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Overqualified.

Jenna was my favorite part of last night, for giving me my new going-out motto "I have a good feeling about tonight and I'm not gonna let that go" and being tumbled by the surf in her new intro.

chocolatine, I really need you to polish up my linkedin profile while i job-hunt. Glam-shamer, Dud Magnet made me laugh so hard, thank you.

Agreed! It looked like he was first holding Joe back, then when Leo went all Dynasty Maven and hurled his drink the guy went airborne over Joe to clip Leo. It was so acrobatic! Everyone to Sayulita! (Yes, I know it's not in the Keys, I just got caught up)

Speaking of tongues, I wish Jenna would keep hers confined to her mouth, the thing is always lolling about like a chihuahua with Hanging Tongue Syndrome.

I had to watch it twice because the first time I thought he was humping it (whoa, bold choice!).

I don't care who's sitting across the table, a cute dog romp-by wins my attention, so I'm right behind you backing...uh, whoever that was.

This was my favorite moment from last night. I had to watch it several times. LOOK at that superpout!

*insert Glam Shaming PSA here*

ENUNCIATE, Wills! Maybe you're boring, I can't quite tell.

This show is giving me life goals, like smashing stuff up with a sledgehammer to the dulcet tones of Turn Down For What. Previously it was a baseball bat, in a field, to the Geto Boys.

I'd really like it if, going forward, every guy had to leap over the bachelorette and dunk to qualify for mansion entry (hazard pay for b'ette!) No dunk, back in the limo (or minivan, or ox) you go.

I think you meant to say disingenuine, right @dizzyd?

Every member of Tia's family displayed. The same speech pattern. Of regular pauses. Within the same sentence. For no discernible reason. Are they secret Shatners?

I'm not a fan of violence, but that "wrestling" was as choreographed as ballroom dancing. They weren't actually fighting, they were performing a routine. Most of them did pretty well, though I'm not sure what happened with the two who looked like they might start making out at any moment. The women we saw onstage with the dogs seemed so uncomfortable and helpless with the animals, as if they hadn't forged any bond with them ahead of time, or even charged them up with treats. I DIED at the final re-enactment. Those vicious huskies! Annaliese is...not an ugly, but maybe a crazy or cartoon crier, with the wild contortions her face goes through during her struggle for control. Finest display was at the demolition derby when she saw the fire extinguishers.

but...no driver's side hits, ladies. Bad form!

Michael, is that you torturing us again?

I'd like mine without the mystery flavor, though.

I did the same when I saw Cheddar.

You should keep drinking those shakes, they've made you a smarter consumer than me! :)

I'm not a sportsball fan, so the gronks meant little to me. However, I think what differentiated their bottle was that it was a high quality stainless, double walled *shaker* bottle with a mechanism inside for blending shakes/protein powders. These bottles are generally plastic and pretty cheaply constructed with snap tops that are difficult to seal so sometimes the contents go flying, and of course they won't stay cold. With this bottle you can blend your shake, and take the same bottle along to drink sometime later when it'll still be nice and cold. All the sportsbro-ing aside, I think it's a pretty nice product, and if I was a regular consumer of protein or other shakes I'd buy one.

This pronunciation is really distracting for me. I notice it every time, Ted Dansen.

I wonder if we'll get to see the lazy river at A Little Bit Chowder Now.

Just stopping by to post (or re-post, if someone already did and i somehow missed it) this pic, which makes me laugh over and over again. Chidi's face!

That ginger is dead to me for hurling that walking stick. Don't haphazardly toss creatures with exoskeletons! And yes, that also applies to the crab in your pants.