piewarmer

Learnin's for uglies.

I know they were playing them in the beginning, but I was so aghast at what my eyeballs were seeing that I may have gone temporarily deaf and I'm not going back to that dark place to find out.

Not just the train, it was the flower opening, then the train, then the ocean swirling around the rock, THEN the fountain erupting and finally the fireworks. (runs and hides forever)

You may be thinking of schadenfreude, happiness at the misfortune of others. Alternate spelling: b-a-c-h-e-l-o-r-n-a-t-i-o-n.

When I look at Robby, all I see is a Jigglypuff.

I can't stop calling my dog Brochacho and then giggling madly. Help.

I'll just leave this here along with a fervent wish that we get to see Robby in this outfit next week (hoisted burger optional!).

Sit right here next to me, my dirty friend, and we'll turn the sound off and make googly eyes at him together.

I do wonder how he keeps it constrained to that tidy little forelump.

I'm a total magpie, but JoJo could consider dialing her wardrobe somewhere south of the 'disco ball' setting. She's a pretty, glossy woman, and those superspangled dresses are out-shining her. I like it when she wears actual fabric and I get a look at her instead of being dazzled by the glare.

I also wondered if Robbie was wearing a man bump-it.

One of my favorite lines from tonight's show was Jojo exclaiming something along the lines of "All I'm feeling right now are emotions!". Me too, J-money. Me too.

I could never have imagined I'd be this delighted to tune into the Chad And a Bunch of Other Dudebros (ChadABOD) show. Bring on the deli platters!

That was delicious! I may need to rewatch. And there I was, thinking that goth snake with the blue lipstick was going to be the highlight of the episode...

Maybe when you're a shark, you hire a professional turd roller.

My dog gets regular UTIs, and I'd love to use something like petnostics to indicate whether it's time to take her in to the vet for a culture and treatment before I spend $75 on an office visit. It's not that big a deal to catch a pet's urine - I use a ladle from the dollar store. I realize many people are more troubled by urine/the thought of germs than I tend to be, though.

I am rooting for Mark the chicken to win. Not sure why we haven't seen any eggs from her (no roosters needed for eggs). Chickens are amazing foragers and there should be plenty of greenery and tasty bugs around, and she appears to be untethered at least some of the time now. Scot, you are a bad sportsmanship. I will miss Debbie's antics and employment history, but not her bathing suit.

Speaking of which, we spent some time trying to figure out the left blob on his back tat and finally settled on a pug riding an octopus, bareback.

Another contributing factor may have been small hands. I'm fairly mechanical and have done my share of vehicle and home maintenance, and sometimes my wee paws just don't have the span to grip an item for leverage (this is how I developed my refined technique of whaling on stuff with mallets and hammers). I figured there must have been strap or chain wrenches around, but a racer unfamiliar with righty tighty/lefty loosey may not recognize the tools. Loved the invisible vacuuming clueholder hiding in plain sight, lavash lady, Ladas in action and the Armenian dogs joining the race. Oh, and Temple of Garni, wow, you are gorgeous.

Last year my dad was in ICU for several days. Even when a patient was having a crisis the responses were measured and methodical. One day, however, pandemonium broke out in one of the rooms - medical staff running down the hallways yelling for help was a far cry from the normal atmosphere. Apparently what does send ICU staff into frantic mode is a burst plumbing supply line in a patient room. No judgment here, I did the same thing when it happened in my bathroom at home.

I'm going to wade right into the shallow end with you to say that I hate Debbie's bathing suit more. It seems impractical and doesn't fit well.

I kept waiting for Sheila to poop on someone. Until I got my own chickens, I did not realize just how much they poop. Sometimes people who consider their chickens to be pets and want them indoors, or who need to bring them inside the house for protection from the flock or recovery from an illness will put little chicken diapers on them.

I know they aren't technically cast members, but what about the critters? WHAT WAS THAT SPINY THING? It looked like a land urchin, but maybe some kind of spiny shrimp? And I swear I saw a lizard with lips.

I loved Holt disliking the duck because of its weak beak. Weak beak!

Well, help me out here. Should I ever return to Agra, which street foods should I look for?