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Brooke is Eric's Best Friend

Psychotic state, I'm so happy I made you laugh! Yaas! To Ariana being the only redeemable one, Yaas! To the Wig line. ("Shiny Kevlar Sweaty Wigs by .. WIG?") And Wig saying it's her Lifelong Dream to have a skincare Line ..psshh, who can believe anything Wig says, due to she's so..uh.. ....Pure of Heart? Wig would be more honest Peddling WD-40 for the Face (mask), or Armor--All Vinyl Shine -n-Softener and Georgia chrome Duct Tape for the Face. Yeesh! These Circus Folks and their Snake Oil !

She's just not there yet

So don't stay. But you're missing a great fictional arc. This show rules Stay for Michelle's performance!

Pull anything on Stephanie, You would have had your ass handed to you in the most formidable and elegant way and it would scare the shit out of you, every time.

WOW, these fucking people. The way they talk??. the Up Talklng?? The vocal fry! Bravo needs to pay me $1 everyone one of these entitled shitheads say "like" or "OH-M-GEE" or "LITT-ER-A-LEEYYY". ("OMG, I'm like LITERALLY dyinnnggg?? "). And stop dragging your vowels! (Bed is not pronounced Baad,) yeesh, so annoying.

I agree that guy was more than a little off. Also he takes shameless pride in his arrogance

One more excuse to spend the rest of her life sitting on her ass

My point is she brings nothing to the table, so it's curious to me who would pursue someone who is a black hole of negatives.

I didn't know that NeoNazis were sporting Man Buns these days.

I love that her obnoxious attention grabbing moment on her Party Barge ended in pain and humiliation of her own making....Karma's a Bitch and so am I.

My money says it's fantasy

The NARCISSIST boyfriend! Can't think of anyone who could use a proper asskicking like this waste of skin!

Show summary: EVERYONE is an ASSHOLE. The end.

Ew! Lordt!... Advice to dudes tryin' to penetrate that elegant fox Danielle ...just put a pair of crooked glasses and an orange wig on an old piece of Hog Liver instead and go to town. Discarded swine meat is WAYYY easier on the eyes and It doesn't Whine or Snivel or threaten A Annu-mit!! also.. I imagine Hog Guts is more fun to talk to than Miss Congeniality/ Sandusky OH. And won't scuff around airport weepin' like a lost toddler. Or, if you're that desperate, consider Priesthood. Yeesh!

How DOES Danielle get ANY Of these Guys? Do they have poor vision? Her looks are ACCEPTABLE!? Personality.. ACCEPTABLE!?

So, No Body Shaming movement means Don't Call Me Out or Hold Me Accountable for my Lazy Selfish Poor Choices that Hurt me And my Family. So, cool, maybe the Heroin and Meth Addicts can start a similar movement, whereby they are not accountable for their actions! All Social and criminal problems SOLVED! NOBODY DID ANYTHING WRONG , EVER! …......I want to go to there! Yo...Didn't Pinocchio go to some Donkeyboy island like that?

It rubs the Kashmere Lotion on its Skin. PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET.

Good call... too bad for the BeerMungs that they will Never! Be Cool enough! To be associated with Led Zeppelin. Wig is borrowing the stairway to heaven, dont be alarmed now.

I cosign the above. Also, anything is better than the smelly SHITSHOW that is Danielle! SERENITY NOW!

Why does everyone keep saying that this show will not last long? There are like 5 or 6 posts already predicting It's demise! It's smart, well done, relatable, and perfectly cast. Best thing I've seen in AGES!..pssshhh.

Also Rena Sofer. Guys, what's the fix for this Once Wonderful show? I'm flummoxed!

Bottom line, she's a terrible person!

Yes, our Wig put her blood and sweaty tears in it. Her bodily fluids are in there, so skincare is chemical blend of a Box of Wine, Cigs, Wiggy head sweat , Alfredo sauce, Endless ginger baby placentas and gallons of eyelash glue, all processed through a human blowup doll's squicky sweaty pores, and collected and curated in a Solo Cup. Truly the Fountain of skeezy Youth! Such natural beauty! Coming to your local Sears beauty counter. Also available Exclusively at the Finer truck stops on the off ramps of I-95, the ones where the discerning serial killers hang out! ( It rubs the Lotion on its Skin, PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!!)

I concur. And it's cheap and easy to play victim