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Jim and Amber are both morons. I need to see some receipts. You know, being smarter than Joe Gorga/Teresa Giudice doesn't mean "smart".

iwasish, you're on fire today! This cracked me up more than I care to admit. I also love watching Kris cry because her face is basically silly putty being held together by staples. It is fascinating! Kim's ugly cry is always good for a laugh. Watching her try to squeeze out a tear, as the inflatable raft where her mouth should be, expands, is the stuff of nightmares.

No, it's not bad. It's just that Amber has said some pretty dumb sh*t, so it's hard to know whether it's intentional or not. Even on WWHL, a caller asked if the roles were reversed (meaning Nicole gossiped to Melissa about her), how would she react, and it's like you could see the gears almost grinding to a halt. She couldn't understand the question. I have family in South Africa. They're not millionaires, but they're quite well off. They have German Shepherds guarding their property, but they're kept outside and not treated like pets. More like employees. They never come inside the house.

Has the nature of the mayor and Kevin Sr.'s relationship been established?

Amber was on WWHL last night and Andy mentioned that Tiny Jim was being dragged on Twitter. He probably suspended his account so he could prepare to sue everyone who tweeted what an asshole he is.

I loathe Melissa because she's a shady, shit-stirring bitch, but Amber is in the wrong, here. It's like Amber yelled "fire" in a crowded theatre and then got indignant when she got trampled in the stampede. It's too bad Melissa can't break the fourth wall and call out Amber for relaying gossip in a car full of recording equipment.

Amber lost the poll question by a landslide, and she seemed genuinely surprised. I can't stand Melissa, but she's not to blame for that First Responders melee.

Kinda made me wish that old-school, aggro Tre had come out. The thought of Teresa picking up l'il Jim and tossing him like a lawn dart would almost be worth the lawsuit he'd file.

Amber is always soooooo dramatic. Like telenovela levels of over-acting. That tête-à-tête with Melissa was so silly, even Melissa could hardly keep a straight face. "You are TAINTED!" [narrows eyes, arches eyebrow and tosses hair]. Jim is such a tiny asshole.

There are pics in the Daily Fail of Kim and North at the Burbank aiport. Once again, North looks indifferent toward her mother.

She strikes me as the type to call reading a magazine while walking on the treadmill, or answering her emails on the stationary bike an "instense workout".

AFAIK, there is no such rule. I think the ladies on RHoATL had an unspoken agreement between them that off-camera drama should not be fodder for the show. I think they also agreed not to attack each other's children, parents, or husbands. Some of the wives adhere to it and some don't. I think Andy should be free to ask anything, even if the evens occurred off camera, or in the off season.

I think she believes she looks like her heavily photoshopped selfies, and it's only when she sees pics of herself unfiltered/unstretched, or on TV, that she realises how much her butt has ballooned.

The Daily Fail has Kim's twitter vomit about her body. It's true that your body changes after pregnancy, but that's not what's happening here. Kim injected a bunch of her own lipo'd fat into her butt, and now those fat cells are just gobbling up her excess weight. Her ass is going to keep expanding, like pop 'n fresh dough. Unlike Jlo or Serena Williams, Kim looks deformed because her proportions are so unnatural. She wants sympathy, so she's calling it baby weight. Why is that Kourtney, with whom she shares DNA, is able to bounce back after every pregnancy? Even PMK looks amazing after 6 children and she's got two decades on her daughter. All signs point to the downside of a BBL procedure.

Yep. Still funny!

So the RHoOC go to Bali for their cast trip, and the NY ladies get a cabin in Montana?? What kind of low budget bullsh*t is this? And while I'm on the topic of cast trips, I think the RHoATL deserve a much better trip than Mexico, since they're the ones carrying the network right now.

Poor North always looks completely confused, like she's seeing these people for the first time. The only time I've seen her looking relaxed was in a candid shot of her sitting in Khloe's lap, just after Kim and Kanye's wedding. VIP guests? That's definitely about the Beyonce and Jay Z no-show. Didn't Annie Liebovitz also cancel at the last minute? Why did they carve the guests' names into marble?? That's what placecards are for. Idiots.

Kelly's tits are STILL lopsided!

Hahahaha!! Oh, how I loved this. And I'm totally stealing it. Anytime I'm faced with uncomfortable questions I'm going to use some combination of these awesome answers!

These stories are hilarious! But Kim has always had back fat and no muscle tone. It's not an indication of anything. And since she and Kanye will probably see each other for only a few days per month, I think they could stay married for at least 3 years, if not more.

All of these scenes are pre-planned and discussed ahead of time. So Brody walking in on his step-sister with her tits out, and everyone agreeing to that storyline, is just gross.

I could be wrong, but I thought Kris Jenner's music management company reps Brandon and Leah's band. These two need all the free publicity they can get because they're not going to sell records based on talent. And, yeah. It's a free luxury vacation.

I don't believe Aviva is amping up her crazy for TV. I think she's actually this nuts, 24/7. I remember Fran Drescher was a guest on WWHL before Aviva's debut in season 5, and Fran said that she tried to warn Aviva against doing the show. I'm sure all the Dreschers have been dealing with Aviva's hypochondria, histrionics, and apparent rage disorder for some time. I personally love the RH trips. Some are more successful than others, but overall, I enjoy them immensely. ETA-- I think Carole tried to have some of her real-life friends attend some events last year, and both times Ramona/Sonja got drunk and sloppy. I think she learned her lesson and decided to leave the real parts of her life off camera.

Jill should not be rewarded for her behaviour by being allowed back on the show. Engineering the fight with Bethenny and neglecting to tell her, was not cute. And then her behind-the-scenes harrassment of the RHoNY production team was just OTT. I don't want her on my TV screen in any capacity. If she ends up destroying the show due to her own hubris, so be it.

Exactly. Carole was doing her best impression of Sonja. The way Carole laughed when she got off the phone with Heather, after demanding a snake, headless mannequins, caged butterflies, and a man walking an inivisible dog, told me that this was all just for giggles. I thought it was funny, as was hiring a coterie of manicurists.