Drogo

Truly the film crew on this show deserves a raise. Hazard pay, even.

You gotta keep stirring it babe. No matter what happens.

I believe she knows her son is a douchebag and therefore not likely to succeed in marriage.

"Menswear" on Project Runway? "Menswear" goes in the designers' I'd Rather Be Dead pile, right next to "Women Who Wear A Size 10."

Intoxicated people can give consent. (Incapacitated people can not.) Blackout drunk just means your short term memory stops recording and you don't remember what you did the next day. You are still in control of your actions at the time. Luke sucks, but IMO he's far from a rapist.

Maybe I missed something. Did Kate actually use the phrase "blackout drunk" or say she didn't remember having sex with Luke?

As decision day looms closer, it's the couples' last chance to confront their biggest doubts and fears about their relationship before deciding whether they want to stay married, or get a divorce.

Moderator's Note: The people on this show are eligible for criticism. Some of it won't be pretty, especially given recent events brought to light. Speculation that one or more of them may have committed legal and/or moral transgressions during the "experiment" is allowed as it relates to what we've seen on the show.

+100 points to Gryffindor for using this expression in a post about vegetarian enchiladas.

Because she's not a drunk. I don't believe that at all. The other newlyweds gravitate toward Kate over Luke... the therapists have been doing their damnedest to give her outs of this marriage... Kate's friends feel bad about what she got stuck with... Luke's friends seemed to be sympathizing with Kate.. shit, even Luke's mother knew his marriage wouldn't work out (before they even knew Kate.)

It took a few calls, but I managed to track down Kate's checklist for the perfect man.

The thing is, Kate and Luke have both misrepresented their relationship on camera. Kate and Luke have both lied directly or indirectly to the experts and the other couples and by extension, the audience. They are both unreliable. First we were hearing he wouldn't hold her hand or kiss her. Then we heard they kissed but he felt dead inside. Then we heard she was an alcoholic but couldn't provide any examples of this. Then we heard they've been having sex since the honeymoon but she wasn't supposed to talk about it. Then we heard she's an alcoholic again because she drank two glasses of wine on their honeymoon and then Luke gave her two more, then apparently decided that was a good day to have sex with her for the first time. Who do I believe? Not Luke. Before he ever saw her take a sip of alcohol, he refused to kiss her at their wedding reception despite her obvious willingness and excitement to do so. He slept on a couch on their wedding night and made her feel strange and undesirable from their first moments together. Her wine with dinner is a convenient scapegoat for Luke. Most likely story: Kate told Luke at their first honeymoon dinner that she thought it was odd that he hadn't kissed her yet; he took that as an attack on his manhood, and thought "I'll show her how Not Odd I am!" and slept with her... despite having no intention of ever treating her as a human being worthy of any consideration or respect. TL;DR version: Fuck you, Luke.

This gaslighting pencildick's hat really says OBEY... Is there anything more punchable than this face/hat combination? He looks like Fagin from Oliver Twist, if Fagin had a Hollister rewards card and erectile dysfunction.

I have known a lot of dudes. I have never known a dude who walked away from a vacation in a single family home with 6 other people and felt like he and his wife "had plenty of alone time." Neither has Kate. You're worthless, Luke.

Fuck you, Luke.

I actually think Raquel is genuinely sweet; if she were faking it, IMO, she would've broken character when she had that disgusting fingernail reeking of Rand's ass sweat and nail polish jabbing at her face, or one of the dozen or more times she was referred to as insert-unkind-slang-for-female-genitalia-here or insert-synonym-for-stupid-here. I think the thing that seems most "Off" about her is that she's hanging out with this lot of obnoxious asshats. UO: I think James truly adores Raquel and has not cheated on her.

Shots fired: Kristin wants to keep be abreast of the situation. I think Kristin needs to get something off her chest.

How many Schwartz brothers does it take to screw in a light bulb? (All 4; one to hold the light bulb and three to turn the ladder.) Holy Kittycats, you just cracked the case wide open. I knew seeing that piece of shit film would pay off one day.

I really think James pegs it here: And I think the death of her father has magnified it. Raquel is a reminder to her of the kind of girl she was that her father was proud of, before she turned her self-worth into a tampon she keeps in her kittycat. I felt so sad for her when she genuinely felt that "fucking Lala" could be someone's claim to success.

Brittany is always gorgeous. And no Jax, $5/person for mashed potatoes is not lucrative enough margin for a move to Idaho.

Raquel: James called Katie fat once and was fired, while Lala has gotten in my face three times screaming at me and calling me a stupid twat multiple times and faced no repercussions. James: Lala hates Raquel for maintaining the kind of wholesome sweetness Lala herself lost when she moved to LA, and her M.O. is to beat that out of Raquel like a bully. Cosign both of these statements. Raquel may not be curing cancer anytime soon but she sure as hell doesn't deserve the mountain of shit Lala is raining down on her.

No no, you misunderstood. She doesn't think she's better than anyone else, she just knows she's above a lot of people. (It's a subtle difference, subtle enough that it only exists in her mind.)

AJ: Life:

And a lifetime of regret, probably.