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I’ll be darned, that actually is how I’d always said it in my head. I guess my high school French paid off. Re: the episode. My mother had those hideous yellow pants in the 80s and they were awful even then. Oh, Renee. I’m not sure what would have gone any better with that Hawaiian Shirt Friday top but those might be the worst pants I have ever seen. Which is saying something when Marnies “it’s laundry day so I had to stick my legs in a jacket” getup was in the same episode At least she knew it was a big miss and took the judges ripping like a champ F-ing Hester. It wasn’t the worst thing on the runway but I’d at least appreciate them not blowing glitter up her ass about how well made her accidental thong was. Morena Baccarin is one of the most consistently disappointing red carpet stars out there and her closet was a big old pile of meh. How they stumbled upon her to guest judge is beyond me. Jamal’s bodice reminded me of that hideous faux bra top that Tessa was wearing in the workroom a few episodes ago Woof. Sebastian is the best and I have to believe it will eventually pay off for him. Hope springs eternal.

I’ll be honest, I never was quite sure how that word was pronounced. But I know it’s not “mallet.”

I swear I'm not a no-fun-buzzkill, but I thought it was really inappropriate to point the Domin-edi-trix stuff at Nina. Yes, it's a tv show, but she's at freaking work - don't smack her with a whip or demand that she wield the whip herself. It's gross. "Hester" is ridiculous and that outfit was the love child of Punky Brewster and Rainbow Brite. I can see how Tessa can be grating, but she does know what she's doing and is getting a seriously rotten edit. There's no way she's the only one who called out that plastic neon Lisa Frank nonsense.

Probably a bit of both but also some really unfriendly editing. Although I thought I noticed when everyone else was super stoked about the $10k prize, he looked like he thought that was pocket change. (I’m probably wrong on that, but it was before he started to grow on me a little so I may have been overly critical. )

Oh, I know what they meant. It sounded really condescending to me (not a Miamian.)

I found it a bit odd that they kept harping on Margarita for being "too Miami" when the golden child has a whole collection of flamingo print - that's as Miami as it gets.

Where did he go?

How many times have we heard Heidi complain that there's not enough skin showing? Not that anyone needs a reason to not be flashing cleavage and legs up to there, but I don't think there was a way around that without Ayana making it clear that that's part of her aesthetic.

Brandon's look was beige and green(ish). I'm not sure why that's any less suited to a doll challenge than Brandon doing whatever he wants.

OK, so I haven't read the full article yet (I'm on it, I promise!!!) but I'm glad I'm not the only one whose skin crawled seeing that fuckstain's name on the screen.

Oh yeah, that too.

I'm sorry, but I hate Brandon's. It's boring, not avant garde, and looks sloppy around the chest.

Good for him! Thanks :) I really liked the "inspired by" prints on the cups they showed.

The real winner is Dixie, because they get to keep their $25k and a sizeable-ish number of people now know that Dixie cups still exist.

To be fair, Brandon has made the same crop top every single week, so that clip could have been pulled from any TH from week 3 on.

Anybody catch the "I didn't want to be the cun.t...estant who caused it all"?

Exactly! Every time Nina says "I like what you're wearing better" I want to scream "that's because I had more than one day to make it, and I didn't have to make it out of twist-ties and recycled beer cans!"

Perhaps the person who seemed to be under the impression that curvy girls are some alien species with completely different desires than (((normal))) people could have acknowledged that.

Man, even the other twin looks like she wants Shaun to STFU.

"I have no idea what a curvy girl would want to wear!" "Um, I'm a big girl - ask me." YES!!!

I think it's all been said already, but HOLY MOTHER OF GOD THOSE TWINS!!!! I really thought at the beginning with the way they were interviewing everyone who walked in the door that it was going to be some kind of surprise twist and these were the instagram judges here to give us the pulse of the kids today instead of being actual contestants. I'm sure it was edited to appear even stranger than it was in real life, but it was really, really off-putting. I'd have aufed Batani because that dress had no design, didn't meet the brief, was poorly constructed, didn't fit, and reflected nothing of what she supposedly is as a designer. It would have looked equally shitty on a size 2, with the exception of possibly not tearing when she put the model into it (although that happens a lot more often with straight sized models than I would have thought it could - if your model is six feet tall with no visible body fat and you still make the dress too small? WTF? Have you ever actually met a woman before?) Menswear dude made his outfit look a lot better than I thought he would, given all the kvetching during the workday. Cha Cha's was baaddd (and I LOVE sparkles!) but it was a lot more interesting than that gray grandma's doilies as an afterthought monstrosity. He was obviously cannon fodder from the get go. The twin with hair (Claire?) - I swear her dress was on the cover of Teen Magazine in 1986. Clearly influenced by her time at Betsey Johnson, but not even remotely updated. All it needed was a crimped side ponytail and it would have fit right in at one of my middle school dances. Other twin - those shorts were stupid in concept and not even well done. Kenya's was lovely. Nothing groundbreaking, but it was mostly well made and looked elegant and like you might actually see it on a red carpet. I really liked the sparkly furry top thing that someone I can't remember made. I thought that was fun and with a different set of pants, could have been pretty cool looking. I want to party with Amy and Margarita. Amy's cape/skirt was badass, and Margarita's dress was fun. And those impressions - lololol. I'm forgetting everyone else, because I was so annoyed with those damn twins that it was hard to even pay attention. I know they're here for the duration (thanks, producers!) and I guess I'm a glutton for punishment because I am too.

I actually thought Brandon looked appropriately surprised and relatively humble when he won. And that is the nicest thing I will ever say about him. I feel icky.

I get what you're saying, and like you, I thought it looked like she was going to go on with the show until Jack showed up and showed his ass. I just can't get behind blaming the victim (so to speak) for inconveniencing others when she wasn't the one at fault. I guess I just get a little bit prickly at the notion that a woman is expected to put on a good face no matter what. And if she did, the same exact people (not you) would be giving her a hard time for that too.

That sounds an awful lot like saying women should put up with sexual harassment so as to not upset the apple cart, and I think that's bullshit. I'm not saying that in that same situation I wouldn't still take the stage (I might) but she's under no obligation to do anything once the trust has been breached. She's not the one who did something wrong - it's not her job to fix it, unless for some reason she feels compelled to (which is absolutely a legit choice to make too.)

I guess my unpopular opinion is that it's fine to quit your job if you can afford to, and if you've made bank like Randall apparently has, surely you'd have enough savings to do for a while. I don't think having a job is the be-all-end-all and if I could spend one year (much less ten) making Randall-money, I'd bank it, and do whatever the heck I feel like doing for a while.