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Hahaha! Ramona does have one strange gait. It's like the Stay Puft marshmallow man was riding a horse for 6 hours. Does anyone remember Sonja's crazy dog funeral where all the ladies show up in their fanciest mourning outfits? Ro was tottering from side-to-side like Humpty Dumpty. I thought at the time that she either had an inner ear problem, or she was dead drunk.

It's not because you're "skinny". It's because you're vain, and an unrepentant liar.

Wow, nothing gets Sonja excited like the sight of a man. She was really sashaying into Kristin's charity event. I think Sonja looks great with a little extra padding in her derrière! I liked that little scene in Bethenny's new condo, with Carole. I mostly agree with Beth's assessment of Naked-gate.

Looks like everyone got noms, except Ellie, today! The funniest part of that show is every minute Titus Burgess is onscreen, so I'm happy he's getting the recognition he deserves.

I forgot to mention one of my favourite moments from poor Manny's jeans party. Sonja is talking about the feather doodads not sticking to the jeans. The way she says "Little glue doesn't work. Lot of glue, better", cracked me up! She sounds like a child doing a craft project, which I guess was her point.

Totally! Last night's episode was like a female version of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, with LuAnn and Ramona in the lead roles. And I loved every messy second of it.

Sonja was really giving Ramona the business. Making sure Ramona didn't get away with anything! I hope Sonja sees this footage of herself being quippy and charming, and decides to drink less, on camera. That whole confrontation between LuAnn and Heather was nothing but faux outrage from the Countess. When she was alone at the table with Dorinda and contemplating whether or not to confront Heather, I swear Lu looked directly into the camera and smirked. I think Carole sees herself as an above-the-fray diplomat, but she's coming off more and more like a weasel. Anyway, it was a very entertaining episode. Tens across the board.

Ellie Kemper's OTT perkiness needs Tina Fey's subdued, subtly funny persona to balance everything out. On her own, Ellie is a lot to take.

Victoria is an artist. And both kids were raised in a totally different environment than the average RHoNY viewer. I would assume their attitudes about this sort of thing are much less provincial. In my mind the Countess attends Eyes Wide Shut parties on the regular, and swinging from the chandeliers isn't a euphemism!

That gif is everything. It sums up Kim's entire run on RHoBH.

I stopped watching this show in 2011, but I seem to recall Kourtney getting angry with Scott over ________, then unceremoniously dumping all of his possessions on the front lawn. This happened at least once per season in the early KUWtK years. She always took him back.

That was a hoot! I watched that scene twice. I've actually been in a very similar situation with a roommate. I wish I could have been chill like Lu, but my reaction was somewhere between Heather's anger and Carole's disgust.

Of course it does. Wax Kim and real Kim are both pretty much comprised of the same materials at this point.

LOL!

Hahahaha! Seriously, though. Ramona came for LuAnn repeatedly in those early seasons. First, calling Lu a "weekend mom" and putting the de Lesseps business on Front street, and then specifically targeting Victoria and Noel. Ramona fights dirty. She has no finesse. She doesn't throw shade, she just immediately goes for the soft underbelly.

Oh, Sonja. We are 7 years into the Real Housewives thing. Everyone knows the SOP is that Bravo sponsors a (mandatory) cast trip or two, every season. You may be the hostess, but you didn't pay for squat. Why do you require a 'thank you' note? As far as cuckoo Kelly and her degree from Columbia, I think the reason we're so quick to discount her achievements is because she tends to use them as proof that we are "down here", while she is "up here". She's an unbearable snob. And a dingbat.

My friend just messaged me that Kourtney has dumped Scott. I'm not sure if it's real or just fake drama for a fall storyline.

I'm sure she's madder than a wet hen because these are going to be un-retouched and not photoshopped to hell and back. If I were her, I wouldn't want them out, either!

I don't understand what's going on with Kim's body? There a pix of her in the Daily Mail where I swear she's carrying the baby in her ass. She's supposedly 4 months along, but I see no bump, whatsoever. Her ass has grown like 3 sizes though. And her tits are going into Dolly Parton territory.

I will always love original Jace's reaction to the Twin Twist. I still say, "that's not from Jesus", when I see something that freaks me out.

I'm loving these weekly twists so far!

Brandi is sitting in her 10th Beverly Hills-adjacent rental, tweeting like a lunatic. Meanwhile, Kyle is instagramming from the South of effing France, like a queen.

I have never understood lying right out of the gate about something so personal as your career. You're already in a pressure cooker of alliances, sub-alliances, fake alliances, white lies, major lies, and 24/7 paranoia. Why pile on the added burden of coming up with a school teacher (or dentist) CV? I remember season 11 Natalie couldn't even keep up with the lie of shaving 5 years off her age.

Yeah, I don't think Jace is this much of a tool IRL, he just wants to guarantee he gets enough network camera time every week. But he blew his wad waaaaay too early. He should have saved up some of his rehearsed antics for, like, July. I could say the same for Audrey. I loves me some crazy, but I really appreciate a slow burn.

That's the same trashy ensemble she wore on WWHL when she threw wine in Jeff Lewis' face, claiming it was a rehearsed bit.