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LMAO! You're welcome. :-) I actually laughed when I saw that scene. She reclined to the utmost.

I had a little too much fun with my camera tonight. I have done that other episodes but have forgotten to post. So, Amber thinks it's fine to be with someone as long as they have "fixed the problems from their past"?? And who would this be?? Fixed problems?? And yes, Amber, I'm sure Dr. Drew would call you out because calling you women out is his specialty. Kiana cutting up kiwi while gloveless with those nasty ass nails!! UGH!!!! Granted, gloves would probably not fit over those talons, but nails like that are so unhygienic. Bleeeech. And how can frozen yogurt of that type be "fresh"? Farrah thinks fresh mean mixing up a vat of fake colored corn syrupy possibly hydrogenated artificially flavored stuff. Tyler: "What two year old or 1 1/2 year old says 'night night'??" Every one I've ever met, Tyler.

Well now! Pretty boring, but.... When there is not a couch in sight, you do what you gotta do: Kim's see-food diet: Bentley is THE CUTEST big brother! This was just because:

You're welcome! :) Sorry, no Jon or Richie stories! I lived in New Jersey for a few years, though, and have been to Sayreville, so I surely drove on some roads that Jon drove on. ;-) Here are some more late 90's L.A. sightings for you people to lap up: K.D. Lang was shopping in Pier 1 in the pillow section. Scott Wolf and Paula Devicq were shopping in Wild Oats (they were on Party of Five at the time). They looked unhappy. Edward Furlong crossed Ventura Blvd. in one direction as I was crossing the other and our eyes met as passed close by me. He looked unkempt, fatigued and angst-ridden as he always did. I had always found something rather creepily attractive about him but I can't pinpoint what it is. My boyfriend and I played a round of golf with Bob Eubanks (The Newlywed Game) at Griffith Park. I never let on I knew who he was, but I was tickled, and would have enjoyed the chance to say the line "That would be the butt, Bob!" He was very very nice and also forgiving of my spazzy techniques. The course was busy so they paired us up with him and his companion, a young blonde wearing a very expensive looking golf outfit. I always wondered if she was his wife or daughter or what. I sat near John Franklin, that freaky Isaac kid (though already an adult) in Children of the Corn at a movie screening. Afterwards he almost ran into me while talking on a cell phone, which was the size of a pound of butter in those days. I thought he was quite technologically sophisticated! He still looked 12. Earlier, in the 80's my boyfriend at the time got to go backstage at a Bangles concert (before I met him) and said they were all bitches except for Debbi, the blonde one. Later, in L.A., before Matt, another boyfriend had a close friend who dated Susanna Hoffs. Another of his friends, David Coburn, was on One Day at a Time, Facts of Life, and many other things since he was a young teen. I really liked David and we all hung out often. He was another big animal lover and had dogs and kitties. He came over for Thanksgiving one year when my bf (and cat) and I were hosting dinner, and he took my first turkey ever out of the oven for me. Most of you young people are likely sounding like owls saying "Who? Who? Who?" Ha ha!!! I really enjoy knowing which celebrities are assholes.

I use Ricky's "tecka teasy" frequently.

The girl can't count. It should be "Larry & The 2 Stooges." Then again, she probably did mean three other people besides Larry, because there is no way she could possibly know there was a stooge named Larry.

Simon's phone number is on that condo listing. We can always call him and ask him things, I suppose!

I'm laughing harder now! Thanks! :-) Still awake at 1:29 a.m. with a dumb headache. I had the headache before I heard Farrah's "song".

I've never understood the obsession women have with Marilyn and trying to emulate her. That woman was a mess and nothing to idolize whatsoever. And I have a trivia tidbit about Marilyn from my mother, and it is nas-tee. I may post in Small Talk sometime.

WHAT WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? I only understood one word in that entire debacle and that word sounded like "Febreze". I just...don't understand the whole.....thing. I'm actually giggling. By comparison, Luann DeLesseps and Melissa Gorga now sound positively outstanding.

