion, no. Actually, hell no. I could barely pay attention and did a bunch during it. The scenes were good on the cutting room floor.

I would like Catelynn to “get fixed” too. When the show is finally canceled and Tyler leaves her for greener pastures (*insert heifer 🐮 joke here*) it might be tempting for her to cement a relationship with a new guy by them having a child together and that doesn’t need to happen either. Truth. But I’m just glad she didn’t say “three” instead of “two” and really put it over the top. Tyler and his future partner could adopt a son...name him Carl....

Wow. And they claim that Nathan and the Hatters are the ones calling. I still can’t get over that David thinks calling for a “welfare check” on his wife because she won’t answer HIS calls because “she should be because she’s on Facebook” is a valid reason to get “the law” involved. They’re such rebel outlaws who ain’t need no one and just want to be self sufficient homesteaders on their land yet they get the law involved in their business more than anyone I’ve ever heard of! I’ve never had the police to my home for any of those reasons, I’m sure most of you are in the same position, let alone all of them. And this is just on The Land with David, don’t forget the drama and police calls with all the other exes and Barb. And Tori and Amber. And that girl she got in a fight with that was filmed. And anything else I’m forgetting. In 2002, when I was a teen, my roommate locked his keys in his car in the mall parking lot. The mall was closed (he worked there, I had been there with another friend and waited to just go home with him since he was almost done) and we didn’t know what to do. I had a cell phone, luckily but no one was answering. And older guy told us to call the police because they’d help. So he called the non emergency number and they told us that they don’t help with that anymore for liability reasons. Not sure if that’s true or not or maybe it depends on where you are. But people still think that’s what they’re there for. Jenelle and David think it’s totally okay to call the police to their remote Land to unlock their car door instead of simply calling and paying a locksmith with their six-figure household income. Just like Jenelle thought it was clever of herself and posted about asking for and receiving free emergency food in the hurricane. That they ignorantly and arrogantly decided to stay for and claimed they were so prepared for. I can’t imagine there are too many officers for their area and they’ve wasted how much time having them come all the way to The Land for bullshit. It’s so gross. And no way do I believe it was due to an animal or child being inside. It would’ve stated that. That’s a totally different scenario and actually a potential emergency. David and Jenelle just think the world exists to serve them. Lol!!!! I just had a thought though, I’m surprised they haven’t moved to a legal state yet. Or did their “homesteading” in a state “they” (David) could grow in. Actually, maybe “they” (David) are going to start growing it, if they haven’t already, even illegally. Maybe that’s what the sheshed is really all about. And they have a reason for all the extra growing stuff - they’re “homesteaders.” How much $ would it take for you to graffiti “aka Jenelle” between the words Horry and County on the HC sign? 😆 You could probably get permission, they all know her.

It was some kind of mother daughter fashion show thing, if I remember right. Even dumber. She’s sick..fucking cancel. It’s nice to see Ensley bonding with her cousin, who she probably had never, or barely ever, met before, due to Jenelle not getting along with his mother. Barb is awesome at taking them all on various “adventures.”

Which is really damn sad and shows again that Jenelle ain’t normal in the head. That letter isn’t flattering at all. “I do care and love you a lot just remember that somewhere in me I do care...” wtf. That doesn’t sound like a 10 year old’s words. Either Jenelle wrote it or David coached Maryssa on every word. It’s creepy and unnatural, just like David and Jenelle.

‘Production design by Smith and Wesson,’ haaa, that would be hilarious if it weren’t so true. Thanks for telling us to click, I would’ve missed the movie poster part if you hadn’t! Creepy.

This was terrible. MTV, take note. I wonder if it would get interesting if they put hidden cameras around the reunions to catch what they say to each other off camera? That might make for something watchable. I liked that “behind the reunion” type episode from last season.