Pattycake2

The Foster/Thompson marriage had been on the rocks for some time before 2005. David agreed to film the Princes of Malibu (Linda's pet project) as a last gesture and she filed when it was playing. Now THAT sounds familiar. Regarding Vince asking Eileen if she wanted to know what he thought, I bet he had a poker perspective ---- You got out played. Learn from it and stop whining or no one will want to play with you again.

Gag, Rinna's blog. You just know she's going to pull out that phone bill at the reunion. Maybe she's watched The Caine Mutiny too many times:

Dorinda has had some work done! She looks great! So what is this crap AGAIN about Bethenny not getting any? What happened to the guy she kept on the low down last season?

The idea that this all has to do with LVP's hatred of Yo and is an epic attempt to bring her down and so that LVP can retain her crown as queen is nonsense. Yo is yesterday's news. She can only hang out with the other delusionals i.e. Brandi who actually thinks she can get an rich older man to actually marry and support herl and Ms. "still hanging onto to the absurd notion that people believe she had been sober for three years". Yo is an occasional housewife. She is done. I think Lisar and Eileen are trying to separate Kyle from LVP. That is their plan. They are second season HW's. If they could bring Kyle into their group and isolate LVP, they can reign regardless of LVP's pull with Bravo and without looking over their shoulders at Kathryn and Erika. Watching Kyle & LVP giggling together the morning after Kyle's shouting fit, it would appear that the plan failed miserably.

As someone said in last weeks thread, keep Kyle & LVP and fire everyone else.

Dom should have won, hands down. Alexander could have done so much more with Cinderella. She was a servant whose dream of marrying a prince came true. Todays equivalent could have been a girl working at in fast food who becomes the head of her own company in NYC. A modern dream come true. A really awesome, creative power outfit could have been gorgeous. And maybe a simple black velvet ribbon with a jewel in the middle tied around her neck to evoke Cinderella's gown. Sam sucked.

Ha! I think LVP would be Addison DeWitt and Rinna would be Eve. Addison DeWitt: Is it possible, even conceivable, that you've confused me with that gang of backward children you play tricks on, that you have the same contempt for me as you have for them? Eve Harrington: I'm sure you mean something by that, Addison, but I don't know what? Addison DeWitt: Look closely, Eve. It's time you did. I am Addison DeWitt. I am nobody's fool, least of all yours.

It's just all so stupid. Who said what is so small and petty. They filmed for months and this is all they could come up with? Lisar and Eileen are actresses feigning dismay to keep this lucrative job. Tired of it. Just tired of it.

I felt badly for Eileen the first....no, the twelfth....the zilliionth time she brought up how hurt she was. Wait, I take that back. I never felt badly for her. Here's something that has bugged me from the beginning. Why did Rinna feel the need to cleanse her soul (with full doe-eyed self flagellation) that she engaged in a conversation where the word Munchausen was brought up? Who would have known? Did she think her hairdresser was going to spill it all over town? Nah. It was on purpose. It was planned. Was her indictment of LVP part of her original plan or did she play it by ear and wait to see if there was any fall out.

Oh, for fucks sake. Rinna & Eileen have NOTHING else.

I wonder if Yo is in anyway affected by watching the final unraveling of her marriage on TV. Last week we heard David say he didn't think their relationship could get back to the way it was. Then he made that comment about making lemonade that night out of lemons. Seems he still had the tiniest hope that Yo would actually have sex with him. Bet she was too "Lyme tired". Then this week, we saw him ask her to accompany him out and she said she had to supervise the packing. You could hear the bitterness in his voice when he exited the room. Guess Yo never spent her "good" days with him.

I've been thinking about the NYC party. First, we see yoyo and David coming down the staircase to greet their guests. Then we hear yoyo telling everyone that they should go up those same steps for the best view ever, or so she's heard, all wide-eyed. You were just up there, lady! I also want to know how David got to that suite. In his book, he discussed his deep fear of elevators and that he actually has a townhouse in NYC so that he doesn't have to go up in one.

Yeah, that best friends thing in NYC was odd! Some other housewives who don't see yo-yo all that often. Her husband and his friend. The jeweler, the health care giver and a girlfriend. That's the best Yo could do?

This is a really bad photoshop, but it sums up the episode for me. clickable .