Sorry if starting random topics isn't allowed, but I'm afraid if I post this in the Quotes thread it may not get seen. If it needs to be moved over there, please do so and my feelings will not be crushed. :) I only started watching this show a couple of years ago, and it was because of something Sheldon said. I had just turned on the episode, knowing it was BBT but hadn't ever seen it before. Penny and Sheldon were walking up the stairs and Penny asked Sheldon how he was. Instead of saying "Fine, thanks." or something of the like, he went into this long-winded, ridiculous explanation of how he was. and with that, I was hooked. I found it HILARIOUS, and I knew I had to start watching the show. I can't remember what it was that Sheldon said, but I really want to see that again. With all the reruns I have watched I have never come across it. Thanks in advance!!

Has anyone heard the "therapeutic music singles" that are mentioned on her mess of a website? Therapeutic? Huh? What?

Honestly, Amber could be a very successful actress with lots of jobs, because she would always be happy to be on the casting couch.

I CAN NOT STAND the eating habits of all these pigs. Anybody in the world smacking or chewing with their mouths open makes me want to smash them in the face with skillet, but everyone particularly in the C&T segments really make me sick with their lack of manners. Even Simon was making his rib-eating audible and I became prickly.

Glad you liked it! :) Ha ha, yes, well, his doors were very attractive! I shoved things into his mail slot, too. When he was sad I would Xerox my favorite Woody Allen short stories and stick them in there to make him laugh. Thanks. :) I can relate....I wouldn't change anything either, because I love my life now, but still....*sigh* Also, as I have gotten older I have realized that conventional relationships/marriage and the thoughts that go along with them are not always ideal or even realistic. Yes, I am married and happy, and hope to be with my husband forever, but I think the brain and heart can need a little elbow room, and that's ok. It is ok to have attachments and feelings and you can't live in an emotional box. I am a hopeless romantic (Dan: "I'm a hopeless romantic." Roseanne: "No, you're just hopeless.") and yes, my attachments are as deep as the ocean. I worried about the same thing when I was pregnant with my daughter. I loved my son (he was 2 at the time) so incredibly much, I was sure no other baby could ever measure up, and even though I intentionally conceived her and wanted her a million percent, it almost felt like another baby would almost be an interloper into a life that was already perfect. But it did become even better and I was astounded at the additional, fantastical boundless love. Sure, more work with another baby, but who cares? Everything became twice as wonderful and twice as much fun. They are 9 and 12 now and the loves of my life. Matt texted me earlier saying "we are flying, sitting on a parked plane. B.S. delays." I asked him how the hell he can be flying and parked at the same time. We like to sass each other.

LOLLLLLLLL "yes! you are correct!" (Ed McMahon voice) She was an asshole to the poor guy that worked there who seemed to be alone and was rushing around trying to do his best on a Saturday night. I was waiting at the counter for my order and this harpy next to me said "You're fucking out of mashed potatoes?" then she looked in the bag and said something in an EXTREMELY condescending tone about "Do you think you can possibly take this back and get the goddamned order right??" I thought "Who is this bitch?" and looked to my right. Standing one foot from me was S.D. She turned to some guy with her and said in a very loud tone "THEY FUCKED UP YOUR ORDER!" I told the KFC guy that he was doing fine. I stared at Shannen and noticed that she had little chicken legs and very dry fried-up looking hair. She did have lovely hands, though, with very nice nails. Looking back I should have said something to her. Or tossed gravy into her lopsided eyes. I don't know why I didn't. Between special effects/sculpting jobs I worked for a high end contractor to make ends meet, and this contractor worked on many-a-celebrity's home. I would never get to meet these people but I would get to talk to "their people". I shopped for pool tiles for Kenneth Babyface Edmonds, who should have been nicknamed Crybaby instead. Whiny, entitled fellow. I loved hearing stories from my boss, who of course worked directly with these people. John Travolta? Jerk. Entitled. Demanding. They kept that son of theirs locked away in a room in the house and my boss would hear horrendous noises coming from him. He said Cindy Crawford was extremely nice and gracious, and was easy to work with. He built her a giant leather covered box that her TV could rise up out of, and I did a design on it out of fancy-ass expensive metal tacks. I will try to think of more... This was all back in the late 90's. I would see lots of celebrities out and about, and never cared much except the one time that I HAD to say something to one. I was at a restaurant in Santa Monica and saw Kim Wayans eating some soup! I love her!! I have always been a huge In Living Color fan, so I went up to her quietly and said "Excuse me....Hi Kim, I don't want to interrupt your lunch too much but I just had to say that you and your family have made me laugh for SO many years, and I just wanted to thank you so much for that!" She was SO sweet and gracious and thanked me for taking a moment to tell her that, and that it meant a lot to her. Then I said "But I ain't one to gossip, so you ain't heard that from me!" and went on my way. She laughed and waved bye to me. Benita Butrell lives on! I use Benita's lines all the time. My friend Todd saw Cameron Diaz at a party and said her face was covered in scabs and she was picking at them. I got an incredibly dirty look from Dennis Quaid at a car wash, for no reason at all. Kathleen Robertson was at IKEA in Burbank buying the ugliest table in the whole store. I used to love Mackenzie Astin. My dentist was also his dentist and apparently was friends with all the Astins (now that I think of it, I can't remember how it even came up) and I asked if he could give Mackenzie my phone number. He said he "would be delighted to." I moved shortly after that so I don't know if Mackenzie ever called. Poop. My favorite are Bill Paxton, Patrick Swayze (whaaa!) and Kurt Russell. I never saw any of them anywhere, but I do have two postcards that Bill wrote me. I treasure them.

