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Could Mother Chantel have made it any more obvious that she was reading off cue cards? And what the hell was that removing her jewelry scene about?

I want to see a cage match between River and Sister Pedro! edited to add: From next week's preview, I just might get my wish!

They really ARE Stupid Americans

Rewatching today and I can't decide whose question was more stupider, when David asked Annie if she had fun at the zoo or when Father Chantel asked Pedro if he had a good time on the cabin trip.

Apparently she has been dieting: I'm confused, what's going on with her leg?

Younger Sister Taylor (the nurse) looks exactly like Nicole if she weighed 100 pounds less. I think she's actually quite pretty. Thomas must have gone through his "growth spurt". Very strong family resemblance and the three of them really favor Robbalee more than their father (and both parents are normal size.)

Not if it was her ditzy best friend and business partner who insists that Molly deserves happiness! She’d probably be egging her on

Maybe because he was the first person to tell her he wanted to marry her within minutes of meeting her? As a bartender, it was probably his standard "pick up line" to ensure good tips from drunken American women and he never imagined anyone would be foolish enough to take him seriously. When he realized he had a live one on the hook he ramped up the flattery. edited to add: I'm sure he figured he was going to get laid that night but probably didn't know he'd wind up engaged!

OMG, David’s sister looks like him in a wig!

Another one fixated on a Christmas tree window and a ROOM of his own—for the DOG!

And Danielle with Luis? It could be a new spin off show re-pairing the couples who didn’t work out! “90 Day Fiancé, Matchmaker Edition.” Why not!

Nicole and Azan: Still Big a Little Bit or Giant Babies and the Men Who Scam Them

Well according to my license I weigh 125 which was true when I got my license 50 years ago

I was intrigued by the required “anger management” classes and that she weighed in at 190

And Georgia (and all but 3 states)

in my state, too. I don't know the law in CA, but Jorge was often shown holding his phone while driving.

The details of Molly's arrest record which explains why she's able to drive this season: https://starcasm.net/90-day-fiance-molly-hopkins-mug-shots-details-from-dui-arrests/ and also why she didn't want Luis to call the Police

I'll post details I found about Molly's DUIs over on the Molly/Luis page which explains why she's able to drive this season AND also insight as to why she wouldn't want Luis to call the police

The 10 year sponsorship law was the reason why many people were questioning how Chantel was able to show enough income to sponsor Pedro on her own without her parents' knowledge or help.

And according to Mother Chantel, they are "a beautiful couple." Shallow much? I just figured Molly lost her license for a period of time after her DUIs, (not permanently) then it was restored so she could be shown driving again.

Yeah, I thought that at first, then I realized she’s trying to limit her negative exposure. Calling the police puts her personal business out there for the neighbors to gossip about, mayhap will affect her business negatively, and frequent police calls affects the property value if she’s trying to sell. Also if she’s going through any custody hearing, her Ex could use the police statement to angle for custody stating that her home is unstable. So many reasons on her end why having the police visit at night is not a good idea unless the fight escalated or got physical. Maybe she should have thought about “negative exposure” before she signed on to tell her story on a nationally televised reality show!

and why do her oversized drooping grease paint eyebrows look like they'll slide off, too? I don't think Black Toupee Attorney said that. He said he was a divorce lawyer, not an immigration one. The immigration attorney (woman) in next week's preview was the one who said she'd be on the hook to support him for ten years.

she should change it to "miesposoloco" or however you say in Spanish "my crazy scammer" or "the biggest mistake of my life" (or worse)

yes, it was all one word "miesposoprecioso". I actually had to pause the recording.

Because Luis was "The love of her life" and her "esposo precioso." I think it's interesting we never hear of Luis having any family back home, only at least one brother in NJ. I still don't understand why she was against Luis calling the police that night, she was in her own house. I would have said, "Good, call them and they'll get your lazy scamming ass out of here!" I'm surprised she didn't call the police on HIM and instead packed up Kensley and left him to have the run of her house.