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Did someone reference Sound of Music?? To the tune of Maria the governess and the Do Re Mi song: Hos: They're hos. They're all such hos Ray: I need a break from 'shade' Me: It's Kenya's favourite word! Far: (all men get far away!) So: It's Porsha that's the THOT? La: But Phaedra thinks she's hot, Tea: We're loving us some tea Which brings us back to hos, hos hos hos Coming soon to Real Housewives: The Musical. TM. Thankyou and goodnight.

ALSO. Re Peter and his funky whereabouts and 'bidness': Isn't he hooked up with Kordell, Porsha's ex husband? Cynthia referred to 2 bars when facetiming Peter tonight. She asked if she could see 'Bar One' or 'Sports One' in the background. Logic would lead me to believe that it is probably 'Sports One' that Kordell and Peter would be involved in together, being that Kordell is an ex baller. So, where does that leave Cynthia's relationship with Porsha? Gotta be mighty strained. Kordell was a piece of controlling work that Peter probably wished he could emulate with Cynthia. If Kordell is in Peter's ear and company, who knows what all he's been getting up to in Charlotte. I think Cynthia just stopped caring. And not over this. The woman admitted seasons ago to not being sexually attracted to Peter, to not being 'in love' with Peter. Cynthia is not a dummy. Dull maybe, but not stupid. I don't think she has any business being married to anyone and I think she realises and regrets it now. Probably her judgement was clouded by doing the opposite to what her mother and Mallory wanted just on general principal. Of all the women, I think Cynthia's house feels the most 'real' and believable. Maybe it's good sense, maybe it's good taste. Because I look at Sheree's tasteless turreted 'legacy' and immediately think 'where's the money coming from?' and I look at Kenya's tacky swamp mausoleum and think have fun listening to your dogs' toenails ticking down the empty corridors. Unless of course they are crushed into a carrier in the heat because she's entertaining and can't be bothered with them. Why do NONE of the women on these franchises have the faintest clue about pet care? They view animals as a must have accessory, none of them seem to be housetrained or any other kind of trained, and some of them have been dangerous as a result (Kim Richards and Kingsley). I want Cesar Milan to do an intervention on the lot of them.

Ummmm, over here. Absolutely. I can't understand the Kenya love out there at all. This woman is a dangerous instigator. Her MO is always the same. If she is not the absolute centre of the universe, if things aren't going exactly the way she wants them to go, she can't deal. She has an instinct, and it may be subconscious or some other deep rooted psychological thing especially given her relationship with her mother, for how precisely to push another human being over the edge. And then to howl 'victim!!'. She is always bragging about her superior intellect and others lack thereof, and then she uses this to incite. I fully believe that whatever happened in Mexico with Matt was a result of their being locked up together alone and the real Kenya coming out. I don't necessarily believe all of it. I read that she posted the photo of her broken sunglasses and then took it down. It's now appearing on the show and she is now saying that he smashed up her stuff. Who else remembers the weirdness in Jamaica (?) with Walter when Kenya and he were given the '2nd rate' accommodation compared to the other hos? She didn't want to share a bathroom with him and she threw herself on the bed with a cushion over her head and appeared to have a tantrum. Walter said something like ' do you need your medication?'. Then she started on the story of how Walter wouldn't touch her. HER. The beauty queen! What's WRONG with him? What was wrong was that he was a successful man that Kenya brutally hounded about marriage. He did the right thing and just went, no thanks, I'm out, this is insane. And Kenya represents as the victim. As she does with Matt, as she does with Portia. I don't condone violence, but Kenya had shoved a frigging bullhorn in that silly girl's face and kept shouting her down. If Portia was cautioned, Kenya should have been too. The ONLY person who has taken her on appropriately is Kim Fields. Kim had the goods, Kim didn't get rattled and Kim called her out. KENYA lost it with Kim, pulling her chair from under her. But poor silly Portia is the big threat at Kenya's housewarming? no. As for Matt. She made him look like the help last season, I don't know how, but she did. If he wasn't another beard for her, he would have worked out quite rapidly that if he was to have Kenya's happily ever after, it would be in her house, on her terms, at her behest at all times. Who wants that? When she doesn't get what she wants, she becomes utterly unhinged and she is deeply unpleasant when threatened. I'm sick of all this admiration for 'shade'. It's just insecure bitchiness worded in a vaguely clever way. And Kenya is in her element. My prediction: Kenya will NEVER have a successful or fulfilling relationship. Not unless all of what we see and hear on this show and SM is just her 'acting'. Forget the allegations about Kandi's sexuality, Cynthia and Kenya should just call it a day and move in together.

Did she REALLY say 'we paid back our restitution' when defending the leased Lexus? Seriously. All that money is paid back now? (I'm not going to go near the grammar, either, because it's Teresa Giudice. I hope she gets a governess for the fourbyoodifull dawdors, like Phaedra). and Jac's throat. She had surgery on her neck seasons ago, so that look is another cautionary tale. Between her massive dugs hitched up to her chin and the choker digging into the weirdly plumped and crinkled turkey neck, what was she thinking? They have mirrors back stage at the reunion, and reunions are an endless series of talking heads, so I just don't get it. I mean Dolores had her arse plumped and she's sitting on that, get with the program, Jac. Not at all interested in hearing the Sigmunster say anything about her spawn again, because it is always off in a totally inappropriate way. Melissa has become the Tre robot this season and her reunion game is lame also. Sitting in the shadows and backing Teresa up and holding her paw. This is a really dull Melissa and this is where Melissa will stay in fear of ever saying or doing anything that could inadvertently cause her nutcase sister in law to pull that wolverine 'you're dead to me!' crap. Which makes for dull television. This just can't continue to be a show cast around Teresa.

