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That one reminds me of an episode of Roseanne where Darlene is bent over the bathroom sink dying her hair black. Annoying neighbor girl walks in and says "whatcha doing?". Darlene: "Interpretive dance." Cracks me up every single time.

I felt like they were grasping at straws to make it look like it wasn't a foregone conclusion that Kwame was a goner. If you think about it, Taco Dude didn't make his own tortillas and we would never have a problem with that, but there's something just different about calling yourself Waffle Me and not even making the damn waffles. Waffle House even makes them fresh, for chrissake.

WTF was Kwame thinking?!?!?!?!?!? He tanked that fair and square and didn't even need Phillip's help to do it. A dirty rock is only a slightly worse concept than frozen waffles.

I'm so Team Isaac. I posted this in another thread, but I feel like I know him because he reminds me SO much of a friend of mine from Lousiana. My buddy has hair, but other than that, those two are practically clones. I'd love to see him take the whole thing because I guar-on-tee his food tastes exactly how I want food to taste.

I prefer the "I drank beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer every day!" plan. Unfortunately, it doesn't work all that well. :)

I was fast forwarding through the ads with the DVR and there was one of those Liberty Mutual ads - all I could see was the Statue of Liberty and "ACCIDENT FORGIVENESS". And then an adult diaper popped onto the screen. Accident forgiveness, indeed.

As someone who is about Oprah's size and who has lost 24 pounds on WW, it doesn't look like much. My clothes are looser and I've gone down a size or so in some brands, but it's not that dramatic for someone with a fair amount still left to lose. Whether she's ultimately successful or not will impact the effectiveness of the marketing campaign (see I'm on topic!), but as someone who has struggled with weight my entire life, I relate to Oprah's experience more than someone like Jessica Simpson who was fat for a few months with post-pregnancy weight. YMMV.

I loved this episode - I think they did well across the board and I'm glad I wasn't the one to have to send someone home. My rapper name would be DJ Flippity-Flop, and I'd make pancakes. (I've never made a pancake in my life, but it's probably easier than using a pressure cooker for the first time like more than one cheftestant has done.) Amar is freaking adorable. I'm still Team Isaac (Go Vikings!), but Amar's got some serious skills that I hadn't noticed before. I really thought Marjorie was the goner, and then Jeremy. Marjorie had something actually wrong with her dish, while the other two just got the era a little wrong. It's bizarre but it is what it is.

I really liked all of these kids and wish they could all win. Samantha's show wasn't my style at all, but she's got a Denise Huxtable vibe going that makes me just adore her. Zachary's looks aren't my style either, but I love how he owns his point of view. Maya is wise beyond her years and makes fabulous clothes - I like her as the winner. Peytie's my sentimental favorite because I'm a boho chick at heart and I hope to see more of her (and her sister's) work. All around, a completely delightful viewing experience. The "grownups" could take lessons on maturity and class from this crew. Hell, so could I!

Oprah cat - hilar! And I'll be shallow too. The Catholic church near me puts out an antiabortion sign every so often and it has got the ugliest baby I have ever seen on it. Not that only attractive people should be allowed to be born, but that's not exactly the ringing endorsement for their cause that it could be. (Yes, I realize my place in hell has been reserved with a solid gold placard.)

That thing looked like the love child of the Michelin Man and Jar Jar Binks.

You'd like to see her booted because you don't like her hair and her spouse isn't as conventionally attractive as Phillip's? Wow.

So, here's my current makes-me-homicidal commercial. I wish I had a link for y'all, but it pisses me off something fierce and I hope I can do it justice. It's for the local hospital's bariatric clinic advertising weight loss surgery (and I could go on and on about advertising for medical procedures, prescriptions, etc). Dirty lens alert - I've always struggled with my weight. I've lost 40 pounds and still have a way to go and I could throttle the assholes who say "just don't eat dessert!" Anyway, the happy customer's starting weight is about 20 pounds higher than my goal weight. I'm assuming she's a lot shorter than me, but still, having a dangerous surgery to lose 50 pounds is not my impression of what such surgery is for. That's for people who are large enough that it's causing serious medical problems. Maybe she's a special case that really needed it, and I'm not judging on that front, but putting this case out there as normal seems really irresponsible to me.

I'm not sure how one was supposed to do well in this challenge. Was somebody really supposed to put a whole fish on the table and let 'er rip? Good for manbun to finally figure out to do what was being asked, I guess. I don't usually argue with taste since I'm not the one eating it, but I refuse to believe that a sausage that's almost half bacon was too dry. Come the fuck on. Yeah, I'm a total Isaac homer. I didn't mind that there was a presentation quickfire, but it's kind of bullshit that it wasn't even intended to be eaten. I'd never be accused of cooking for fine dining, but I can arrange some dumb crap on a plate - that doesn't make it cuisine. At least they didn't have to cross country ski and shoot their ingredients, I guess.

Yup. But my office is closing stuff down on the 18th, so if you haven't extended by then, tough titty.

Peytie is a surfer - she spends a lot of time in a bikini. Is that "skanky"?

April 18 this year! Not that I'm counting the days or anything...

I binge watched the whole season while I was snowbound, and what a delightful show! I can't even thread a sewing machine, so the skills these kids have just blew me away. My style leans a bit boho, so I'm Team Paytie, but I'd really be okay with any of them winning. I loved how the kids have said how much fun it is to be around other kids who do the same work and have the same passion that they do. I remember having the same feeling when I went off to a magnet high school - not that my at home friends weren't great, but I didn't feel quite so different anymore. They're all such fun people to get to "know". All Stars (which yes, I'm sure I'll watch) is going to be a real clusterf*(& compared to this season.

My thought that Jason looked like a serial killer certainly wasn't dissuaded by the John Wayne Gacy pants and shoes he wore this week. WTF?

There is Jdate for Jewish singles. I know this because my ex boyfriend's mom set up a profile for him while she was sitting right in front of me. "It's not that you're not a lovely person, but you're goy." Thanks...

Jason looks like a serial killer to me. Isaac reminds me so much of a buddy of mine from Louisiana - same look, same accent, same sense of humor - so I'm pulling for him. Plus I love that he just made some down home dirty rice instead of trying to make some sausage risotto foam nonsense. Giselle - if you have to keep telling folks how nice you are, maybe you're just not that nice. Chrissy Teigen has bulimia face. I can't decide if I like to hate or hate to like ManBun.

How much would it cost to hire a hitman to take out the Care.com kid? I bet Mr. Tickles would pitch in a few bucks.