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@GreatKazu started it with her orangutan pic with the sandbag boobies. Which, I must mention, looked just fine on the orangutan.

Thanks to all who cracked me up with the new batches of orangutan pics!!! I have been sick lately so I have not been on top of my game.

If none of you are going to watch Tyler's stupid thing then I won't either, because I only want to see it so I can come on here and make fun of it with yous peoples. :(

Serves you right for indulging!! Haha! Just jivin'! Stay tuned for more.

l love the whole post but this part is HILARIOUS!!! Stapling for schizophrenia!! That's another good name for a band, if I do say so myself. Don't forget bubble-wrapping for bulimia and paper clipping for panic disorder. Oh my god, a whole new game here!

@GreatKazu See what you've started?! I'm really not sure why you I assume I have time for this kind of thing!!!!!! LMFAAAAOOOOO

@GreatKazu "You're really indulging today." -Tyler

I can't take it! My daughter asked me three rooms away what's so funny.

*****DYING LAUGHING!!!!!***** Maybe she will pick nits out of Tyler's soft serve ice cream cone hair. She'll think they're sprinkles. @GreatKazu you win the prize!! The prize is some pot and some linty leggings.

I agree. At least she is upright. I wonder if she chews her fingers when engaging with "clients"? I'm not trying to be a bitch, I am just wondering.

@Tatum, the friends I have who own houses here in San Jose either bought before the increase and the property value has now TRIPLED, or as @evilmindatwork mentioned, they have tech jobs with ridiculous salaries. I can't even comprehend the amount of money involved in the tech industry. We got new neighbors who bought a $1.2 million house and the husband works for Google. A dad I know moved his family here last year for a supervisor job at Apple and had no problem shelling out 1.4. They have a lovely house. Nothing pretentious, just a very nice, spacious home. And when guy's kid was telling me about his dad's Apple job, he said "My dad is never home!" I know quite a few Apple employees and they work horrendous hours and the pressure at that company is mind-boggling. My husband is happy with his government IT managerial job. In the past he tinkered with the idea of working for a private company, but the security and benefits where he is are stellar. Plus, he does enjoy it. We are opposites. He's all tech, business and numbers and I'm all art, emotion and silliness. I don't know how or why we even get along at all! @GreatKazu I love the Ventura area. Maybe you'll run into Kim Richards in Westlake Village! I was in Simi Valley for a few days this summer and took the kids to see the "Poltergeist" house and take their pictures in front of it. I am a movie location nut!!! OH! And another thing....my sister in law and her husband live in Coto de Caza and she sees real housewives from time to time, but not to talk to. She's seen Vicki and Jeana when she still lived there, and she said Jeana is really petite. I drove by to spy on Vicki's place the last time I was there. We have a Sienna so I should have yelled "IT'S A FAMILY VAAAN!!!" and sped off.

My husband is from Texas, and as mean as this sounds, I hate going there when we visit his relatives. It's a tiny rural redneck town, not even someplace interesting like Austin. He knows a way to really rile me up is to suggest moving there, which he often does when we lament housing prices here. "We could get a twelve bedroom house on four hundred acres for $3.48!" then I remind him "Yes, but we would be in TEX-ASS!!!" These days I just say "Go ahead and move. The kids and I will miss you!" No offense to any rural Texans here. I just personally can't handle it there. I do understand he has great childhood memories and I know his grandma would love for us to come and take over the farm one day, but... NOPE. @evilmindatwork I hope you can find a way to move back here. We have a plastic playhouse in the backyard we could rent out to you if you like! LMAO. We are right on the Los Gatos border. It's interesting to speculate what will happen with the housing prices. It seems like the bubble has to burst again at some point. I never knew how much I would love living in this area. As a kid my family and I would come down every so often and go to the Winchester Mystery House and eat at Bob's Big Boy. They are about to tear down the retro restaurant which became a Flames Coffee Shop after it was Bob's, and I am heartbroken.

Part of me is dying to get back to L.A. to live, but I don't want to be that far from my mom and the kids would not want to leave their friends, etc. We have established a nice life for ourselves here, but L.A. still calls to me and I would love to get back into special effects somehow. I would want to live in the valley this time, preferably Studio City or Toluca Lake. Just for fun I look at houses on Redfin, and then groan loudly when I see that it's not that much cheaper than Silicon Valley. @lezlers I have loved Sonoma and Sonoma County my whole life!! When I visit Mom in Mill Valley we still go to downtown Sonoma every once in a while to stock up on garlic jack cheese at Vella Cheese Company, and we have lunch at the Sonoma Cheese Factory. Can you tell we like cheese?? There was a great vintage donut shop called L&N Donuts many years ago. Everything seems to revolve around food for me! . We also used to go to Petaluma when I was kid, and visit Joe's A-1 Bakery where they had the best cookies ever. It is just so beautiful up there. I was in Santa Rosa a few months ago helping Mom buy shoes.

Rumpelstiltskin was also friends with Jennifer Aniston back in New York before she was famous, and liked her a lot. He would still see her from time to time when we were living in L.A. and said she was a very kind, real person. Even though I don't like her cutesy on-screen persona and all the mugging and trying too hard to be sexy (well now, I just described most female celebrities) I've always felt that she seems like a nice person. I would have gotten to meet her one time when Rumpel went to the Farmer's Market to get me a pie because he ran into her there. He said she thought it was very sweet he was buying his girlfriend a pie. (He did have his moments. ) Lou Gossett Jr. came into the effects shop where I was working to get face and full body molds made. He was a friendly, quiet man and had a big warm smile. His only offense was eating too much on set and repeatedly splitting the seams of his alien costume. New ones would have to be sent over and it would slow down production. @lezlers I am in San Jose now, and we pay 3.5 times in rent as we do on the mortgage we have on our house in Sonora (which we rent out). It's utterly ridiculous. I love it here though, and the kids have great school, husband has an excellent job where he keeps moving up, etc. @evilmindatwork I agree with you, California is one of the most beautiful places. I grew up in Mill Valley, in Marin County. In my 20s I moved to New Jersey, then to L.A. (loved it) then up to Washington State (too cold and rural) then back to CA to Sonora. We have now been in San Jose 6 years and I have vowed to never leave again. Speaking of Larry Page (which I have never done!), my friend went to his house just last week to install some wireless stuff. Larry apparently owns all of the houses on his cul-de-sac.