Her radio face is getting better with every episode...

I choked too, Trace. It made me gag. In episode one, Em intros herself as something along the lines of 'underneath this cool academic exterior..the freak comes out at night!!'. You wish, darlin. The phone call to her father basically confirmed that to me. Emily is a bit of a wannabe. Not even sure what she wants to be. I was waiting for father and daughter to bust out the baby talk and I'd have switched off. Regarding the psychic reading Cpt Lee. I got the strong vibe that no matter WHAT she said to him, he had decided to be contrary about it. Basically maybe to just shut it down as he was obligated to attend the dinner, knew this was likely and didn't want to participate in it. I doubt his mother is alive, but I doubt very very much more that he 'hadn't been near the sea until the age of 35'. No. Love Cpt Lee, but for whatever reason, I'd bet cash money this is bs. As for Kyle, cool, you are what you are and what you are, needs no excuses. But why be a total dick to Sierra (whether or not she deserved it, she did) when you are now claiming that you have a relationship back home? Didn't we just get a long story and a timeline about sending the money home to his daughter who is not even 2 years old, not long over the relationship with the dumpster daughter's mother...I don't know, but that's a lot of life lived in a short amount of time. He does seem the type that is always angling at something, though. He doesn't seem the most stable of units. I'd forgotten about his greenhorn qualifications, thanks for the reminder posters upthread. This explains a lot of Kelley's issues. I remember Cpt Lee foreshadowing that things weren't going to go well with the new deckhand due to his lack of experience (in this, as opposed to every other area in Kyle's life). Now Kelley of course is failing to manage it. Zero chemistry again between Kate and Ro. Ro has that Beavis and Butthead type shtick that I'm sure is bouncing Kate's last nerve. I bet Kate is actually secretly really glad at this stage that work is forcing her away. I'm less and less surprised that things ended the way they did. The infatuation that Kate claims to have is patently just not there. She wasn't returning Ro's affection during the Bravosurprise visit, just going through the motions and filming gave her the opportunity to disappear into her cabin or the laundry to Skype sex with Ro, even just for show, but no, she wasn't having it. Unpopular opinion, but I still miss Eddie. Liarface and all. He was humorous and self deprecating. And good at his job.

Shannon, Tamra and Heather are taking a lot of heat as their ganging up antics have come around to bite them. But I see it this way. This season was fragile from the git with the humanly unacceptable fact that Vicki was finally unequivocally outed for taking part in a cancer scam with the odious boyfriend that she had been on her high horse defending for seasons. Vicki spent all of the last 3 part reunion with that martyred blank mask on her face, and no one went far enough with pushing her to culpability. This season, some intern producer had the brainwave that Kelly Mega Dudd would be the answer and would provide Vicki (the OG) with an ally. Or maybe she was the only person classless and shameless and stupid enough to put her hand up. Who knows. So the cast now has to film with Vicki, there is no real friendship with her and any of them and this is palpable to us. Kelly then reveals herself as the vulgar, moronic, shrieking harridan she truly is. Glamis gave us a brief interlude because that was truly unscripted and briefly Kelly was off the hook for screaming 'you're a c***' at Shannon and crossing the line with Heather. Not to mention the slurring outburst at the 70s party. Day One of Ireland, Kelly's puerile behavior irrevocably pushed Heather, Tamra and Shannon beyond their limits. Meghan has basically checked out of the franchise since Day 1. Maybe due to depression. I agree that the trio definitely come off as nasty bullies, but when you consider the filming schedule and the intensity of their trips traditionally, I'm really not surprised that it got to 'up with this, we will not put'. And they couldn't do it gently or reasonably or rationally because this is Kelly and Vicki. Of course they could all quit and give up the cheques, and maybe this kind of threat coming from Tamra and Heather may have some pull at Bravo. I think Kelly and Vicki's behavior in Ireland in a relentless filming environment proved too much. So we got to see some regrettable behavior and of course, the trio should answer for that. While I don't condone bullying, I just don't blame them. I don't want to see Vicki or Kelly ever again. Vicki is beyond redemption for whatever reason. Kelly is simply not housewife material on any franchise and she brings NOTHING and it really really bugs me that she is on this 'prestigious' franchise and won't even give the viewers the courtesy of doing something about that flat rank greasy hair and ...don't get me started. Like most people, I came around to Meghan this season and that is just nuts. I admired her for not backing down on the cancer scam last season, but all she brought this season was an ivf pregnancy with her emotionally vacant husband and her own absence. Meghan was really 'not there' for a lot of this season. ONE thing I'll say about Meghan and the show is that all the men have girly crushes on Jim: Terry (when's Jim in town again?!!) in particular and allegedly also Andy, so she can probably write her own ticket in exchange for access to Jim. If she chooses. I did like that she put a chip in Heather's teflon also. As for the reunion. 3 parts of Vicki and her blank martyr mask, if you aren't clear what I'm talking about, it's the look on her face when Tamra wasn't having her 'apology' at the end of this episode when Brianna intervened. Where she just pulls the mask, refused to be engaged, but will still adopt this robotic voice, like she did tonight when she kept saying 'I worry about her' about Shannon. I hope for once they pull the kid gloves off and keep hammering her with those follow up questions we are all gagging for. What have they got to lose? No one really wants Vicki Gunvalson on this show anymore. Demote her to FOH if you must, maybe that will teach her some humility. Or something. Or at least prove the show can go on without her. It did without Jill. And Brianna has lupus. Damn. I'm pissed that i have to be sympathetic. Brianna also gets way too much airtime for no good reason.

