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I've done that, too! 😆 I'm sorry about your teratoma. Those things are as scary AF. I had severe endometriosis and adenomyosis (my uterus always looked 6 months pregnant) and after half a dozen surgeries my doc finally just offered to take everything out. While I was waiting for insurance to okay the surgery, though, my uterus ruptured. That took care of that.

I spent all my childhood wanting to be a country music singer. At 13 I learned about a great university in Nashville that had a music business program. I spent the next few years dreaming about the day I moved down there. I worked my ass off studying and planning. It was seriously the only dream I had (though I applied to other universities to even out my chances). Reality hit me hard down there, though. I had trouble fitting in. I couldn't make friends. I was incredibly lonely and depressed. Meanwhile, my friends back home were BEGGING me to move back. I eventually did and gave up my dreams. Soon after returning, my friends got their own lives and completely moved on. I never made it back to Nashville and I kick myself every single day. I should've tried harder down there. I'm 40 and it's my biggest regret. I WISH I'd had someone like Ryan in my life. He was one of the sole voices of reason in this episode and, honestly, the ONLY one who seemed to have Whitney's best interests at heart. Sure he would benefit from their arrangement, too, if she stayed but he was still right. He was thinking of her future. Maybe he's an asshole at times, and maybe he's benefitting financially from her (as is everyone else) but in this situation he was also being a friend. She refused to move to Wilmington because her life (which apparently did NOT consist of friends/hobbies/interest in her new town) was in Charlotte... and now she wants to leave because she can do All BS No Active anywhere with anyone? Oy. A 36 years old woman who's apparently never truly made friends outside of high school and is moving back because "friends" are "begging" her to? How FABULOUS... Now, can someone explain the story behind the goose tattoo to me? I must've dozed last week. Explain it like I'm five; I'm not really wanting to volunteer a lot of my brain cells to it.

Did anyone else see the pictures of Libby's sisters? Oh, Lord. I saw more of Sister 1's anatomy than I did of my last foster cat's as I was assisting her in birth. Wish I'd taken a screenshot to share the love.

The better part of my childhood would've been better if my mom had let me use tampons. I started when I was 9 and I felt terrible walking around the 3rd and 4th grade in what felt like a diaper. And I had endometriosis and a really heavy flow. I had a hysterectomy at 30. Thank God it's over.

New drinking game: every time someone mentions Rebecca's age or ex husband.

I had to go fix my daughter some supper. I don't know what the problem was. I just fed her yesterday. Doesn't she know I have assholes to snark at?

I tried Burt's Bees 18 years ago when I was on Accutane, and the medicine stripped off my top layer of skin*, and I've never used another lip balm since. * Not really, but it felt like it

Either they don't know English or they're lying to him and telling him that they don't know any. I support them either way.

Ha ha ha. Father Amira has no time for his bullshit.

Yes. Because they're giving him the gift of living in America... 🙄

Okay, you all know that I've been through the K-1 visa process. I understand ponytail guy's concern and it sucks that it got approved during the pandemic. But, damn it, I hate this whole loophole shit. My roots are 6 inches long and I haven't eaten in a restaurant in 8 months, and here he is on vacation, standing on his little balcony and complaining with that beautiful water behind him.

Hell, while people were making fun of Rebecca and her ring light, I was running to Amazon and ordering one of those fuckers.

I mostly stick to ELF and NYX. And what happened to Jane? Basically I stick to Walgreens and Rite Aid.

🌬️ ( I'm cooling you down in a non-covid parallel universe)

Both of my jaws are out of alignment and have to be broken and reset. It's preferable to do it together. My insurance finally, after a year, approved the surgery. Natalie sounds like how I imagine I will once I'm wired shut.

How come we've never seen these people (aside from one picture)?

I've never paid more than $15 for any kind of makeup. Yep, I'm cheap. I was hoping to get famous enough that Wet n Wild would ask me to collab. Fingers crossed!

Yeah, seriously. My previous sexual experiences with 20 year olds (when I was 20) weren't so mind blowing that I'm anxious to recreate them.

Not only did she wear them, but the camera guy zoomed in to show them pooled around her ankles.

You know Betty Boo's gonna pitch a fit over ANY date they choose. "September 18th?! But you KNOW I smiled on that day in 1984!"

They've probably built up immunity to Whit's by now.

I'd like to get MY nails done.

Hoo whee!

He's always been there for them-even when he was in prison. And Miami. And Ft Lauderdale...

Oh STFU Sarah. All he'd have to do is fart in your direction and you'd be all over that.