If I were in her social circle, I would so want to play that game with her.
"Oh, yes, I know how you feel, but I actually just had a 3 foot parasite removed from my body, the doctor actually asked if they could include a photo in a medical journal."
"Did you say you had 3 back fusions? That is almost as bad as my four".
"My surgeon has completed 10,000 explant surgeries. She says that mine was the worst. Ever."
"Would you care to see my second closet full of medications?"
"If only I had to have weekly colonics, these daily ones are really becoming too much."
"You are so lucky that only 2