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Several episodes ago, I posted a link to a video in which Kelly’s mom says Kelly pushed her down. The bottom line is Kelly is mean and violent. According to the court documents concerning Kelly losing it towards the kid at Jolie’s school, she’s been through anger management before.

DOH! Of course it was Boston Rob! And Dr. Will actually ended up marrying a winner from Love or Money.

Dr. Will is considered the all time greatest mastermind of Big Brother. He was also on Survivor where he fell in love with one of the other contestants and guided her to the win. A little factoid - he appeared on the premiere of RHOC. What was with braunschweiger screaming in the car that no one messes with her kids? Who messed with her kids? And way to spoil the evening for her daughter. Good job brownie.

https://www.wonderwall.com/news/yikes-a-breakdown-of-rhoc-star-kelly-dodds-multiple-restraining-orders-1928442.article Dana Caldwell did file a restraining order against Kelly asking that Kelly asking that Kelly stay 100 ft away from her, her son, and her son’s school. Kelly responded that she did nothing, was no longer dating Jeffrey Caldwell, and planned to never be in contact with any of them again. The case was dismissed a month later. The article contains a copy of the restraining order request. The scary thing from the All about the Tea bogus article is the video lower on the page which features Kelly’s mom alleging that Kelly hit her.

Two very boring episodes. As much as Vicki simultaneously horrified and amused me in past seasons, her appearance at the party was the only remotely interesting or funny thing happening.

That is not what I said. I said that if Lisa had not joined RHOBH, they would have continued on that profitable path. My point was that they don’t need a Bravo to be successful. But on reflection, if they chose to do so now , what would stop them from creating and selling?

Before RH, Lisa and Ken had opened over 60 restaurants and clubs. Most they sold soon after getting them established. The longest they held any property was two years. They made millions on property turnovers. Since RH, because of the publicity, they’ve held onto Sur, etc. Without this show, they would have continued with their former business pattern. Lvp doesn’t need Bravo for her businesses, she’s enjoyed the relative fame to promote her work with dogs and lgbt issues. Plus, I would think, as a sometime actress, she enjoyed the celebrity.

I totally believe that lvp told the show months ago that she was leaving, but it was agreed that nothing official would be announced. That way her charity work and the club opening would still be highlighted and at the same time lvp fans would continue watching.

Adrienne was still a housewife when she skipped the reunion. Lvp quit the show months before the reunion was filmed. Why should she appear and defend herself when all she saw was what was edited for tv? She had none of the real information of what went down behind the scenes.

Sorry, Kyle telling lvp that you are sorry how things worked out is not the same as telling her you are sorry for calling her a liar. Stupid last scene to once again discuss how they are all practically Mother Theresa except that they are more fabulous and rich and lvp is the self absorbed devil. One question. If they are all such good friends, why didn’t anyone invite Denise and family to stay with them? I guess the nannies take up too much room and Old Man Girardi is too cranky to have guests.

So glad the auditions are over! I’ve never fast forwarded so much. I hate the new judges. Dom is a nonentity and Laurie Ann, Shut Up!! These are not the best dancers in the universe. I want to see dancing. And Laurie Ann - Shut Up!

My sister always said when her kids were laughing hysterically together. “This going to end up with someone in tears.” These ladies are old enough to know better. Teddi took refuge under lvp’s pink tinged swan wing just like other newbies have done. No doubt asking her how they could possibly find a storyline that would keep them on the show. And then, after taking said advice, they inevitably turn and blame lvp for her mind control. Now Teddi has curled under Kyle’s raven wing and she’ ll eventually turn on her, too. Get ready, Kyle!

Yay for Sebastian! I was fairly certain he had the win cuz In her final talking heads, Heather’s nose was red from crying. I agree with the post up thread. Heather’s clothes the entire season were kawaii. Things you’d see in the Harajuku District in Tokyo. And yet, that was never pointed out by any of the judges. Within that genre, her collection was quite nice.

