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Wait, what? Are these items real? Is she serious? Please advise. I would rather wear a Live Love Laugh shirt and that isn't something I'd be caught dead in, so that is saying a lot. Portwood"AF"? How low class can you get? I loathe the AF trend anyway but how is being PortwoodAF a good thing? Oh, I am just so confused. LOL Just for the record, I do not want my ass Portwooded. Thanks anyway.

Yep...this is exactly what I was coming here to say. Amber goes on and on and on about how selfless and what a Mom-of-the-year she was going to gel. In reality the issue has been since she was out; years and years of letting Leah down, no-shows, a million excuses, broken promises and always putting men first. She continues to show Leah exactly who she is (which includes bad-mouthing Kristina) and THAT is what Leah sees, hears and knows. Amber sucks!!

All I could think of was the wedding dress diarrhea scene in Bridesmaids, where Maya Rudolph was desperately trying to cross the street!

That would be a shock to me if it really is Rose! It must be more like Rosie, but I will hold out hope for the chance to giggle at a white trash spelling of some sort. Rhozee. Roseigh. Rozeleee. The middle name is bound to be dumb.

Ryler.....heee heeeee I doubt there would be anything ending in a classic "y". It will have to be "eigh" or "ee". Or even "eeeigh". Perhaps Rayven, Ryatt, Radisson (Radysynn?), Rebel, Ripleigh, Rhianna ir something with River in it, such as Riverlynn? Riverlynn....a new pharmaceutical. I could make fun of baby names ALL day long.

"Is the houses well here?" 😆

I agree, the same or worse, or another way which she is unhappy with. I'm not sure who she is comparing herself to, but I think Jade is very shapely already and I can see a couple large boobs bouncing around underneath her shirt. I don't follow her so I am unsure about how she feels about the end result of her surgery, but it's only a matter of time before she wasn't to "go bigger" or tweak something. Why do so many women all think their butts are "too low"? I have never even thought to question the height placement of mine, even though I'm muuuch older and have started to sag a bit. I had to laugh at Jade saying she wouldn't marry someone she wasn't "100% infatuated with". Interesting word choice. One thing that I am enjoying about these recent episodes is that there is very little shown of Addie. I have never been able to stand her cutesy, I'm-so-funny shtick.

Yeah I was thinking that Kail didn't want Isaac to pick something COLORFUL and fun. She may just give him choices between her 74 different shades of grey. Maybe some white or beige in there to spice things up. 🙄

It must be a "Diamonoid", like Theo bought on the Cosby Show! I forgot to mention how Nova's big smile was so nice to see this episode. She smiled a whole lot on that excursion and it looked so joyful and genuine.

Yeah, I was thinking about all the windows that will "accidentally" get broken, particularly when she may not be as keen on getting engaged as he is.

LOL the hot potato game with the chair! The cake splattered on the ground made me laugh, too. I'd like to see that all again. If Devoin was the one who "forgot it was early day" at school, Briana would use 4 whole episodes bitching about it. She just tee-hee'd about it when she was the one who forgot. Leah's "I don't want to speak anything into existence" was undoubtedly right out of her motivational speaker handbook. I felt bad when Ali screamed in pain when she put weight on her right leg after Leah's breast exam playground PSA. Kail's brand new house will be ruined once she has Chris over there, so she will never be free of bad house memories no matter where she lives.

How can you think this is inauthentic?! 🤣 Look at the stupid pens with the cheesy quotes, arranged so that said quotes are perfectly in view. There is probably a "Get it Girl" (gag) mug just offscreen....oh, no wait. A "Damn Good Mom" mug, more likely. And is that really the name of a class she is taking, or just her general field of "study"? I'd enjoy an Instagram rant from her in the near future so that she can explain. How long before there is a picture of her lying on her couch in a Purdue sweatshirt?

Wow, Amber outdid herself this week. She out-piece-of-shitted herself! I could hardly believe the constant stream of bullshit she was spewing, but then again I could, because it's Amber. And how wonderful that she's going to TELL Leah that they have a bond. That should fix things right up. Good grief. Leah's "thank you" to Kristina for the gift was beyond sweet. How nice to be treated to Kim chewing with her mouth open! Again.

Since Catelynn has referred to the baby as Baby Z, what do we imagine the name is? Some thoughts: Zinzzlee/Zinzzleigh Zanayah Zoloft Zaylee/Zayleigh Zantac (Please do not ruin The Legend of Zelda!!)

LMAO! Just like Leah Messer who would say "I feel like" 42 times per episode of TM2, prompting me to have it as my username. That gal is full of fillins. Amber's "gel" will make me laugh forever. Wait, were those the end result??? I know nothing about these fake eyebrows and "beauty" (*snort*) stuff but I assumed they were huge black bandaid things to protect the skin temporarily, like covering a new tattoo. Then again I guess the friend did say she liked them. Good heavens. Ah fill ack that friend was lying!

LOL That may be a tad too klassy. More likely "Vazyctymeigh". 🙄

I haven't laughed this hard during an episode in a while. Now that's some box biting.

Cate just wants another baby so she will have an excuse to quit her new "career".

LOL I mentioned (made fun of) Leah's equally blinding schnoz highlighter debacle in last week's thread, although Kail's seemed to be triangular! That highlighting crap is one of many many many makeup trends that I wish would hurry up and die already.

UNBLENDED Maybelline!! Leah's nose-tip highlighter was blinding me like the little pen light the optometrist shines into my eyeball once a year. It brought more even attention to the overdone brown contour lines all along her nose. She looks better in my avatar picture thingy!!

Early in this episode, Jenna's dad said (while he was on the couch, talking about buying her the crib) that she had "grown up a lot." Um, what? In what way, shape or form, and on what planet? Please advise.

That poor dog got hit in the face really hard by that damned suitcase. 😞

I was thinking the exact same thing!! The absence of functioning brain cells has reached a new level. I gleefully texted my friend about the "obulation" conversation, and let us not forget.... ....the blue smoke bomb INSIDE the house.

***DYING LAUGHING*** My 14 year old son yelled from the other room "Mom, what's so funny??"

Not only a party, but she said she was "celebrating her birthday WEEK". This girl has some time on her hands. "The doctor told me to relax more." That was the funniest thing I have ever heard. I think the only way Amber can relax more is if she's dead. That was actually interesting to watch. Cate was desperately trying to insinuate that they would still BE together in order to even TAKE breaks. She was fishing so hard in that conversation, and you could see it in her face as she slightly turned her head and squinted at Tyler when she asked that. And then Tyler's exhausted "HUH? Whaa?" after that made me laugh. I actually forgot I was watching Teen Mom when her scenes were on, and found myself transported into a state of giving a shit about what was on my TV screen. Jayde talking at the dinner table was precious. Did anyone catch Bentley's remark when Maci said "Don't say that!" regarding his surgery? I couldn't quite make out what it was. Bristol and Dakota's littlest one, Antler or whatever her name is, is darling. Well, you see, in order to go out and talk to people in a support group she'd actually have to peel herself off the couch/bed. I believe Amber only ventures into the outside world to go on trips or get her "nells" done.