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Isn't it eerie that his last name is BATTERSON?

Get out your crockpots! (Sorry. I really "crossed the line." My apologies for the gross picture, I should have used a "spoil your appetite" tag)

This age discussion reminds me, hasn't Nicole been 22 since the first season? Come to think of it, none of the couples seem to age when they return for another season

I would have suggested Rictus Grin as a name for Evelyn's band, but to my surprise, it's already been taken!

Now now... didn't she point at the mosque and tell May it was big? How much embracing are you after? I'm surprised she didn't tell May something like, "That's where Aladdin and Jasmine live!"

I just did the same thing, but I read somewhere he is a volunteer SPANISH teacher. Since the Claremont Christian Academy is K-12, I believe Evelyn is a recent graduate and she probably is/was a VOLUNTEER French and music teacher, the older kids tutoring the younger type situation. And guess who is the Religious Ed teacher? None other than PASTOR TIM! http://claremontchristianacademy.com/ I rewatched episode last night and Evelyn said she "makes a small income" from her teaching job, whatever that means

I'm sure the clever people on this forum can come up with a more descriptive and fitting name!

Remember Molly talking about her first meeting with Luis when he was tending bar in the DR? She walked up and he said to her something like, "I'm going to marry you!" How do we know he didn't say that to women of all ages, shapes and sizes all the time as his opening "line" (and to ensure a big tip) but desperate Molly actually believed it was love at first sight? edited to add: Suggested pickup line from the "Hanky Sanky Guidebook to Getting a Green Card" (oops, I mean Sanky Panky!)

Don't you wish you could read Auntie's and the rest of Family Azan's minds about what they really think of Nicole? I think the cooked sheep head plopped on the table was set up to get a "rise" out of her, much like Mama Pedro serving chicken feet. In contrast, I don't think Jenny's family served Larry the roasted pig for the same reasons and they were truly trying to be hospitable.

but she might as well be because on the last trip (and so far on this one,) she has done nothing to try educate herself and embrace the Moroccan or Muslim culture.

Thanks, I was also trying to figure out what Luis meant by saying, "Chew no like the agarre?"

Ha! I'm fasting! ;) I'm considering becoming a vegetarian.

OMG! I love this! I can be a petty bitch when pushed to extremes, and sitting back over my box cake while watching the wedding party eat some glorious fancy cake would just about damn near do it. Because we all know that Evelyn doesn't have enough sense or shame to try and hide her bait and switch by having that cake cut in the kitchen. That spoiled moo would probably announce at the reception. "The beautiful people will be dining on the designer cake at the front, and the rest of you peasants will be having Publix cake because my vision, my wedding, my budget, my day..,me. me, me and ME! thank you for liking my comment! I've been to weddings where the three layer cake is cut publicly, then taken away, so you don't know whether you're getting a slice of it or a matching sheet cake from the kitchen. But there's no way a reception for 150 people will think they're getting a slice of the real thing if it's made to serve 15 people! Maybe Evelyn is thinking it's the Wedding at Cana with the miracle of the loaves and fishes.

headed there? I think she's already surpassed Danielle in whining and frumpiness! I have an idea how Evelyn and David Spain's wedding guests can get revenge for Cake Gate. Go to wherever they're registered online to see what items they want, then buy a cheaper equivalent. "I see you wanted (insert gift here) but K-Mart sells something very similar at a tenth of the price..."

Fun fact: I just want to slap that perma-smirk off Evelyn's face!

Josh said something like “They’ll see if modeling is right for you, and then YOU’LL DO IT!” Maybe Aika and Paola have the wrong partners. And yet another modeling storyline!

maybe that's why he's wearing glasses now. I was cracking up tonight watching a "Modern Family" rerun when everyone goes to Disneyland. Cam and Mitchell have a backpack leash for Lily and they're getting disapproving stares from everyone, (even a guy wearing socks with sandals!) so Cam is yelling, "It's not a LEASH! It's a Child Protective Tether!"

I looks like she has no "bow" to her upper lip, but maybe that's just the way she applies the lipstick. I think she's someone who actually looks better wearing glasses. Maybe because they hide her bug eyes.

This is my theory about Nicole's wild night out. Because she "just wanted to be free for one night", she took off her engagement ring and went out with a couple of girlfriends. Then she threw herself at least one guy who didn't take the bait so now she can honestly claim, "Nothing happened. He was just a friend." She obviously intended to get laid, but things didn't pan out.

The baby talk coupled with an exaggerated REDNECK accent gets my vote. I think a Southern accent can be very lovely, but Molly screeches like Granny callin' hogs down the Holler.

Maybe he "Emptied his 401K"

I thought about that, too. Maybe he actually said something like, "Nicole wants me to ask you about sharing a room, but PLEASE SAY NO!"

I couldn't believe how Nicole relentlessly badgered Asan about asking his aunt about sharing a room in her house. What must the family have thought when he basically asked in front of everybody, "Nicole wants me to ask you if it's okay if we stay in a room together" [and disrespect you and our Muslim religious practices]. Kudos to Auntie for not batting an eye and saying firmly "no, no mar-ri-ah-zhe" but still Nicole persisted arguing that "But it's supposed to be okay in a home..." I guess "My house, my rules" applies even in Morocco.

Vulva? I thought it was a Jeep! (sorry, it's a family joke)

I’m pretty sure Aika shaves off her eyebrows and draws them back on with a grease pencil. I was fascinated how the ends go up in the center when she talks. I haven’t decided whose makeup intrigues me more, Aika’s eyes or Elizabeth’s lipstick. When Nicole was talking to the camera outside after lunch, I couldn’t believe how childish she looked, biting her lower lip and coyly twisting back and forth. All she needed was a big hair bow and giant lollipop