clubsauce
-
Posts
106 -
Joined
Content Type
Blogs
Gallery
Downloads
Discussion
Everything posted by clubsauce
-
Can we use the phrase “rewarding her behavior with his rose” as a euphemism for intercourse? Please?
-
Vocal fry. Whyyyyyyy????? It’s, like, so not cute?? History will look back on this period with great shame and confusion.
-
Janice Dickinson is like “The Picture of Dorian Gray” but, like, the opposite.
-
I literally don’t think any of them know what literally literally means. And I mean that figuratively. Literally.
-
Hey Blake! You’re a creep!
-
This is the cringe-worthy part, right? Because I can’t cringe any harder.
-
Jed really is a turd. A guitar? Really?
-
Peter: “Hannah and I came together so much last night.” Me: “It was only twice. And think about what you say before you say it, babyface.”
-
I apologize in advance because I know this has been asked before, but does anyone know where I can watch jeopardy online other than the livestream on abc.com? My cable company has blocked the channel it’s on and we haven’t been able to watch for two weeks!
-
I apologize if this has been mentioned before, but I cannot stand the way Hannah says words ending in “ing.” “I’m tryink to make it work...” ”im not gettink what I want from Luke...” so annoyink.
-
I don’t think I’ve ever actually said “Woo!” in my entire life. These men have said it so many, many, many times. I would want to crawl in a hole if my husband ever entered ANYWHERE and said “Woo!”
-
Buzzy has somehow evolved into a ventriloquist dummy.
-
Ok, what is with the “push up” arms stance???
-
Words I never thought I would see! 😉
- 7.9k replies
-
- 15
-
-
I love every season when they do the jumping off a building-rappelling-cliff-diving metaphor for the leap of faith that is marriage because SORRY, NO ITS NOT AT ALL LIKE THAT, DUMMIES.
-
The new champ reminds me of the famously de-penised John Wayne Bobbit.
-
Wait, Colton is a VIRgin??????
-
Annalise makes me so sad. Her desperation is palpable. And Kamil’s indifference is too. She is positively giddy to be involved in a love triangle, like it’s some high school dream come true.
-
Kevin has some Napoleon Dynamite going on.
-
These people are all BANANAS.
-
Three hours next week??? I don’t think I can accept that rose. I’m going to take a moment and say my goodbyes.
-
Seriously, I’ve been watching this show for 3.5 hours tonight and it’s somehow only 9:40?? What is happening???
-
At certain angles you can see people literally(™️) dripping with sweat. Even at night! I couldn’t function like that. Unless I’m running, if I am that hot and sweaty I can’t even hold a conversation. And kissing like that???? Seriously, NO ONE TOUCH ME!
-
Omg—I think I thought Tia and Raven were the same person. I kept thinking that Tia used to have a more “granny apple” doll face. Clearly I’m here for the wrong reasons.
-
Who wore it better? Wills or Drop Dead Fred?
