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Yes, nothing shows you're confident and mature enough to get married more than curling up in "Daddy's" lap. I'm surprised she didn't stick her thumb in her mouth. Did Jon ever answer his mother's question as to why he was wearing a wedding ring? I'm sure the answer that Fernanda wanted him to because of jealousy issues wouldn't have gone over well.

I doubt it, he doesn't like ANYONE telling him what to do and the more authority a person has, he might be even more combative

As well as pregnant over and over.

Pthewed!

I had the mistaken impression that raising a child in Samoa was more laid-back until I read this eye-opening article: https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10.1080/1177083X.2010.524980?scroll=top&needAccess=true I wonder if Kalani's "speaks with his fists" Father raised his kids this way and if this is how Asuelu expects to discipline Oliver.

I galls me how Kalani tries to pass herself off as an expert in child-rearing. She's been a mother for all of six months and I suspect HER mother has done 90% of taking care of Oliver, so she shouldn't judge Asuelu's fathering skills too harshly.

Depends on whether you use the stencils correctly. Apparently, Larissa didn't. Maybe she and Debbie could bond over a session at an eyebrow salon

Let's "ship" Coltee with the similarly bespectacled hostess at the bistro and Larissa with the handsome Brazilian waiter!

Since Mother Jon has been married twice and there's a ten year age gap between him and his sister, I suspect they had different fathers so perhaps Jon didn't grow up in Chicago (but Sister did.)

#1- That wasn't a spoiler, it was an image that we've been prepared for ever since Larissa told us how sexy Coltee is and how he like to look goody. #2 - You don't need such a biggie breakfast like king. Okay, how about a warning like "This post contains an image that some viewers might find disturbing" so I know to scroll by quickly. Unlike Colt, I always have bread with my breakfast like king!

https://www.dwbistro.com/menus/#dinner I don’t see bith phtew on the menu for the wedding reception but there’s another chance for Debbie to try lamb. Larissa asked for Brazilian food at the party so of course Colt takes her to a restaurant specializing in Jamaican and New Mexican cuisine

Drogo, you of all people should know when to post a spoiler alert. I just lost my breakfast

But what if the greasy haired sleazoid brings the ottoman?

Oh, I’m sure that there were several “takes” of the conversation from various angles and many things were edited out. I just meant that they don’t appear to pay close attention to continuity. And yes, Awfarmington, Leida really did sniff that cleaning rag! Must be something she’s seen her maids do

Technically, isn’t Oliver 1/4 white?

Such crazy editing. Tasha comes in, Leida (with messy hair and glasses hung from her muu muu) ignores her, then Tasha sits down on the couch and in the next sentence the glasses are on her face and Leida’s hair is (sort of) fixed.

Couldn’t post eye rolling pictures together

Lots of eye rolling tonight. Does anyone know the significance of Ashley’s Roman Numeral tattoo?

I was going to, but I didn’t know what was in it.

Or heat

Watching on a delay, but so far tonight I’ve heard about an asshole and a boo hole.

I hear Chicago has a pretty big international airport. Did they all do another 16 hour trip to NY in the Family Truckster and now Cheap (Fat) Ass is driving BACK to Baraboo? I hope at least Leida’s family flew! I think her brother looks more like a bodyguard!

Maybe, just maybe, the person we see on the show as Leida Margaretha is really Aya Cohen pretending to be her? I wouldn't put it past her and Eric to scam TLC and the viewers.

Maybe Daddy Doctor’s “cough*donation*cough” could only get her so far in the competition

Maybe they considered her body to look healthy because she had more "meat on her bones" than your typical pageant contestant. There were other special awards like "Miss Beauty Skin," "Miss Sporty," "Miss Friendship," and "Miss Favorite" that Leida didn't win. I think Leida looked a lot different 9 years ago: