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WHAT?? He didn't! I've already heard a woman complimented tonight on her "fat ass." I thought we'd scraped bottom.

"I will be devastated if Lina and Cameron don't have a good relationship. . . but Lina can always go live with her dad."

Fresh talent!

She hadn't been rejuvenated.

I'm sad that Gabby didn't walk out and drive away while Mom and Sis sat passive-aggressively chomping on the ice from their empty soda cups. . Situation here is: one thousand degrees below zero, my pipes are frozen and my house is full of half-frozen little sparrows. 🥶 I don't even know whether to herd them back outside.

My Christmas prep will never be finished in time because I've been bingeing this show, and loving it, except . . . . I don't like to see the slow starvation death of any creature the butt of a slaps-forehead-I'm-such-a-goof-hyuk-hyuk joke.

Okay, it was Number One With A Bullet. We're off to a good start! But now I have to run before Gabby flips over. By-eee.

I think I have to throw in with Team Gabby on this one. Mom and Sis are being WAY too passive-aggressive. Hello? 911? LOL

Ashley's kind of a mess, with a hot tub and an adorable little doggo. I'll be her friend!

Maybe she converted one of those backyard sheds.

Oh, dear. Justine needed to switch with one of the kids and get a bedroom WITH A DOOR.

"Hey, didn't I steal your mom's car one time?" . I LOVE THIS SHOW.

At the ankles.

"Hello? 911? I'm trying to get my boyfriend's mother and sister out of my car. . . " ROTFL Instant LAL classic.

There's a Snapchat filter that generates happy little pink heart bubbles that float around and pop.

I'd think the last vagina in the world that needs to be surgically enhanced is the one welcoming home a newly released inmate.

Oh, crap. "I love him. Everything will be fine." Excruciating.

Lol, I love this guy--bemoaning his sensitivity. 🤍

Can I have the under? #### Did she say she spent $80k? As in, on him?? Yeow, she slid into that JPay on a damn surfboard.

Give me that little long-haired doxie immediately!

Will there be an ice pack when it's over?

Okay, Princess, never mind. I'm in. I got locked out! Panic! Because I watched the season preview last night and they spent at least five of the 13 minutes on Gabby's vaginal rejuvenation and asshole lightening. GOOD FREAKING TIMES, GANG.

A six-pack!!

Royal blue over the shoulder boulder holder redux. I can let this show go in peace now.

Lie down? Lie down?!? I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU!!! I thought I'd never hear that again. I may cry now. I'm sending you a car in the mail.