I want to know same, nexxie. Especially the tea on what happened between Dina and Caroline. And what is the relationship between the Lauritas and Caroline, because Wack Jac could sure use some support with Nicholas. I've wondered before if Caroline 'all about fambly' Manzo is involved with her brother's fambly. Jac's behavior has deteriorated so drastically since the early seasons, I wonder if the pressure of a special needs child and financial issues has contributed. I'm sure she's bitter as hell that her special needs child SL and her Glamma SL aren't enough to make her bulletproof on this franchise. I do feel for her regarding Nick. But then she says or does something, screeching and finger pointing or smirking in full makeup from her sick sofa, and I lose patience and interest.

I'm with you, Bumblesquat. And further, when JoeGo asked Melissa how well the fashion show went, she almost went crosseyed trying to 'think like a boss'. She eventually says how good it was for online sales, because she's all about online sales and she things they've tripled. I personally was thrilled that she now had 45 orders instead of 15, keep bringing in the cake, Melissa! She did look great in that blush pink dress she was wearing. BUT for the love of the reincarnation of Danielle Staub, PLEASE check out the promo photo of Melissa and Teresa for their WWHL appearance after the show. I'm too tech backward to link it, it's on TT. Teresa looks like a man and Melissa looks like her badly made up head has been glued to her body at a funny angle. I about peed myself at the horror these 2 must be experiencing that this photo is out. They look like drag versions of themselves, it's priceless. As for Teresa being humbled? No. Teresa is humbled only by the fact that she got caught. And frankly, she's more mad as hell about that. And I hope she realises that it'll take 6 months of yoga classes for her to buy a new winter coat. But it won't be classes. It'll be dvds or a 'yoga line'. Spare me.

I've just seen this, later than usual. The Big Skeevy, Richie Wakile, was mouthbreathing. I swear. I had a nanosecond of something that felt like respect for Kathy when it looked like she was going to turn away and ice Teresa! But no! Of course she didn't. Thirsty is now looking like window licking pathetic. And where was Rosie stashed? Did anyone else notice the hideous jumpsuits (bahahaha) that featured in the Bravo for Felons Envy fashion show? It'd be cool if this was some subsonic shade from Melissa, because I'm totally believing the bff routine from her and Tre. I did not understand the point of the mothers and daughters dinner between Siggy and Dolores, except as a filler scene. And in one shot, through the kitchen door, there was someone on the staircase. I thought it was a kid eavesdropping, but nothing more was said about that, so it was just weird, like this entire episode. Something was off, and it smelled like Wack Jac to me. I think she was expected to be at the Envy end of season show and pulled at the last minute. Her last passive aggressive hurrah with Bravo, because surely she's not coming back? The opening scene had me gagging. Jac languishing on her hideous sofa with her Hermes orange notebook, so contrived and so pathetic. In the last couple of episodes, Chris Laurita seems to have become desperate to get his wife to keep bringing in the cheque. Like when he had that conversation with Joe Gorga about Vermont while Jac leaned on their car horn like the petulant dissembling moron she truly is. I'm wondering if she has become so deluded that she believes she is indispensable to this franchise, and Chris has seen the writing on the wall and is doing anything to try and reel that cheque back within reach. In this episode, he's sweating on how his wack wife is going to ensure that she is not invited back. Her bilious smirk from her sick sofa made me want to puke. And at some stage, they've obviously colluded on Jac not attending the Envy show in order to make the finale all about Jac. She's obviously ordered him to wait in the carpark to whisk her away from her Mobwives style attempted sit down with Tre at Rails. And when Siggy literally dropped to her knees when Jac got her inevitable make up with Dolores over, what was that? Siggy, yet again, snatching crumbs from what she perceives is the relevance table? And btw, Ms Relationship Expert, when you sought your parents' assistance in hosting those traditional Friday night dinners because you'd become alienated from your faith and its customs and your family? I think you need to close your mouth about smoked hams being treif. Pretty sure your mother has a lifelong handle on the dietary requirements. Siggy is just an imbecile. I had to applaud Melissa for sticking to her guns and being consistent with Jac. While Jac was doing something in Las Vegas, Melissa was in teacher college and she knows how to deal with children who are out of control. Melissa refused to answer Jac in Vermont, not because she didn't know the answer to the strippergate question, but because of the way Jac was speaking to/at her. And she said this. Similarly here, Jac's disgusting dismissal of Melissa, preceded in her TH by her assessment of her as 'unimportant'. Who's having the last laugh now, Jac? I have zero respect for Tre, and really don't care to see her on my tv and I think Melissa is too boring for this franchise, but walking into a restaurant to be confronted by that bloated finger pointer ... I think they were justified in refusing to interact with her. What an incredibly rude and mannerless piece of trash Jac is. (I'm absolutely going to watch this scene again and count how many times Jac says 'one on one' also). Remembering back to her seemingly guileless friendship with Danielle Staub in the first seasons where Jac was naive and trusting and then fastforwarding to the creepy, unhinged 'Glamma' of today really tickles me. Because Danielle has raised a decent daughter and Danielle appears to be coming back next season. I trust that the Lauritas will be wallowing in the same thirsty wilderness as the Wakiles, and I feel sorry for the Wakiles being stuck with Wack Jac. I guess this franchise is going to continue to deadend itself by being centred around 41 counts of unaccountablility plus zero remorse Teresa. But if they are promising the return of the original Prostitution Whore, I'm definitely in for at least a look. I actually find myself placing Danielle Staub considerably higher on the class and authenticity scale than Teresa Giudice could ever hope to ascend. But that's just my weird mind. I can see Teresa ditching poor bland Melissa faster than she can sign a fraudulent income statement.

I just saw a clip on TT. Everything Pickles says and only a 2parter. I can't anymore with Teresa and her 41 counts of unaccountabilty. Recast this show.

Real Housewives of Sydney is supposed to be filming soon and supposed to be released before the next installment of Melbourne. There was even some talk of Brisbane (where I live). Melbourne has been popular here, but Australia is very conservative and very backward with its programming. New Zealand is smaller again, but I would guess more adventurous with their programming. I'd bring back Gilda, Louise and Anne. Michelle maybe, she is irritating, but she is a pot stirrer. Julia should be persona non grata for her 'boat n####r' comment and for this reason alone, I hope it shows in the State, because I personally want Racist Julia and Lidiot from Melbourne pilloried internationally for being the racists that they are. Angela Stone they can sink like a proverbial stone. She is deluded, she gives nothing 'real' of herself and all she does is schill her hokey tawdry cliched crap.

Everything you said, CrinkleCutCat, Gilda is the find of this franchise. I've no idea why production has been so heavy with the Angela content, the woman is 100 proof deluded. I agree with your assessment of her past re her present personality also. She's dealing with it via a bunch of hokey self help crap whilst attempting to make a buck. I also find her mere presence on this show shady: She's not from Auckland, she's not a wife (or even a girlfriend!) and unlike the other women, she has given very little 'real' of herself. She's all facade and the facade is onerous and nauseating. If it wasn't for orc nosed racist Julia, Angela would be the worst of the lot. But then, who did Julia run to when she dropped her racist slur? Angela. Who teamed up to try and bring down 'fake' Louise in the unexpected finale episode? Angela and Julia. Everytime Angela attempts to 'go in' on one of the other hos, it's a whole lot of projection of her own flaws and issues. It's almost comical. As for Lea, this is not Sweetie. Why has so much airtime been devoted to watching Lea reverse park and watching Angela shack up in a villa in Port Douglas with Lea instead of one of the other hos? This is what these trips are about, why has Angela Stone been permitted to duck these filming requirements? If I was a Kiwi, I'd be cringing about now and I'd be declaring Gilda a national treasure as the show's only redeeming feature. I'd love to see Gilda on Shahs, she brings it.

I think anytime Brianna appears and has something to say it is with the express agenda of keeping the family 'brand' on the Bravo teat. It is self serving always and I don't for a 2nd think that her comments and interactions are not discussed prior with her mother. Maybe during the Brooks debacle some of it was authentic, but since then, Vicki has bought her loyalty with a house in the OC no doubt conditional on her toeing the line for the Bravo cheque and manoevring for an orange. I'm so not interested in Brianna and her constant whining and her tawdry marriage that she's obviously pleased to be away from. I have sympathy for Brianna marrying stupidly due to her upbringing but that's where that ends. I'm utterly uninterested in her wasting my time appearing at the reunion. Last season it made sense because Brooks. But blissfully, we'll never be exposed to that feral sociopathic homunculus again, so no need for Brianna. As for the discussion here about Vicki and David at the 70s party: Vicki took a leaf from the despicable Kenya Moore book of instigating, escalating and then playing victim. 'I felt threatened!'. Kenya does this ad nauseum. Kenya is also deeply unhappy, completely beyond rehabilitation due to seeing no problem with her own behavior and like Vicki, will never have a real authentic relationship with a sentient human being. Kenya can go. Vicki can go. And Brianna shouldn't even be given the oxygen she gets. I'm tuning out if Brianna is to play a bigger role on this franchise. She's got zero going for her, she'll never have the prerequisites that are required to appear as a housewife, so rip off the bandaid please Bravo.

Also, in regard to Kate the self declared 'Paris Hilton of my hometown': alcohol has calorie. Other things don't have calories. And she's been in trouble with the law over 'other things'. Mixing alcohol and some pharmaceuticals gets dangerous fast. I think our Kate is finding that out.

