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Considering Phaedra's first suggestion was stripper chicks with dicks, I doubt she was taking Mama Joyce's pearl-clutching into account. If my bridesmaids planned that mess for my bachelorette, I would be pissed. Although, I guess this is what happens when you have 1 week to plan.Who else thinks Reco went to Nordstroms the night before, bought a bunch of dresses and just ripped the tags out?

Kandi said on WWHL that she'd been working for awhile on the prenup and it was Todd who waited until 2 days before the wedding to hire the Real Lawyer of Atlanta. She also says she removed the part about Todd getting nothing if she "chokes on a chicken bone".

Kandi looks so pretty on WWHL tonight.

Mmmm. TI fine as hell.

Phaedra is a freak for real. The little people and discount, ratchet strippers were not cute or amusing. I thought Kandi got the short end of the stick, no pun intended. Todd shouldn't be forced to sign something just because Kandi waited until the very last second to draft it. That is unfair.

Two days til the wedding and it looks like Reco is still staring at bolts of fabric. Is this the Young & the Restless? Everyone in ATL has the same lawyer??

Ooooo I was going to say she looks like Lew Zealand from the Muppets, but Falcor is better!

Um, yeah. Even when fully made up in her THs, the best I can say is Tan looks like El DeBarge. Of course Reco only has a few scraps of fabric, and half a bridesmaid dress done. I will never understand how Kandi thinks, and where she chooses to splurge. Her estate is completely paid for, and yet they're sitting at the dining room table drinking out of Solo cups. And apparently, Kandi only has two sets of sheets. Girl, you know you're going to have a ton of out-of-town guests. Go to BBB and get some guest linens. Damn! This made me giggle for a full minute.

So Tan and Carmon don't like each other and compete for Kandi's affection. I'm sensing an ugly pattern.

She is probably revolted being linked to that disgusting pig, and threatening to sue is better than just letting that obvious lie hang in the air, without refuting it with everything she's got.

I am stealing this.

The thought of Cody using forget-me-nows on George, and convincing him the next morning that they had crazy sex the night before, is making me giggle. I look forward to Aviva's absence from the Montana episodes.

Andy the Driver is my new favourite person. He is not here for drunk Sonja and her babbling. Loved Sonja ripping a deadly fart 2 minutes into the episode, and then just casually saying it's the cheese's fault. Without disgusting pig George and his lies, Aviva has zero storyline. So happy Detective Ramona got to the bottom of the threesome that never was. Now I know disgusting pig George is all talk. The only thing he's banging is his gums. One look at those wonky tits, and I knew who it was. Even in that 30 seconds Kelly was onscreen, she looked and sounded crazy. I don't know what to make of Sonja's alleged tryst with Russ. It's possible, but I didn't see her actually confirm it.

So happy to see the return of Richard and Kelly! Happy to know they're still cluelessly optimistic and human enough to have their feelings hurt.

What mortgage? Kandi's first house, which is Mama Joyce's new house, was paid off years ago. Joyce is spending her allowance on tacky QVC jewelry and dusty wigs, not bills. And why work the pole when you can just open up a secret credit card in your daughter's name?! No disrespect to Todd, but the caliber of men Mama Joyce feels Kandi deserves would NEVER put up with Kandi's baggage, and that includes her mama.

Casting different actors to play the same character reminds me Deconstructing Harry. It's jarring at first, but you just kind of accept it as part of the storytelling.

I guess sweeping a woman off her feet and taking her up the grand staircase doesn't happen in real life. In real life, the man awkwardly hovers over a woman, then aggressively moves in for a kiss, then drags her by the arm, tries to unzip her pants and take off her shirt, all while she's saying "no". I know life isn't like the movies, but this was too real. And I know Pamela has intimacy issues and probably needed a nudge, but trapping her as she's gunning for the door? It made me uncomfortable.

Kandi looked fantastic at the reunion. I don't know when these episodes were filmed, but I could definitely see Kandi at least being able to squeeze into a 6. Her butt is still a 12 (which is fine too), but her waist, hips, chest, and arms look fit and fab.

Chung is Giuliani. Noun, verb, [iraq War], with a little Pawlenty. In other words, a non-factor.

She was in no condition to go anywhere. Sonja was St. Barth's wasted. I can just imagine the production team being like, "This isn't a documentary. We aren't filming an episode of Intervention where Sonja stomps off in a huff, trips, and ends up spending the night face-down in a ravine." They probably forced her to return to the house.

Still laughing just thinking about Sonja's TH. Sonja [asking the camera, while sipping a diet coke and holding a Starbucks cup in the other hand]: "Wait. What? So you ejaculate and put it in the freezer? Really?!..... She's freezing it? Does that work? Ice cubes? Then she puts it in her vagina? Really?!" Siiiiiiiiiiip. I'm dying.

That was indeed strange. Sonja's neighbourhood is nice, but it's not 83rd and 5th. Her neighbours wouldn't give a flying fig who was in the garden. It also tells me that Sonja must have shady people stopping by her ramshackle townhouse, on the regular.

Thornhill's folksy, platitudinous bullshit and Washington outsider appeal was giving me shades of Herman Cain. And much like Herman Cain, Thornhill won't survive under further scrutiny.Owen Pierce reminded me of Rick Santorum, especially not getting a chance to really speak, and then bringing that dumb bathtub plug. Reminded me of Santorum bringing an etch-a-sketch to campaign stops. His constant water bumbling seemed like a nod to Marco Rubio. Even though Maddox had an off night because he got mesmerized by Selina's twitch, he will bounce back.

There are pix in the 'Daily Fail' of Khloe and Kourtney shopping in the Hamptons. Khloe's ass is cartoonishly gigantic. She keeps fronting like she's always had an ass, but this is comical. It looks like she got a back alley Brazilian Butt Lift, or she's got couch stuffing in her spanx.

If memory serves, Sonja was laying on a daybed and George got up behind her and gave her a poke. She looked completely taken aback and embarrassed. There is no way she "backed into" that creep's Viagrafied slim jim. Sure, Ramona stuck her foot in it at the engagement party, but I feel like George et al blew it way out of proportion. Some of Ramona's concern trolling this season is her projecting her fears about Avery leaving the nest. And on some subconscious level, Mario stepping out with a young skank. Not that I think she insulted Cody on purpose, but Ramona looked grossed out and uncomfortable from the second she arrived at the Museum of Sex. Seeing how she and Mario beat a hasty retreat the second Cody ran to the bathroom, it just looked very well coordinated.