Poor ol’ Teddi. Kyle tries to take on Rinna for her behavior and Rinna deflects with a “My inexcusable behavior allowed Kim and me to reconcile!” (Right). So, Kyle brings in Erika being offended hoping, no doubt, that Erika would skewer Rinna, but Erika wouldn’t take the bait. Finally, Teddi speaks up and everyone turns on her. The easiest target at the table. Everyone is pissed at her and Rinna gets away scot free. Well played Rinna.

I’m out. I adore lvp. I want a beautiful pink house, swans, mini horses to pet, custom made silk blouses, my own rose’, trips to the south of France to visit relatives, and the opportunity to use my riches to make a difference. The rest of the cast can fuck themselves.

Rinna dressed like Erika Jayne to grab the attention. Unlike the myriad of sexy nurses and vampires, Rinna’s costume said Look At Me, ME, ME! The sad thing is that Rinna’s stick legs couldn’t even fill out the stretch boots. It was more like anorexic Erika Jayne.

These women are ridiculous. The cast of Rhony are all absurd and their absurdities make me laugh, but this crew is not only ridiculous, but think of themselves as totally precious and superior. And Rinna speaking about promoting positive body image to her daughters? She pushed them into modeling! A profession that not only requires zero body fat, but is built on rejection. Her teenage daughters were being constantly judged on their looks and bodies. No wonder one came home from nyc. She probably wasn’t getting jobs. And the other becoming anorexic? This lies squarely on Rinna’s shoulders. She is a massive hypocrite.

When lvp was on wwhl and discussing the teeth issue, she said she could talk about personal appearances, too. Like who has has full body lipo and hair transplants. It seemed like she was exaggerating, but, hey, maybe it’s partially true. A few weeks ago on Andy’s live radio show, he mentioned speaking to lvp at the reunion taping about anti gay laws in the middle east. Has the rhobh reunion show been filmed yet? Or was it the vr reunion?

I fast forwarded through the concert bits. I’m beginning to despise these women. Let’s see........lvp should show up.....lvp should get over it.....the girls really love you lvp......PK SPOKE TO KEN?.......HE’S TRYING TO PATCH THINGS UP? HOW DARE HE??? I actually thought pk’s joke was teasing Kyle. It probably would have worked better if he had followed it with a hyena laugh a la Rinna.

I suggest this topic ends cuz I’m seeing red when I much prefer picturing Kyle’s face green with envy.

My responses during the show: fuck off, eye roll, what the fuck?, eye roll, gro-o-oan, go Lois!, everyone just fuck off.

As mentioned up thread, on wwhl, Andy pressed the issue that Kyle was trying to be neutral and defended Lisa. Someone needs to advise him of the difference between defending someone and making excuses for someone who you think is guilty. Camille was being nasty, but it appears that later in the season she goes after Dorit big time. Big kudos for that.

Seeing giggy’s little face popping up over the counter and Lisa’s pink tea kettle was Everything! Did y’all notice that Rinna said her party for Denise was planned for Next Friday, not this Friday and was being planned for the same night as lvp’s birthday party? And yet they all expected to be invited? Serious timeline problems and production set up.

This is interesting. Rinna and Teddi at lunch all jumped on the radar online article sounding like lvp because of the use of the phrase “poor creature”. According to the latest Keirn Thomas blog, that phrase wasn’t used in the article. https://keirnthomas.com/2019/04/03/goodbye-kyle/. Hmmm.... why were Rinna and Teddi so sure? Because one of them used the phrase (coached by the other) when they spoke to radar online?

Just a thought on whether vpd would benefit from puppygate or this dreadful storyline. Vanderpump Dogs was scheduled by production to have at least (up to this point) three lovely scenes which would provide terrific publicity. The first scene shot for the show was at VPD, which according to Sessa, was originally planned in order to have Teddi and her daughter and Kyle in the shop and playing with the dogs. Second, the charity event. Third, coverage of the passing of the resolution. All good. Contrast that with all the negative speculation concerning the involvement of vpd in puppygate, discussion on whether vpd was irresponsible in allowing Dorit to adopt the dog, having the staff being seen as gossipers, and showing Lisa being accused, harangued and in tears. I don't see any positive effect of this storyline on vpd.