Robby's vision of life with a three-year old (sipping wine on a comfy couch with your wife while dinner burns in the oven and laughter floats in from another room) is possibly the funniest thing ever said on this show. Oh, Robby! You slay me!
My favorite Chad exchange was when Jordan was listing the ways he offended everyone and one of the things was that Chad "worked out alone." Chad was all, "wait, working out alone? Is that a thing?"