HOLY CRAP I had a huge post written and half of it disappeared!!! NOOoOooOooooOoooo! **Falls flat on ground like Catelynn** Well, here is part. :-( Before I begin, thanks to all who are sharing your stories and comments! I love reading them! You guys will love this one. That boyfriend (we will call him Rumpelstiltskin because he's short. He doesn't deserve to have his name written) who was friends with David Coburn also knew Hank Azaria, who was dating Helen Hunt at the time. We went to a wedding in 1996 and he introduced me to Hank and Helen. Helen was a cold dead fish and Hank was friendly. Her handshake was cold and floppy and she gave me an icy look. Her demeanor was really off-putting, and I sensed it wasn't a one time thing. Later, one of my friends who used to work in TV in L.A. and New York told me that when he was on the set of "Mad About You" they all had a nickname for Helen. "The Knee". Why? Because a knee is lower than a cunt. I cannot tell you how many times I have used that term and how much I love it. On the set of "Gremlins" (I worked in the effects shop building creatures but did not get to travel to the set. I was only 16 anyway) my friends said that Phoebe Cates was a huge baby, not wanting to be in the same room with the gremlins and getting scared of everything. But boy, did I think she was beautiful. If only I could emerge from a swimming pool looking like Phoebe! I was told that Zach Galligan was a putz and really no one I knew enjoyed working with those two that much. @StatisticalOutlier As I mentioned, I have no desire to go up to celebrities either but I had to make an exception for Kim Wayans! Speaking of Mike Judge, I have always been a "King of the Hill" fan (best quote is by Bobby: "My dad says butane is a bastard gas!") I met Kathy Najimy at a party that Rumpelstiltskin took me to. She was very sweet and we chatted a bit, but I didn't make any reference to "who she was". I was just one woman meeting another woman at a party. They are just people with very public jobs. When someone really makes a difference to me, like Kim, I may let them know it but I would never say "OMG you're so-and-so! Can I have your autograph??" Although I wouldn't have minded if Patrick Swayze had signed my ENTIRE body with a Sharpie. Norman Reedus could do that, too. Oingo Boingo is one of my ALL TIME favorite bands and has been since high school, and Danny Elfman has always been a genius god to me. And the only red-haired guy I really had it bad for. An old boyfriend R.I.P. (I must sound like a slut, don't I? I really wasn't!! I swear.) was a sound mixer for movies, and Danny would come in to the studio from time to time. Everyone hated when he came in because he was a major asshole and so difficult to work with. I was crushed to hear that, but I like to think that someone that talented and creative has to be nuts and rather impossible. But still, how you treat people is so important. I'm looking at you, Farrah! What is the lesson of the day? DON'T BE A KNEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-)

C&T did keep the documents. For a while. Then they had to cut them up all tiny because they were out of rolling papers.

Get with the program, Kazu! It's a "peak preview". God, I don't know why that phrase makes me laugh so damned hard. Honestly, I really like the word "figureoutable". It's concise and reassuring! I think I will use it. I already use peak preview, but when I say it it's not as funny because you can't see the misspelling of peek.

Farrah: "Maybe I should educationalize myself in regardation to my empire so that I can make the most goodable decisionism with my futuristic employees so as unto that severization is not necessible either pastly or futurely." @RamonaSenomar LOVE LOVE LOVE "In Living Color"!! Over in Small Talk I mentioned how I met Kim Wayans. But I ain't one to gossip, so you ain't heard that from me.

LMAO @GreatKazu!!!!!!!!!

It's the "Openness Agreement" (which states that it is not legally binding) but there is another page that we can't see. I don't see why reading that would make Cate cry because it's ancient news, so there must be something on the other page.

In my head I hear "Hercalees! Hercalees!" LOL @ "full on savasana"!

Bentley put a comma after Maverick's name so that his new "surprise" sibling's name can be easily added, undoubtedly by next summer.

Ok, that makes more sense, then. Not that I look to this show for sensibility. Thanks for the clarification! RELAX. I'm sure that someplace in the weeds or near a pile of dog crap there was a crusty public wire BBQ brush that he used to tidy up the grill with. It may have just taken him a moment to find it. Perhaps Cate was lying on it. Well stated! Amber's lack of brain power is staggering. Try not to worry!! They all go at different rates, just like with toilet training. I only meant the kids I've known have seemed particularly chatty at that age. The surprise was Maci's pack of Bud Light with the balloon attached to it. Pay attention. I still haven't figured that out. I hope it's because she is working full time someplace, but I know she said she wanted to "resign". You'd think they would have shown that on the show or brought it up again to at least give her SOMETHING to talk about for five seconds. If her only job is putting tacky ass t-shirts into bubble mailers at home, she can do that without the kids having to go to daycare.

Prim and proper crossed arms. Highlight of the scene. A PISSED OFF CLOCK! LOLLLL When Farrah told Michael "I have few words!" Looks like that Bat Boy from the Enquirer.