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If they're staying true to shipboard culture, the ratio of men to women in the crew is something like 10 to 1. Women get a lot of attention--like, it's a problem. Too much attention. When my new cabinmate signed on (one of our castmates had been injured and she was a replacement), the safety officer offered to relax the regulation that she sit through the sign-on safety procedures (it's a regulation but she knew what to do as she'd signed off on a previous contract just a few months ago) if she and her cabinmate (me) would go on a date with him and another officer. I said I would but to protect her and I said we are NOT getting off this couch except to leave! (Naturally, the "date" was in his cabin.) We never did a threesome though. I was effing Norma Rae on that ship because I hated the constant attention.

Exactly, hence all the Clark Kent comparisons.

Good. Hopefully Marta and the pedo will be along soon as well.

I am not a fan of threesomes. You do you and consenting adults and all that but it just seems gross to me. Part of my dislike is because I was working at a theater and one guy, whose wife had suggested one with another woman with whom she shared a dressing room, enjoyed it a little too much and started pressuring every woman at that theater to have one with him and his wife. Broadly hinting and innuendo-laden conversation. He was disgusting. Other than that, my biggest problem with this episode is when Avery exclaimed "They gave you this room?" [paraphrasing]. It's called a cabin onboard a ship, not a room. I only did one measly nine-month contract and I never would've made that mistake.

And my God, is that baby cute. I'm not even much of a baby person but I just love how she's always there, like she's part of a crew or something, goggling at everything the way babies do. Yeah, it did seem to happen a little fast.

That was adorable. She was great. I really like Lala. And Austin is loosening up ever so slightly--the way he froze when the woman (I can't keep the characters' names straight yet) asked him if wanted to give the toy to the girl, and shook his head ever so slightly...powerful stuff.

I was gonna say, my liver still hasn't recovered from the self-medicating I was doing during her career. One of the most gorgeous skaters ever, and she simply could. not. complete. a clean LP.

He's too tall. He's a decent actor but isn't Harmon kind of tiny? I always had the impression he was smaller than DiNozzo and maybe even McGee.

I absolutely loved both programs, and normally Bradie doesn't excite me at all. Her step sequence was on FIRE! There's just something about Irish music that is so danceable. Loved Isabeau's program, just gorgeous in every way. LOVED the costume.

Just in the sense that they're siblings--and both gorgeous--and performing in a reality show. There's nothing weird about Cashmere and Gloss.

Oh God, they're so good. Anything apple-flavored that's also fried = YUM.

Julianne and Derek are brother and sister, right? Does anyone get a Cashmere/Gloss (from The Hunger Games) vibe from them? Apologies if that has already been noted, it's my first time watching DWTS. (I'm here for the gymnast.)

Alysa Liu won the gold medal at the Budapest Trophy! What a great start to a comeback!

I was thinking the same thing--KISS was more of a glam band, and their heyday was in the '70s. (I know they continued after that.) Hair bands were in the '80s. They should've gotten Steve Perry or someone like that.

It's episode 3 of the first season, it's called Breaking Brig.