You could be close to the truth there, RHO!! And I missed the tea on Kyle!! Where do I go to catch up. Anyone? Bueller? Last week I said I suspected he was a psycho. That weird story he gave Ben and Kate tonight about being homeless on the streets of London because his girlfriend expected him to set her up and then ran off with a South African doctor..??? My first thought was lucky that Emile isn't on the deck crew this season. My second thought was wait, what? No. That didn't ring true. But bless him for being upfront with that mop brain Sierra. He was full on, definitely, but that's maybe just his style. She was unforgivably shady and when Kelley confronted her about her behavior (not Kelley's business, but Kelley is deeply immature and was projecting as we all clearly understood), she had what my mother describes as 'the maniacal grin' all over her dial. My mother was a nurse and apparently some insane people have this, it's a 'thing'. Because her facial expression miscued what she was actually expecting Kelley to read, which was she still wanted to clear the issue up and have her say. Presumably that would have been 'mind your own business'. I don't find her attractive at all, she's pinheaded and vacant brained and proved in this episode that she also has NO personality. I felt for Kyle, that charter wouldn't have come cheap. He was a bit intense, but he's been openly intense with Sierra since he put his toe on the boat. She agreed to the date. She went on the date. All she had to do at that point was be polite, participate and be assertive. I think Kyle would have respected that. I thought he handled the situation really well and openly, leaving no room for simmering resentment which is what Kelley would have done. I was rooting for Kelley a bit as bosun, probably because he was a familiar face from last season. But he's proved this episode that he is just not bosun material. All that partying with Kyle and a drunk Lauren on this megamillion dollar yacht. He was schooled by Cpt Lee last episode for the sushi and now there is pizza all over the interior. And it was Kelley who turned his attention to the last standing available female, Lauren, and who left the toaster sandwich maker on as soon as her drunk ass got distracted by the next sparkly object in her brain. Kelley just can't think with his big head when he thinks he's got an opening for the little one. It's really pathetic, and really immature and I cannot believe he has been through the discipline of military service. Kelley makes one bad decision after another. The reject party in the guest quarters, jumping all over the couches (LOTS of physicality between Kyle and Kelley, which I'm not looking at in a different light...) and third wheel, Lauren. The captain IS on the boat. What is WRONG with you, Kelley? Oh, and when he went all down in the mouth about Ben not telling him about the date with Emily...I swear, if he'd mentioned 'bro code', I would have hurled chunks. I predicted that Ben was playing the long game with Emily from the beginning, so that was all a snooze. I don't get her allure. But I understand why Ben does. Last episode, with WAY too much of the hulking face sucking Ro, and all the attention on the dates between crew members really had me worrying that the producers were messing with the format. Looks like we're back to familiar territory now. Kate is going to go rogue on Sierra. That 'if you can't go to your happy clappy place (or whatever), you can go clean toilets' was vintage Kate. And Cpt Lee is obviously either demoting Kelley or giving him a ticket. Kelley has reached that age where he is going to need to figure out that women aren't just going to drop their panties because he flexes. He has no game. Nico showed him up dressed as Elvis while Kelley shuffled around like a gorilla, giving nothing. Because there wasn't anybody there he could potentially sleep with. And the way he was trying to stare into Emily's eyes while she was fixing his tie for him? Urgh. And Ben trying to get some from Emily at the end of the date? When he started all the French speaking I just cringed. This is what he was doing with poor besotted Hannah on BDMed. Hannah even appeared in a montage of Ben conquests, although he managed to stay out of her needy drawers and went for the weird looking under stew instead. Ben does have good desperation radar and knows when to flee, Hannah was an embarrassment to Australians. I was hoping that Lauren would redeem us, but after tonight she is showing signs of that going south. Hopefully she was just totally wasted, because her wish for a toasted cheese sandwich is possibly the last straw for Cpt Lee and Kelley. Charter guest soulmate Dean is back next week! Yay! Maybe this is where we learn that Kyle is gender fluid. I really hope that Kyle didn't leave home at 15 years and 8 months because of some kind of horrific abuse. He is definitely unhinged, but obviously trying to do the right thing in his own way. What a crew we have. I wish Cpt Lee's 2nd in command was featured more. It'd be cool to see a mature man apart from Cpt Lee on this show, and when they were returning to the boat together, he looked pretty fit. In the montage for the rest of the season, there were too many stills of Kate looking more and more haggard. That is some express ageing going on and I really seriously suspect that it has a chemical basis.

Chris Laurita is not the person to school Jac. Look at who his sisters are. His normal is Caroline and Dina. As for the Big Skeevy (Richie Wakile), he is one of those feral pervs that labours under the misconception that because people aren't falling about in hilarity at his 'jokes' and comments, they simply mustn't have heard him. So he repeats himself. He reminds me of Kelly Mega Dudd from OC. He's going to push it too far one time and Rosie is going to deck him. She has every right to, especially if he costs her her new relationship. I cannot believe that Kathy produced spawn with this creep. It says a lot about Kathy.

I am strongly agreeing with a couple of themes that are emerging here: Vicki is on a downward spiral. She hasn't recovered from Brooks dumping her. She is jealous to the point of insanity of anyone else's relationship and will try to undermine, disrespect or destroy those relationships. Question: who thinks that Vicki would still be with Brooks if he hadn't ended their relationship and what does that tell us about Vicki Gunvalson? I think Vicki and Kelly should have adjoining, no a shared room, in a state mental facility.

My daughter immediately jumped on Kelly using an unreferenced Will Ferrell ism as her own. And here is how she described Terry Dubrow 'He looks like one of the 7 dwarves. No! He looks like the FATHER of the 7 dwarves' Love this. It's stuck with me. When Gunvalson is called to account as she was in the bus trip to the airport, all of last season when the outrage and casserole expectations weren't working and especially the entire way through the last reunion, she pulls that face. The blank, numb, clocked out mask. I'm so entirely sick of it. She's going to do exactly this at the upcoming reunion, with a brief hiatus maybe when they roll Brianna out. So far this has worked for her because Andy and her castmates have let it. I'm really hoping that they are all as fed up as we are and push for accountability or at least a reaction. I'm simply not going to watch another 3 parter where Gunvalson is permitted to sit there earning a cheque and dodging all questions because she's employed this mask technique she has perfected. And is also permitted back up in the form of Brianna. That crew: Vicki, Brianna, Ragey Ryan and Michael and any of Vicki's latest plus ones need to be cut off the Bravo teat STAT. I think the same of Teresa Giudice who employs the same device when avoiding anything uncomfortable and is allowed to get away with it. Get rid of Kelly. Although given how bff Vicki is going to behave come reunion, Kelly lacks any self restraint and may yet again start spewing anything that enters her wetbrain. Her going to 'shoot the messenger' to justify barfing up any vile gossip she's been fed by Gunvalson in the last season plus any other racist or other crap she concocts just shows how truly morally retarded she is. Vicki is a dead end. Kim Richards should have been one and done and I hope Bravo think of her when they assess Kelly's future with the show. I didn't mind Brandi, unpopular opinion, I know, but Brandi had a strong friendship going with LVP and then with Yolo and she was smart and fast. Below the belt yes, trashy, yes but she also was linked with the messy Eddie Leanne thing too, so there was pop culture relevance at that time. And she was attractive. Kelly's got nothing.

Oh the gall and the irony. Vicki 'let's whoop it up at Andales' Gunvalson trying to sweep her culpability in this evil under the carpet by blaming...ALCOHOL??? Seriously? I'm staggered that I can be even more gobsmacked by this broad's behavior, I didn't think it was possible. How does she hold down a job? Speaking of, when she attended Kelly's summons to her bedroom, I immediately noticed Vicki was in 'work clothes', which telegraphed to me that she was planning a hasty exit if Kelly behaved in any way other than desperate for a reconciliation. I guess that happened, because Kelly seems prepared to forgive Vicki for anything just to have a friend. Vicki is a reptile and Kelly is a 'trashtalking talentless no class clown' (thank you Supersuckers). Did she really make that stupid 'i slipped, see you in the fall' dud joke when she tripped on the stairs? of course she did. And the whining to Meghan (i think) about 'but YOU get me?'. No Kelly. Maybe people 'got' you in third grade, but most have matured now. Even Vicki has got to early high school. And what was up with Kelly's lips? Apart from her usual unfortunate case of 'vag face', in the scene with Tamra when they were snarfing down mahi mahi, Kelly's lipstick was half chewed off. She obviously hasn't had the OC howives inner circle memo that producer Kevin spoke of in the Season 8 special: they don't film when they are eating. In another scene, I had to stop multiple times because her top right lip was blurred. I don't know if it was concealer on a herpe or a botched lip injection or what. Most of the hos are going with nude lips these days (NY reunion), Kelly is still painted like a baboon's arse. Like most here, I'm still 100% committed to not seeing Kelly Mega Dudd on tv again. This episode just exposes Vicki for the sociopath she truly is. I'm rewatching Season 4 and I cannot believe how much fresher and prettier Vicki was back then when Donn was still around. She was showing early signs of the maniac she was to become, but I don't think anyone could have predicted this level of evil. This episode did no favors for Heather either. And I was kind of a Heather fan. Kelly is Heather's antithesis, so I do understand the producers maybe bringing Kelly in just to ruffle Heather's sensibilities. I don't mind the way Heather has told Kelly to 'turn around' and "I don't care. You shouldn't have said that about her kid'. Every time Heather snaps at the flailing out of control Duddmonster, the behavior stops. I'm thankful for that. Well done Meghan. This bunch means you are outstanding by default and of course you are leaving. I get it.

I felt the same thing. Especially as I'm watching RHOAuckland and their season was only TEN episodes, with no warning until the week before that it was the finale. Don't even know if there'll be a reunion. It definitely had more drama than this season of NJ. I think they absolutely should make a show with just the Gorgas and the Giudices. And recast this show. It isn't working. Was that the worst yoga class ever? Teresa may know the poses, but Ive been to many many yoga classes for years and done yoga in places like Bali with incredible practitioners and all this was was a series of poses. I wouldn't do a class with Teresa. I saw her walk through the group once, but all she did was touch someone on the butt. I know this was just an event at the gym, but yoga IS an amazing practice, but it can be dangerous if not done correctly. Teresa is too ignorant to cover those kind of bases. Also, I know Gia is paid to be on this show. I understand and can give Gia a pass for being over her mother (I certainly am). I noticed Gia was absent from the 'touching' bed/prayer scene from last week also. But the girl I see the least of is Gabriella. I think Milania will be a strong woman, maybe even a strong gay woman, it's a feeling I get from her that I can't put my finger on. I love Milania, I think she's wired differently and I think she may be the one that will handle this childhood better than many RH kids. I hope so, I've always rooted for her, she does her own thing.

