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Because he won't be able to steal his wife's fish when she's not done with it.

The way Kate's friends speak to her, it seems clear they have been watching out for her for a long time. That's probably why Friend2 holds her fork at the ready, like she's on Cell Block A. Kate is the Baby Spice. Similarly, the surprise Jasmine's friends had over their lack of intimacy tells me she is likely the Superfreak in her particular circle of friends. Kristine seems a little wishy-washy these days. You couldn't wake stand up to say your final pre-DDay goodbye to him? Keith is going to be destroyed if his Queen breaks up with him; that boy's strung out on lov.

Maybe Will packed her bag. If he packed it he has to carry it. RULES.

Kate: Luke this is terrible and you suck. Luke: You know, this one time I saw you from far away and you looked a little less ugly. Kate: Forget everything I just said, I am one-hundy falling in love with you.

SexyAF.. the next time AJ eats your fish after you just explicitly said you aren't finished with it, stab him in his porky little fucking hand with your fork.

I can't look at Stephanie without my brain labeling her SexyAF and I blame you people.

"Am I the only one with any faith in Shadow? "Sometimes the shortest way for Shadow to get where he needs to go is also the longest way." (paraphrasing) More than anyone else, Wednesday needs Shadow to believe in Shadow. I think Wednesday knows Shadow's capable of more than he gives himself credit for. Very Perseus-y.

Oh Danielle, he hates you. Please, for the love of Rosé...

Bones flying out the window are forgivable, uneaten thighs and drumsticks are not.

Katie used to complain that Schwartz had no drive/ambition, now he does; she realized she preferred the infantilized version and her ability to complain about him. So, she's found a new way to complain about Grown-up Schwartz.

We needed a Tom! Tom! Bubba! Bubba! counter for Katie at opening night. She must have shouted it 60 times in the edit we saw, alone.

I think @Yeah No's post blames both parents pretty evenly for raising an asshat. Someone as impossibly shitty as Luke isn't created in a vacuum. It takes a lot of dedicated hours of making one carry his own bag and hiding all the Mach3 razors on shelves too high for him to reach.

My relationship has a rule like that, except it's unspoken and it goes "If you make me carry my own bags I might be too tired for vacation sexytimes" - I don't like to test the rules.

Verbally assaulting and threatening people you don't get along with isn't a thing anymore, no matter what color you are or where you grew up. Lala is trash.

"The last time I talked to a guy who didn't want to leave first base, that guy was a kid and he didn't know three other bases existed." Kyle continues to be the best.

Technically he said "point in case" which makes him more punchable.

She also called him "Mr. Green Pants" if I recall correctly.

Brittany was literally DANGING from a mall balcony. Literally. In her recurring dream.

Any ideas as to what Wednesday needs that very cool little germinated seedling for? He doesn't strike me as the gardening type.

I believe they had to just keep making sacrifices until they found the current Argus manifestation- Wednesday convinced Laura that her hand killing Current Argus was what would slow down her rot.

It also seemed to take a lot out of him and certainly painful for both. Still, up against several days on a bus talking about our personal saviors.. sort of a six of one, half-dozen of another situation. This is his charm. The actor's really done a great job getting him there.

Correctamundo; Mr. World is hanging out in the place that receives all of Argus' tentacle uploads. Argus was reborn in the new world as "surveillance." As to why Laura made the kill, Wednesday said they couldn't get out of there without each of them making a sacrifice; his was Io, and hers was Argus. This (or that time he was on a flaming boat) might be a good time to use his Travel By Horde frequent-flier miles. Embarrassed to admit, I don't know what's happening, but... I'm liking Technical Boy more with each passing episode. *sees Laura sneak in with blade* Hey guys..? *remembers tentacle-sex and dislike for both New Media and Argus* Never mind.

Casting him as a non-asshole is a waste. That said, I enjoyed him as Mr. Town. On the flip side, Mr. Nancy lost a worshipper when he threw a bucket of perfectly good chicken out the window. Some sins are unforgivable. ...Unless your wish is to ride in a sidecar! Why does the Jinn have a sidecar? Who the hell has a sidecar? A train crashing fullspeed into Black Betty is so cool until you realize Betty's the reincarnation of a poor horsey.