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@Uncle JUICE. Lmao ^^^ it's almost like you were there( in the guests cars ) !! I can only imagination when guests receive a text,email, snail mail invitation from Farrah , they must think ugh it's so uncomfortable yet entertaining. RSVP: YES

God Forbid Farrah would let one of the actual children break open the piñata . She was violently swinging at it like it was Simons head , the guests were running for cover from the projectile candy . What a nut job . Yay for Sophia , mommy destroys yet another memory.

Such great points @CofCinci in your post . A parent who wanted to be involved would live closer to their child , maybe that not possible for everyone of course ,but Amber has the means to do so . Hell, I'd find one so close my kid could walk to my house. I felt terrible for Leah also when Amber just blew off her feelings - it hit a nerve , I grew up in a family / household where you DID NOT share any family biz with outsiders , heard a lot of " why do you feel that way, stop it !!" " she's so moody" " oh it's Sarah Bernhardt" ( not the comedian). It definitely had and still has an effect on me to this day ( hence, years of therapy lol) I swore I'd never be like that with my 2 sons. It's truly sad watching these wrecks be such failures at parenting - and this is when they're filming and supposedly on their best behavior !!! God bless these little ones? ??? " her big brown couch can go anywhere " ... This comment wins the day !! Hahaha

I find it hilarious that this girl with 3 out of wedlock children with 2 men is going all out destination white gown wedding lmao I guess if it keeps your storyline going and MTV foots the bill , why the hell not ? (( on a personal note ( sorry mods) My son gets married in 4 weeks and I need a song for mother / son dance. He's nixed every song I've come up with as too lame , too cliche . Some of the songs I've seen on lists are ridiculous Any suggestions my PTv'ers ?! ))

Oh boy. I'm gonna get nothing done today haha ! ?

I can't imagine how much it costs to keep that pig fed. I know what I spend monthly on one 90 lb yellow lab, I can't imagine a 400 lb pig.. How does April afford it ? @Katt there's a Teen mom subreddit??!! I've gotta check that out! Amber :. Everything about Matt makes me wretch : /

Besides a guest spot on ep2 of mcgyver coming up - Amy ACKER a guest on this show 9/18 with her husband ( what a cute couple )

For AMY ACKER fans ? Sunday 9/18/16

Caitlynn appears to be clinically depressed - no self care , Self medicating with pot , can't summon the energy to care for her child , house a wreck ... As within , so without. Add just as bad Tyler berating her every second , sucky marriage , sucky parents . It's no wonder . Hopefully her stay in ' rehab' will start her on a road to recovery. For Nova's sake..

Per the preview ( sorry mods!) but I have to say WTF TYLER!!! Did he actually say Caitlynn " has no aspirations " ??????( among other nasty remarks ) I laughed when he said he can't keep quiet anymore ... When does this guy ever STFU?? Hey Tyler - while you're pointing that finger at Cait about all that's wrong with her , 3 are pointing back at you . Look in the mirror - you've done nothing with your life except knock up Cate and get rich off it . His face is so punchable ?

April is probably better to the pig than she ever was to Catelynn ?

To come here to hang out and snark !! That keeps TM in my DVR rotation ?

Yes, Tyler's lovey dovey social media posts don't seem to match reality of their situation. We only see a tiny slice of their lives but it's a mess from what I see . It's very easy to sit at your keyboard and write romantic crap you cut and paste - there's a total disconnect from real life.

Lmao @Spencer Hastings same here ! If I , as 18 year old DNR told my mother after she said stay in , " I'm going out anyway " - I'd be flying thru the wall like the Kool Aid jug !

@HootyMcBoob I think it's girls everywhere , I recall Sammie from jersey shore was always fooling around with her hair ( she had extensions too). great recap @Tara Ariano the gifs of Catherine grooming ( Catherine check!!) thru out the review gave me lulz its pretty gross if this girl has this tic and is then touching customers food EWWW . I'll be watching out for her in any L.I. pizzeria I visit ?

I've never seen a Catfishee stand with their back to the Catfisher the whole time before - that was a new one . ( I'm from the same area as Catherine and I'm always shocked at our regions accent haha I sound like that ??!!! )

Imagine Tyler & Cate dealing with a 600 lb gigantic pig. How is Cates mother going to handle it ? These idiots , that poor pig . So Chelsea's pig Pete will get as large ? Yikes !! Esther's IG page had me enthralled tonite but I cannot fathom caring for an animal that size.

I wonder what's going to happen to these fools burning thru TM salary when it's over. Maci mentioned both her & Tyler are employed plus they have that lame tshirt biz ( laughed out loud when maci talked of 'growing' the business- who's gonna buy that garbage when TM ends?). Where are they employed ? Does Ryan pay child support ? $20 thousand dollars for a wedding for a woman on her THIRD illegitimate child ???? Lmao As insane and effed up as a parent Farrah is, it does seem like she at least tries to hustle and make some money thru her TM fame ( porn, sauce?, now the children's clothing store ). Maybe those endeavors will bring in income when TM ends. Maybe Sophia receives a monthly death benefit thru Derek till 18 as well ? As for Amber, Greaseball Matt , Tyler, Cate - they're the laziest people I've ever seen . Couch potatoes the whole lot of em! These dummies will go from making hundreds of thousands of dollars to the welfare line. This episode was really a crapfest.

And to read the comments from their "fans" on social media praising their romance and how inspirational they are - it's mind boggling. Are they watching the same shitshow we are ? Geez young people , up your standards !

And Farrah is back in all her glory! I've never seen a person behave the way she does - it's got to be 24/7 exhausting for her and anyone around her. I'm no expert but to this layman she's got some psychological issues - I wonder where she'd fall on the DSM-5 personality disorder chart? I mean she's not normal right ? ? NO ONE can do anything right in her eyes , the constant negativity. Throw in some PTSD from her childhood with Debra and Michael too I think ( and emotional issues around losing daddy Derek ) . Im going to amateur diagnose her as Borderline Personality mixed with narcissism lol. When Sophia took off with the step stool I was like Holy Ish? what an episode this was. These teen moms lives are misery http://www.psychologycharts.com/personality-disorders-dsm5.html

Hopefully the show will go back to the Gallagher kids together dealing with all the madness thrown at them like in earlier seasons . So happy it back in October this season !!!!

it is totally mind blowing how these clowns blow thru money on this show. Did they never hear of college funds for their children or maybe saving some of the MTV $$ for the future when this madness comes to an end. I definitely don't picture Cait , Tyler , Amber or Matt getting actual jobs. They must be foolishly thinking they'll be endless years of TM : 'tonite on Teen MomOG watch the kids leave for college' ... IDIOTS

I hope this episode is on my DVR! I sometimes read the recap and comments before I see the episode and all I can say is Great Recap -I'm excited to watch lol and I will be thinking of all the comments while watching. @Brooklynista You've been on fire this comment thread lmao! these moms are outta control

wow just wow . When Tyler was talking to Butch about not shutting his trap about Carly on tv against B & T wishes. : he basically says I won't be the one in pain if the relationships end.... Wait what ? You'll give up being able to see Carly to be on this idiotic TV show? WHAT ABOUT HOW YOUR WIFE WILL BE AFFECTED IF B & T BREAK TIES BECAUSE OF Y O U !!!! She won't see her daughter because of you and your big mouth and your storyline ( I laughed out loud when he said this is what I do - I tell my story . Uh get a job you useless dweeb ) That punk is the most selfish piece of crap - Caitlyn, cut ties - you can do better !! ?