Sick mental Jaq. Either that, or she has successfully achieved what she's been setting out all season to do: make it all about her. Because the previews for next week's Season Finale seem to be all about Jaq. I really hope it'll be over for her, especially if she sticks to her demand that she will speak to the other hos one on one, but not in a group. So that would rule out the reunion and by HW logic and precedence (Adrienne Maloof pulling a no show at the BH reunion) Jaq would be sacked. Dare I hope and dream? Dolores telling Siggy in the car that Jaq had twisted her inability to attend Dolores' big gym night due to illness into Dolores manipulating the situation so that Jaq appeared to be a 'No Show'...wtf? The only time Jaq was mentioned at the gym night was when 'Rage on your Ass' Robyn appeared to support Teresa's yoga class, and only then so that Dolores could diplomatically point out that Robyn's presence did make things a little uncomfortable. So they were sticking up for Jaq's nutcase ass. I felt ill watching Jaq lounge around on her leather couch writing nasty notes to Chris in her Hermes orange notebook (probably the only accessory that Hermes would allow her to own, no way they' want their brand associated with this psycho). It definitely looked like history was being rewritten by the Lauritas in order that Jaq has a legitimate grievance and therefore some relevance. I found Joe Gorga's patience with Chris over Vermont laudable. Jaq's wackness is obviously contagious in that household, not just a bloodborne disease (Ashlee). Melissa has just risen above and is doing her own thing, or at least she is sticking to her priorities (stay on Teresa's good side, plug her business). Jaq's attempt at an allegiance with the Wakile's left her high and dry when they were also consigned to the Bravo dustbin of played out Hos and FOHs. So it's 'poor' Jaq, backed into a corner of her own devising. All that said. Caring for a child with autism is a fulltime job. We've just had a really sad event in Australia where a father gassed the mother and their 2 autistic children and the family dog, presumably with the mother's consent. It's fulltime, it's draining and it's lifelong. I have real doubts that Jaq has the character to step up to this task. If Caroline was all about fambly as she bellows constantly, there'd be a rota to assist the Lauritas. Maybe the years caring for Nicholas are telling, I do have some sympathy for Jaq in this respect, when Nick was diagnosed, her life changed forever.

No, please yogi2014L, Kelly Mega Dudd is in a whole nother league to the Sigmunster! Didn't Wak Jaq just love her tshirt?! Oh wow, she told Chris what was on it (and got to flash her boob job), then she bellows it out at the stupid kitchen renovation party. And her voice. At least she wasn't shrieking, so that's a mitzvah. Siggy's ridic screeching about how she loves Dolores kitchen and she loves the eye candy in the shop and she loves telling anyone within shriek range anything that has the possibility of further embarrassing her poor son. What a fool. Relationship expert, my ass. That son of hers is going to fly to the corner of the globe furthest from his mother and not give her keys or an address (like Vicki's son Michael) and it'll be totally her fault. She needs to stop lathering herself with every overbearing Jewish mother cliche in the book. Again with the spiritual accessories. Dolores dragging around the statue of the 'Blessed Mother' when she doesn't even attend church, that really irritates me and I'm certain Jac has NO clue what Namaste actually means, although Zen Dina may have tried to explain in a moment of clarity seasons ago. These women are so fckn ignorant! So we get a text that Teresa isn't coming, did anyone else not see that coming a mile away? And in the same nano second that Dolores says she is going to text back that Teresa will be missed, in walks the Skeevy Wakiles and Richy launches straight into his pervy sleaze talk about a foursome again. I think Rosie is getting really sick of it. Kathy may be able to explain him away as 'he's just like that' or whatever, but Rosie shouldn't need to put up with it around her new relationship. If I was Laura, I'd be 'look, Rosie, I can't with your brother-in-law'. And who dressed Kathy? Leather tshirt and that weird fringed skirt. My grandmother would have described that as 'mutton dressed as lamb'. Good on Joe Gorga for reaching out to his nieces and risking the plague from kissing Wak Jaq. The only adult in the room. Although Melissa's decision to remain in the kitchen at the beginning was a smart choice. Kim D is getting rolled out at these events, there is talk of her filling someone's slot, isn't there? I'm actually coming around to the idea of bringing Danielle back, Bravo owes her for the edit she got. Plus it would shake these entitled beeyatches up bigtime. I reckon Teresa would start to fret, cos at the moment, Teresa can get away with staying at home and interacting with no one, because at this point she knows she is guaranteed screentime. I'm already over it. I know others are. I think Kim D and Danielle would definitely bring ...something new to this tired franchise. As long as it's not Kathy. Please no.