All righty then!! I have never even been over here to Small Talk and I didn't know this place existed. I suppose this is where one would come to ask who had the dumb idea of putting almonds in Snickers or why Panera took away their "unhealthy" items on the menu LIKE MY FAVORITE ASIAN SESAME CHICKEN SALAD yet they still have a giant case of pastries and sell soda. I now have to make my own sesame dressing and take it with me, and I usually end up spilling a bit in my purse. @mamadrama and any Bea fans........as far as Matt goes, we still have a big thing for each other, even though we are married to other people. *SIGH* Go ahead, clutch your pearls, I don't care. I'm married but I'm not dead! ;-) He is actually returning today from New York where he was attending a charity fundraiser event for Bea's work. He hasn't told me yet if it was animal-related or LGBT-related. He sent me a picture of himself looking snappy in his suit but he had a bitchy-ass look on his face. He and his brother Daniel were adopted as babies in the 60's by Bea and her husband Gene Saks. Matt builds high-end homes in the LA area (I guess he's UPPA CLASS! Hah) and Daniel is a set designer. I met Matt in early '98 when I was working across the street from his house and he waved at me. "WHO IS THAT BEAUTIFUL MAN PULLING WEEDS?!" I spluttered to myself as I went to my car one day. I'd see him take off on his motorcycle from time to time, and he'd yell BYE at me. I stuck a note in his door telling him to call me and that I'd like him to take me out on his motorcycle sometime. (I can be a bit forward) Totally unlike a typical man, he completely obeyed me! The rest is history. :-) I hadn't made the connection of who his parents were until I saw a framed Cactus Flower poster in one of the bedrooms. That was directed by his father, and Matt actually has a brief and tiny part in it. When I saw that I instantly knew. As I told @ChicagoChris, Matt is very sensitive and contemplative and introspective, almost shy sometimes. No big ego at all, thank god, or I wouldn't have been able to stand him. Living in LA was a nightmare at times because of peoples' egos, but I do miss it otherwise. I moved out of LA in late '99 and when I knew I was moving I wrote him this gigantic letter spilling all my emotions and leaving nothing unsaid (all good, mushy stuff, nothing bad), figuring I would never see him again anything. I again shoved it in his door (I seemed to enjoy shoving things in his door!), this time the door of his new house a few blocks from his old house, and he called me about an hour later and said he loved it. He took me out to dinner one last time and as we parted, he last thing he said to me was "Don't cry." and I didn't, not til I got in the car and blubbered privately all the way back to Hollywood. I think my post is too long.... Ah ha, it was too long, and wouldn't let me post the whole thing. Well. Matt says he had a very happy, family-oriented childhood and Bea was very very hands-on and involved with him and his brother. She loved being a mom and taking care of them, and being away from the spotlight. He loves animals, too, just like Bea, which is always VERY attractive to me in a man. One of the first things he asked me was what my cat's name was, and that thrilled me to the core. We only reconnected this year on Facebook and he told me that the timing when we were together was bad, which made him not as emotionally available as was both needed, which is why things didn't work and he wished it had been different. It's really nice to know that he had thought of me all these years because I definitely have thought of him. We talk all the time now and FaceTime and junk and I will see him when I go back down to LA in December (I'm in San Jose now). That should be really exciting. My son's name is Matt and Matt Saks likes to joke that I named him after him. He is definitely not his, though, because he would be 17 and he's only 12. I feel naked sitting here talking about this! I hope it's not disrespectful to him that I am discussing him. He's not some Teen Mom jackass who puts themselves out there. But, at least I have nothing but good things to say. I realize you'd like to hear Bea stories and probably not about my relationship, but that's what I've got. It's still Bea-related! I can, however, get Bea stories from him. If you Google him it shows pictures of a guy named Matthew Settle instead, not sure why. Dat ain't him. Here are two videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S7aYF_VJ1c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqaE8AD0qHo If anyone has any questions, please just ask! :-) @CofCinci, I too hope you're feeling better and on the mend!