These two replies in the blog really sum it up. Sad, really. Yolandas belgium doctor who diagnosed her is being called to resign for unsafe practices. I did some research on the guy, Kenny de Meirleir. Found out he owns the lab that he does all his patients testing at. Also i read his wife has interest or owns the company that makes the supplements he tells his patients to take. Wow. If this isnt a red flag, what is?? Apparently he does fecal tests to “detect” chronic fatigue syndrome and Lyme disease. R u kidding me?? All his testing is unapproved by U.S standards. Seems this guys tells everyone they have CFS or lyme or both MARCH 9, 2016 AT 11:35 PM Yolanda promotes the lab Igenex on her instagram. This lab is a private lab that has been investigated by the government several times because of so many positive Lyme disease tests coming from them. Real doctors will NOT use this lab. Ive asked several doctors including an infectious disease specialist, anout this lab and she warned me that they were a complete scam and perform invalidated tests that mean nothing! They constantly give cdc negative test results but positive by theyre standards….even though they are not a medical facility! My doctor said this lab is incahoots with all the naturopathic doctors that give out lyme diagnosis left and right. So this is what yolanda is promoting. Shes most definitely involved somehow with them and has to be getting money for promoting this misinformation

You can catch some of the Dutch Housewives on youtube Search for Nederlandse Hollywood Vrouwen

My sis was listening to Andy Radio and that woman who impersonates all the Housewives was on. She said that LVP and Eileen were very good friends and that LVP gave her her storyline. I wonder if many of the Housewives sit down prior to the season and think if how they are going to control the narrative. If so, then I suspect that LVP and Kyle did make suggestions. When they were all at Habitat and Erika was getting pissed off, I kept thinking that if she had only sat down and laughed and maybe even snorted, that I would warm up to her a whole lot more. Then it struck me who she reminds me of. A Madam. I can just see her greeting the high and mighty of the town, sending them down the hallway, and having a drink with them afterwards.

Financially independent by 21? What? Those kids should have gone to college. Then advanced degrees. Find their passion and work at it (which no doubt would have been easier because of connections). Create a base for their lives. Not drop out of high school. Not enter a world where the young fly too high and the temptations are too strong.

LOVED Tim Gunn! For all that is holy, stop it with the Jenners/Kardashians! Just. Stop. It. BTW, I heard Giuliana and Jenner praise Heidi's dress to the moon during the Oscar preshow.

So, let me get this straight. We have to wait over a year for new episodes and it's not because a new guy is taking over. Moffat will be doing the twelve episodes to be shown in 2017. BBC says they are waiting to show them because Brits have very short attention spans and once they've watched the Olympics and the Euros, they'll be done for the year. I think Moffat will be involved in Sherlock and can't bear to give up all the storyline surprises he's been planning. So we have to wait. MOFFAT! (That was said in a HEEP tone from David Copperfield.)

2017?????????

Nothing until 2017???? What????

I think LVP was smart to answer as she did. She probably couldn't think immediately of any innocuous issues cuz you know whatever she might have said would 1) end up in the tabs "Lisa Vanderpump's Secret Woes!" 2) might have spurred the producers to have the ladies hound her over it the rest of the season 3) or the producers would hold onto it and make it a storyline next season. Okay, Mauricio is making oodles of money. Why don't they move to a bigger house? I think it was suggested to Erika to bring up Brandi. I bet she asked for something to say to stir up any interesting conversation. I was taken aback when Erika said to Bethenny that she was trying to make Erika Jayne a career. Honey, you're 44 now. Time is limited. Remember the Barbie where you pulled hair out of her head? That's Erika in the TH shots. I'd love to hear more about Kim. Really spill the beans, Kyle! Rehab, escaping rehab, shoplifting, dissing Dr. Phil. It's gold.

If Yo does try to use her Lyme addled brain as an excuse to void her prenup, what would that mean for any contracts she signed for the girls when they were minors? I see that Gigi is going to be on Celebrity MasterChef. I bet Yo will say "I'm so proud of my little Gigi. Every girl should know how to cook as long as they don't eat anything!"

No wonder Yo started saying that she was sick back to when she was married! She was laying the foundation to invalidate the prenup. I've got to say, David Foster has done amazing charity work, so there's that, at least.