Interesting. I thought the 'one mistake' Shannon's MIL referred to was David marrying her. This adds another dimension, and if so I view her actions a little differently. She's still a reprehensible POS, bringing whatever it was up at the kids' event and trashtalking Shannon to people she didn't even know whilst well aware she was on camera. As for Heather and calling Kelly Mega Dudd 'trash'. Again, I believe Glamis was a glitch in the downward spiral of Kelly's relationship with the mainly Heather and Shannon led group. After Kelly's disgraceful classless behavior at the Sushi night, I believe Heather was genuinely mortified and I believed how upset she was in the car on the way home. She seemed to be thinking HOW am I going to continue to work with this troglodyte? Maybe the producers knew very well how far Kelly and her ignorant big ugly mouth would push Heather out of her comfort zone on the show. It worked. From sushi night onwards, I believe Kelly had crossed the line for Heather. I don't think there is any way under normal circumstances that Heather would tolerate a thing like Kelly in her inner circle of friends. I remember her saying to one of the other hos something like 'how can we trust she wont do this again, how are we going to continue with her?'. Ireland was Kelly bouncing Heather's last nerve (and mine). So Heather calling Kelly trash after she snapped at her the day before 'I don't CARE. You shouldn't have said that about her kid!' was Heather giving utterly zero fcks about how she came off with respect to Kelly. Kelly is a foul piece of human waste. I honestly believe she is wetbrained and dangerous. And I SINCERELY hope that the Dubrows have enough pull in Bravo circles to get the heifer sacked. Because today I read somewhere that she was confirmed for next season. WHY? Mother of all that is holy, the Mega Dudd has no story line, her marriage difficulties are contradicted by her, she is offensive, racist boring and has no taste. Why, Bravo, Why??? Please please contradict me, but I saw this today, maybe 'All Things RH' on facebook? I think I dropped my phone and briefly blacked out. Vicki can heroop off into the sunset too. I really couldn't make sense of all the fanfare from Brianna about how nice this new guy was/is and the shoes under Vicki's bed and the overnight bag and the flowers at the airport (probably ALL of it staged by Vicki in cahoots with Brianna who I gag at every time her head is on my screen) and then Vicki grinding on, feeling up and generally disgracing herself with anything with a penis in Ireland. So embarrassing.

The biggest surprise was that this is the effing season finale!!! What a rip off. This episode would have been so much more intense and dramatic if these women were filming a normal howives schedule for another at least 5 episodes. Ridiculous. So, Racist Orc Nosed Julia and deadshit Angela go after Louise. Who seems nothing more than perturbed and completely unruffled. These two ignorant plebs, in addition to being dull as dishwater and with single digit IQs, definitely arrived at Michelle's party with the express intent of, as Angela put it 'setting the cat amongst the pigeons'. She said this twice, then denied it when Louise accused them both of coming into the party 'guns blazing'. It was incredibly rude. Ruder even than Michelle's ungracious reaction to the 'candelabra that Julia and Angela bought Michelle as a gift from what looked like a pricey antique store. Correction though. These were a pair of candlesticks. They were neither chandeliers or candelabra. Not in my book. Michelle is a classless POS, this can't be denied. Because the candles had been artfully manipulated to be assymetrical, and they were allegedly antiques (I strongly suspect the owner saw both of these dummies and their wallets coming), Michelle immediately identified them as used. Also, there was no LV or Chanel logo in evidence, so she was unable to even contemplate such a gift. This is outside of her imagination and her taste. Anne gave her an expensive and rare bottle of champagne, Gilda gave her a gorgeous Gucci ring. Label, labels, labels. Michelle is in her comfort zone and all is well. Louise gave her nothing,, but saved herself gracefully by offering to take Michelle to lunch anywhere in Auckland. I spat fire at my tv when Julia claimed innocence, in absolute denial of the fact that she had a. called Michelle a boat n****r and b. told Anne herself that Michelle was a 'gold digger'. Why oh why did nobody mention this when Louise was in the firing line for saying that Michelle will 'bleed David dry' with her spending? I actually think that Michelle would take Louise's comment as a a compliment and a mark of prestige. And again, why the hell is Angela permitted to drag her slave PA along everywhere, including the trip to Port Douglas and now to this party? I'm utterly tired of watching Lea try to reverse park and of the cliched 'French' music dub in as she is exiting the limo. Is there even going to be a reunion? Who is going to host it? Peter Jackson? That would be fitting, he could recruit Julia as a victim in another slasher flick. As I predicted, Gilda is apparently becoming a social media star. She's icon material and I can imagine her being celebrated in drag clubs all over NZ, like Gina from RHOM is in Australia. I loved Gilda, Louise and to a lesser extent, Anne (heh, heh, heh) only because she has a cute retro vibe to her that reminds me of what was classy decades ago. Michelle is too nouveau tasteless and Angela is a bestial freak. Julia should be sacked, fired, publicly shamed and pilloried for being a disgusting selfabsorbed racist. Please let there be a reunion hosted by someone who is prepared to grill Racist Julia. And can we have some Maori housewives next season? And let's never ever forget behemoth Angela Stone on her knees in a public park hurling leaflitter into the air like an advertisement for incontinence aids. That is memeworthy and a classic. What a fool. I hope her overpaid healer charlatan is pulling some more daggers out of her. Idiot.