Fine. FINE. FINE!!! I will post about it in Small Talk tomorrow. :) However, I will not march over, I will slink over. Hee hee. I will also mention which cast member of Beverly Hills 90210 was a major asshole while standing next to me at KFC in 1998. That may be an easy one. Sorry, off-topic, so I will say something relevant to Teen Mom: Everyone on it is dumb.

"Bottle"! LMAO. I will PM you all the details. :)

Sadly I never got to meet her, but I did know her two dogs. :) She was very reclusive and private. Not in a weird way, though. She was completely unlike her Dorothy or Maude characters, she was soft spoken and sweet and quiet from what he told me and I heard from others,, so I think it would have been awesome. :) I hope to see Matt again (her son, not Baier!! Eww) when I'm in LA soon. I still love him!

Old lady pocketbook---so cute! She is always so adorable. I loved the little smile she gave when Gary said "you know I love you." I enjoyed when she threatened to hit Gary with her new lunchbox when he said "What does the L stand for? Loser!" Her eyes got huge like Ryan's. LOL!!! May I add to the useless trivia? I used to date one of Bea Arthur's sons. :)

Hair can be smooth/shiny/soft but it can't be "healthy", it's dead matter. It looks like a haystack, but I've definitely seen her look worse. "Little boy blue, come blow your horn, the sheep's in the meadow, the cow's in the corn. But where is the boy who looks after the sheep? He's under a haystack, fast asleep." It figures Leah would have a dude living in her hair. Regarding her educational pursuits, I will believe it when I see it. It would undoubtedly be something related to hair/makeup/tanning/nails/waxing, etc. Perhaps "social media expert" or party planning. I am on pins and needles here. This is one of the comments from that post: "lilmiss_busybeeAlways a bittersweet moment @leahdawn92mtv I did the same, when my two were in school i started my collage/uni! You are a strong amazing mumma/woman, reach for the star hun you can achieve what ever you set your mind too. Ps: thank you for info on ali wheelchair we just ordered Miss alleighahs YAY for her independence!" Spelling and grammar aside, did that person actually name their kid Alleighah? Someone from this forum posted that as a joke. Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you?

Good God, are they actually selling that stuff?? Those are some of THE FUGLIEST outfits I've ever seen in my life. (And my cat's name was Piper so I am doubly disgruntled.)

Even worse than I thought! How does one take frozen yogurt to a whole new level? It's a dime-a-dozen frozen yogurt shop. "A whole new level of frozen yogurt managerial cunty-ness" is the only thing that I can surmise. This whole thing will tank.

She "wrote" an erotic trilogy? I must have not read the news headlines that day. I was already laughing 4.5 seconds in at "coat suit blazer". UncleJUICE you are making this all up. Oh god, you're not!