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MomRuss said the plan was for people to arrive 2 hours before the actual shower so they could hang out with Russ and Pao. The idea being, by the time the boys left for their tee-time she would feel more comfortable being left alone with the ladies for the "shower" activities like games and opening gifts. The point of the 2 hour pregame was to avoid the issue Pao ended up having- where she walked in and was left alone with a bunch of people she doesn't know.

Passive-aggressive like showing up an hour late to a party she was supposed to be 2 hours early for? I get that she doesn't like Russ' family and may never like them, but they definitely made an effort to improve upon their relationship and all Pao did was show up (late.)

A mother-daughter relationship should not closely parallel this: What a wretched woman.

Might be waiting a while. Those two are in dragon heaven.

I go by what I see on the show; what I see is a dickwad who lives in his FIL's house and doesn't work, act right toward his new family or mow the lawn. He complains about "so much money" he saved being wasted on "bills and stuff." Yeah, I hate when those bills just fly out of nowhere, Andrei/Andreis. What a waste of money for that Constitutionally-guaranteed electricity, mobile phone plan and Netflix streaming services. And Elizabeth's dad doesn't look like a guy who would play along with a fake storyline.. he looks like a guy who used to have 3 daughters who adored him and appreciated his support but now one of them is treating him like shit because she's married to and knocked up by A Bad Arnold Schwarzenegger Impersonation Personified. MomRuss really went out of her way to make the party perfect, too. It was really cute.

What about this guy? We really need him?

It's the last haircut she had while she was still a mother.

Andrei/Andreis, shut the fuck up. You can start talking again when you get a job. Until then... say thank you, offer to do some odd jobs around the house for the man giving you a free house and as a reminder: Shut The FUCK Up. The worst kind of boy is the kind who constantly talks about being a man. Adults are too busy for all that narration.

Sometimes you have to take advice from people who... Never led you astray and always had your back May or may not be dead Never tried to poison your meals Never told your business to people nicknamed The Spider Aren't Lannisters Don't dry-heave after kissing you ex: Daario: "Use your fucking dragons." Jorah: "Do what you have to do to win/survive. Honorable people die all the damn time." Olenna: "♪We don't need no water, let this motherfucker burn♫" Drogo: "Kill everyone, destroy everythingggg, fuck em if they can't take a joke." Missandei: "Dracarys, bitches."

I'm so happy "elevator eyes" caught on after 20 years of me being the only one using it.

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...because of their religion. Beheading is much easier.

Time consuming, splinter risk very high, lots of smoke... Dragonfire is so targeted and neat. Tyrion was 26 inches away and fine. I think I even saw him light a joint off Varys' Riddler sleeves.

They didn't have dragons. Burning someone alive is a pain in the ass without dragons.

A girl providing the Queen's advisor with information about the Queen's well-being doesn't require a "The greater the risk, the greater the reward" pep talk.

Where she's going, she'll only be with Joffrey.

I don't think it's considered paranoia if people really are betraying and conspiring against you.

Euron: "I'm the man who killed Jamie Lannister." KL:

And the one he felt he could control.

We're probably not going to agree whether torching KL was the right thing. But I think we can agree... that 50 years from now... we will all remember the greatest moment of the entire series...

Technically he's still the dragon's legal guardian. Unfortunately he has no next of kin because he was a dickhead (and funny-looking.)