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The funny thing is that she's not wrong about the former king having a speech impediment and that changing their language and pronunciation. But the way she said, totally out of context, and the way she talked like she'd just left Happy Hour was hilarious.

Is there a live chat for the Pillow Talk Single Life? I'll look... In the meantime, Dean's wife looks like someone wearing an Aseulu mask.

I have trouble looking at her. I hate saying that but she looks like someone wearing an Aseulu mask.

Janelle disappoints me because she SEEMS like she should be the logical one. I expect more from her I guess. He especially looks like a jerk when he's within Darger's vicinity.

Since Kody's dad owned a good bit of land in Wyoming how come they've never just moved there and built?

I haven't watched this in years. The last time I watched they were trying to decide if they wanted to buy one big house or live in 4 separate ones. Have I missed anything?

And Janelle's mom married Kody's dad, too. Ugh.

Thanks guys! Heading over to Kody and Company now. See you all next week!

Yes, thank you. Eventually I'll have real hair again and I'll have to pick a look.

And my watching buddy. (Who has more hair than 10 of Darcey's extensions taped together. Unlike Darcey, she needs no makeup. I do, I need ALL the makeup, but other than Burt's Bees the kid has nothing. She's a freak of nature.)

Okay, now I can read all my notifications... Also, wanted to share...My hair fell out because of COVID. Until it grows back I've been rocking wigs. I asked my readers to send me any old ones they didn't want and here's what I wound up with...(And yep. I sit here channeling my inner Darcey, watching 90 Days, snarking with you fine folks, and taking selfies.) 1 and 4 are the same wig. I just trimmed it. Also, I apparently only have 3 looks.

Been there. Honestly, all joking aside, watching Brandon/Jovi/Mike is not entertaining to me. I snark on them but some of the things they're doing takes me right back to my previous abusive relationship. It might be been 20 years ago, but with just a word or comment I sometimes zoom right back into those moments like not a day has passed. My stomach is cramping and I'm not sure if it's that or if I'm constipated. Frankly, I've had a lot of cheese today so it could go either way.

So is Mother NonJovi on her happy pills today or...?

I used to but now her wonky eye and insane giggling takes me back to a gentler, more innocent time. Back when we had people legitimately scamming each other instead of gaslighting. When we had binders of eviduns instead of stacks of pregnancy tests...

I believe in about 10% of Mikalie's storyline.

Julia's met these people before...right? Because I'm getting a M Night Shyamalan THE VISIT feel.

We can't afford a wedding, we had plans, we... STFU Brandon. There are 500 kinds of birth control. Pick one. You think a condom makes sex less fun? Just wait until you've gone 8 days without a full nights sleep and you're both reeking of spit up, poo, and spoiled milk.

harp Entertainment ought to buy stock in pregnancy tests. I've seen more women pee on sticks this season...

Wait...Ryan offered up the info himself? That's shitty that he didn't have one on, but...I don't know. This feels gray. It's not so cut and dry. I'm not feeling so great about her texting his family and telling them he raped her.

Lol. WE'VE always said it. 😁 I said it on the main board, though, and got put in my place several times. Look, I know New Orleans. I know there's a bit of an alcohol culture there. But homeboy's got some issues. I'm Appalachian. We're pretty addicted to biscuits and gravy, we'll eat it any time of the day and we've been known to break up with people who don't understand it, but we don't walk around with a fork, bacon grease, and Bisquick all day.

NOW can I say that Jovi has a drinking problem...?

Even Brandon's parents think it's fucked up that they told them before taking the test. And there he is again, blaming her.

What the fuck is wrong with Brandon? Seriously. It's more than immaturity.

I seriously just tweeted the same thing!

The same reason they act like birth control doesn't.