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I saw the trailer with the awful actress who played Megan Draper and I was out.

Those yoga clothes were so ugly, that I got the feeling they might have been provided by the workshop. Poor Leah.

GQJ's post would likely have have more like than any post in PTV history, except that there are are only a handful of us losers still watching this terrible show to comment on it. Here's to the spinoff with Gina! Please, please no "special appearances" by Mike, Harvey, Rachael or I'm Donna.

This was so much more entertaining than the GODDAMN show!!!!

I made it through 14 minutes before deleting this episode and cancelling the OnePass on my DVR. Not sure why they have store bought eggs with so many chickens. Bad move, Jax. You don't compare an obviously scripted sassy grandma to LVP. This could win the prize for Bravo's worst show ever.

I don't have the Brianna hate that most people on this board have, but my goodness she has awful children. Perhaps she's too afraid of being a controlling monster like her mother was to discipline them at all? The way she just sits around completely blind to how wild they are blows my mind. Hopefully Ryan is a bit more strict with them so they can actually function out in the world one day.

Agreed, GH. But once the marriage/relationship has gotten to this point that one partner is acting like this withoit regard to the family or himself - the talking down only diminshes the relationship and surely won't change anything. Probably time for her to get out, since he clearly just does whatever he wants. He's a sicko, as he has proven over and over. (And I really enjoy all of your posts, GH!) What does SSDD mean?

I don't like the doctor girlfriend (whose is so blah idk her name even), but she doesn't bug me. Anyone is better than "I'M THE COO OF THIS FIRM." Honestly, I uave never watched a show where I loathe so many characters. Can we just watch Gina Torres and her amazing figure and wardrobe in Chicago instead of this nonsensical farce? THIS!!!!! I asked my husband if I ever talk to him like that to please punch me.

Is it just me or did Wes get a little fat since the charter season and the reunion? Maybe being in love with Malia made him chubby and happy. I was really eager for the reunion but so let down at how lame and fluffy it was. Andy did ask Fugs the one pointed question (from a viewer) about her awful behavior, but she didn't really answer it and of course he let it go. I hope I never have to see her fugly face or fugly personality again. She ìs a dreadful, awful person.

Geez, all the baby talk in this thread is what's actually boring AF. The ONLY good thing about this now crappy show is reading the witty posts in this forum, but I will have to pass this week.

It kills me to say anything nice about Lydia, but I loved her outfit at the sushi place, especially the skirt. I would wear that all the time in the Fall. Rolled my eyes at her saying the magazine is her livelihood, what a joke. Please - it's a stupid project for her to throw her money away on and have some kind of storyline (albeit a laughable one).

When I was in Italy in the early 90s, I met a bunch of fellow twenty-something locals. In our conversations, they told me that they loved to vacation in Croatia (which at the time I believe I knew as "the place where the hot guy from the Madonna video is from"). My friends and I took a cheap flight there and it was so beautiful. A few years ago, I wanted to share magical Croatia with my husband. It wasn't the same place I went to almost two decades ago. Crowded, noisy, rowdy... even the flight there was terrible. The European segment had a pack of two dozen guys who were drunk before they got o the plane going there to "party." Worst flight I have ever been on in my life. It was very sad to see the difference.

I can only hope that's the case here. When my husband retires I'm terrified he'll never leave the house (at least not without me) and I'll have to kill myself. Wow, so many people on here gushing about how Aspen is the CUTEST BABY EVER on this board. I mean, she's fine, but not really any different than any other baby to me. The only thing that sets her apart to me are her headbands/outfits and very, very cute smile. I don't like the name Aspen. Plus if someone decides to call her something for short, the obvious choices are awful - Asp (shudder) or Ass, which is even worse. I guess Pen is an option, which only made bearable to me by association of Desmond calling Penelope Widmore "Pen."

Ick. Now in addition to her smug, "I'm Donna," we also have to endure "I'm not your secretary" and "I'm COO." She's such an overbearing know-it-all. I have come to dislike that character more than any other on this dumb show (except Mike of course). While I am picking on her anyway, she really needs a new hairstyle. It's remained the same for the entire duration of the series. Nice to see Louis do something well without them writing in the obligatory screw-up they usually do. Was the new attorney just absent this episode?

Well, perhaps not completely.

The reaction of the woman in the water who pushed Lydiot and her son off of the paddleboard was hilarious. I must have rewound and rewatched 10 times.

I really, really hope you are right. Now that Jessica is gone I hope this show ends with everyone in that office dying. Why was "I'm Donna!" Dressed in a jumpsuit suited for an "I Dream of Jeannie" funeral?

I can't believe I have some nice things to say about Bobby. I guess he just set the bar so low for himself that I am easily impressed by normal behavior from him. When Malia made the comment that her promotion was just a pat on the back, and he commented that it was a stab in the back to him, I was pleasantly shocked that came out of his mouth. That was clever for him. Also, on two separate occassions when he was confronted (the only one I specifically remember is Malia calling him a d*ck), instead of getting into a pointless argument, he said something to the effect of, "Fine. I'm going to another part of the ship." I laughed both times and thought it was great behavior on his part. Maybe there's hope for him yet. The brain cells may be breaking even with the rocks up there before we know it. Too bad it didn't happen before he ruined his arm with that awful tattoo.

When Hannah was talking to Captain Sandy and trying to set the Charter Guest meeting time and place, I thought Sandy seemed mildly annoyed. Maybe she was because she then went and held the meeting in the crew area, which is different than usual.

Hannah's quite a bit taller and bigger than I am, but even so, as a woman I would never physically place myself between two fighting guys (especially if one was drunk). Anything could happen.

That sounds like such a perfect, happy day!

I never heard that before. Girl parts, boy parts, or both?

I guess the last few charters all the guests have been ooohing and aaahing over Adam's food, but to me he is really not any more skilled than a strong home cook. Salads, sushi and maki rolls, Thai green curry... a lot of people make these ALL THE TIME at home. I haven't needed a recipe for those foods for ages. Adam's strawberry-filled vanilla cake this week? I make it every couple of weeks during the summer when strawberries are in season and I can find them on sale. The only item I have been impressed by of his was that gorgeous citrus cake at the beginning of the season. The rest of his food is pretty unremarkable. In fact, I can't remember one specific dish he made. I only remember the food from this charter because I just saw it. His newfound professionalism went out the window when he served the guests in his cruddy cap and grody apron. He looks greasy and like he smells so bad, especially his hair and scalp. If I was a guest, once I saw him, I wouldn't want to eat any food prepared by him.

I wonder if someone with knowledge of yachts could tell me why the steel poles they turn to raise and lower the anchor are so wobbly? They don't seem secure at all and every time they turn them I think they are going to snap off at the base.

Shannon's ability to make everything about herself is exhausting. I hate the method by which she argues. Going on and on about how she has been wronged, how she was wounded, etc. She won't stop talking until she has beaten the other person down to accepting how she felt during an altercation. She honestly has no interest in how the other party may have felt or what they might have been thinking. The principle of her argument is always "poor me" and "I'm right because you made me feel bad."