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Or on a plane back to "The Dominican"

True, isn't Danielle STILL trying to have Mohammed deported for fraudin' her?

I found this article about 20 90 Day couples and their current marital statuses interesting. Spoiler alert for the current Happily Ever After season! I think I missed a season since I don’t recognize some of these people at all! https://screenrant.com/90-day-fiance-couples-still-together-split/

Jorge, “Um...wha? I never said no stuff!”

He also said, while laughing, "I never thought Nicole would find them." Maybe because he thinks she is too stupid but he didn't realize she'd be tipped off by a mysterious "friend."

Here’s a screenshot of her reaction to her mother’s “more stupider” comment. Edited to add: I just saw that TLC is using this exact picture in their commercials with Mother Chantel’s “more stupider” voiceover

Nothing says "Welcome" like two big clumps of gas station flowers!

Never mind, I didn't realize they'd moved to a one bedroom

My favorite part was when Tuk said that David didn't have a job because he was "too laid back." Is that a Thai euphemism for "lazy?" 3 flights, 2 stopovers, plenty of opportunities to eat!

I had to laugh when Nicole accused Azan of calling other women and he showed her his phone and said, "Look, there's no one else. I've deleted everything." Well, OF COURSE he got rid of the incriminating evidence. edited to add: and he only brought his “Bigalittlebit” phone

I agree. Did she have no friends that said, "Look, you are 42, he is 27. Get down and dirty with him all you want HERE IN THE DR. Do not bring him home to friggin' MARRY!" No one? Certainly not her best friend and business partner whose advice to her was "you DESERVE love and happiness" and convinced her that OLIVIA was the one being selfish and immature.

I think Azan considers May his "bundling board" (look it up!) Oh, I know all about "bundling" and you're probably right. May's presence is a very convenient sex deterrent, let's see how long Azan can play that card. Whoever said upthread about Azan taking her to a hotel instead of home the first night to avoid sexy time was also correct. Funny that the rooms were across the hall from each other, not adjacent and potentially connected. No goodnight kiss even in the relative privacy of the hotel hallway with only the camera crew to capture the moment? I looked up the hotel website, it's rated 4 stars, but the rooms are only $ 65 a night so Nicole's money must go a long way over there. I actually felt a little sorry for Azan on the taxi ride squeezed into that car between Nicole and May's toddler seat.

I think Azan considers May his reward for putting up with Nicole.

Wasn't the recap of Pao's phone call to her parents during her Brunette Phase about the beach photo shoot proof that she HASN'T been out of touch with them for four years? Chantel and Pedro have been married two years and just now they're getting a couch in that apartment? Where did they sit before that? I guess he was at the gaming console and she was on the bed? In next week's preview, Mother Chantel loses her shit when she hears that Pedro went with his sister to a hotel for the night, but I suppose if Chantel and River were to do the same thing, she'd have no problem with that. Everything, indeed, is getting MORE STUPIDER (but I can't turn away!)

Yes, black widow spider fake eyelashes. And now we see that she owns a velour track suit and still wears those eyelashes even with her nerdy glasses. She really dressed down for the airport trip, didn't she!

You’re right! Thanks for making me aware of it!

She said on the show once that she went back once more and Luis was expecting her to be like the woman who was there on vacation those two times. So, I think his arrival here was the first time they spent time together that wasn't alcohol-fueled party time. Only one more trip back? So they actually spent very little time together before she brought him to the US! And she’s so shocked that “he changed” into someone she hardly knew once he got here?

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Chantel wearing pants, let alone a velour track suit

Maybe someone can refresh my memory, did Molly travel back to “The Dominican” after she met Luis or was the next time she saw him when he arrived at the airport?

Nicole’s phone display names for Azan are “My World” and “Babe.” But Molly can top that, Luis is “Miesposoprecioso”

I forgot that we’ve had three seasons of totally different but equally unnatural hair colors on Pao! And fuchsia lipstick really clashes with this season’s horrendous red. Update! There was a fourth hair color early on (although it looks like a wig) When Molly was arguing with Luis outside the bedroom door, it reminded me of a mother yelling at a teenage son.

And open a can of beans! Or ask Pedro’s mother to share her recipe for Crispy Chicken Feet!

I think Nicole's 80 year old step father was having a senior moment when he said "six months" since it's been documented she was only in Morocco from February to May. That would fit in with the 90 day visitor visa timeline. Maybe he's considering the time from when she decided to try for the K3 Visa which appeared to be around the holidays. At any rate, it was far less than the year she told everyone she'd be there.

It came out that Andrei actually did overstay a tourist visa by six months on a previous visit to the US but apparently that didn’t affect his K1 Visa.

Way to keep it classy, Molly. I don't think Mother Theresa would approve. Edited to add: I wonder if Molly was this wasted the night she met Luis in the DR and the first words out of his mouth were "I'm going to marry you." And she took the bait!