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I might get so desperate I’ll tune in for Jazz’s long anticipated “bottom surgery.” I did see an article on my iPad newsfeed that Darcey is in NYC filming the new “90 Days the Other Way” spin-off with her latest European love interest. NOT going to watch that one! Edited to add: I swore I wouldn’t do this, but while I was channel surfing I caught a few minutes of “Seeking Sister Wife.” There’s a family with a rather creepy husband who speaks very slowly and calmly. I was stunned when he introduced himself as “Colton.”

Is Leida taking a cue from and trying to steal the spotlight from Larissa when she saw how much social media attention a DV story can get you? Go Fund Me plea in 3...2...1

Here it is a few minutes before 8:00 and I'm totally LOST without a new episode of 90 Day Madness and the live chat! I feel like my best friend has moved away and left me behind. I refuse to waste any brain cells on those awful Sister Wife shows, so I guess I'll go back to PBS and "Victoria", a lovely show but nothing that people are going to tear apart and snark about. What are the rest of you guys doing/watching tonight?

I think they knew it was him all along (if this jilted high school guy and his texts even existed.) Ashley and Jay were playing up the interracial couple angle from the very beginning. I remember Ashley's warnings about the possible difficulties of him moving to a "very White" section of PA on the ride home from the airport. They were shown at the Farmer's Market and Jay thought everyone was staring at them as a couple (not because they were being followed by a camera crew)! I'm totally skeptical that there was ever a barn wedding in the works that was cancelled and the whole moving the ceremony to Vegas just before the 90 day deadline was totally scripted by production.

I saw a little bit of Love After Lockup on Demand last night when I couldn't find anything else to watch. Definite potential to replace the 90 Day void in my life. (How sad is that!)

www.dreemlyne.com. OH WAIT A MINUTE! Now Jonathan is modeling the scarves. No sign of Fernanda but she was on there yesterday! AND the prices have gone down! UPDATE: Fern is modeling in a VIDEO on their FB page: https://www.facebook.com/pg/Dreemlyne-200564027524003/about/

Don’t forget TLC thinks we stupidly believe everything they show us as the truth and don’t question anything. The Tell All was filmed in November and much of the BS producer driven manipulation came to light after that. We only know what really happened through spoilers On another topic, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO TOMORROW NIGHT WITHOUT MY FAVORITE SNARKATHON? What’s everybody else doing?

It reminded me of Joe Pesci’s character “What’s so funny...” speech in the movie “Goodfellas” and that didn’t end well.

For example, from a recent post on Soap Dirt: “In a recent Hangout with YouTube Auntie’s Advice, Tania Rosenbrook (Eric’s ex-wife) dished on his drinking habits. Tania claims that Eric binge-drinks and has driven drunk with his kids in the car.”

We saw an instance of that when he snatched Alless out of his grandfather's arms and ordered him to "calm down." I believe his ex-wife, Tania, claims he's an alcoholic and I believe her.

A new twist on the 90 Day franchise, "Colt and Larissa: Unhappily Ever After" (of course you can substitute several couples' names who didn't work out)

Yes, Ashley conveniently didn't mention the "other woman" gun shopper part

There’s a very confusing explanation about how that photo op came about, but I’m not buying it another thing that’s been bothering me, Ashley always seemed to have a glass of wine nearby. Is that really a good idea when you have a serious illness?

She’s claiming Natalie tried to crash the Vegas wedding. https://starcasm.net/90-day-fiance-natalie-las-vegas-wedding-explained-straw-gun-purchase/ I urge you to keep reading. The two conflicting accounts regarding Ashley’s gun purchase are interesting

I think there's a total of EIGHT colors in the entire "collection" (and half of them are supposedly "sold out" ha ha) and they're each selling for $ 65 plus a "90 Day" 10% off discount code. DREEM on, Jon and Fern!

the third one looks like she's got a cleaning rag draped around her neck not to mention her "derp" expression in all the photos.

I think can see a faint sign of a gash in the photos with the big glasses, but maybe I'm imagining it

ITA! How many "second weddings" (technically vow renewals) have we been subjected to on this show? Off the top of my head I can think of Loren, Chantal, Elizabeth (planned in Moldavia) Fernanda, (planned in Mexico) and now Ashley had a Jamaica ceremony as well as the tacky Elvis Chapel wedding. There are pictures online of her and Jay in LV with a group of people including Natalie and HER new fiance, although it was edited to look like they went to Vegas alone. There are also pictures of Eric and Leida in the Philippines dressed in wedding attire so there is speculation that they also had some kind of ceremony there before filming. Add to that the dress shopping scenes for Molly's and Anfisa's weddings (that turned out to be held in the courthouse) and Nicole shopping for a dress she hasn't worn.

There are pictures that show they had some kind of wedding ceremony (but maybe not a real marriage) in Jamaica before filming this season claiming it was so Jay’s family could be there. Jay wore a white suit and Ashley wore a different wedding gown than we saw in Vegas https://soapdirt.com/90-day-fiance-spoilers-jay-confirms-split-ashley-explains-jamaican-wedding-photos/

I just saw a TLC commercial for a series that would be perfect for them: Seeking Sister Wife Yes! He even has that little piece of hair sticking up in the back! Another thing I just remembered from the Tell All. When Colt and Larissa finally arrived, Shaun said something like "Let's address the elephant in the room..." and I thought she was referring to Colt himself.

I can understand if Tanille (or whatever the oldest one's name is) still lives with her mother because she seems, well, kind of slow.

And what was the story about Leida being appalled at the condition of the apartment but she TOOK HER FAMILY TO SEE IT the very next day (supposedly while Eric wasn't home) while all along claiming that if the living conditions weren't up to their high standards they wouldn't allow her and Alless to stay in the US? Obviously all manufactured BS Hotel rooms in New York City are notoriously tiny. Certainly not up to Leida's family's "we only stay in five star hotels" standards.

But right before that, she was shown laughing and burying her face in Eric's shoulder saying "Baby, I'm going to die!" during Asuelu's meltdown. As far as Asuelu cursing, I think Kalani (who has been shown to be quite profane on IG) taught him those words and now thinks it's funny when he uses them, like some older siblings do when they teach "bad words" to a child. Sad to say, I've become so immune to cursing that often it doesn't even register and the bleeping is far more noticeable to me, maybe because I'm subconsciously filling in the word anyway. I'm going to give the "Worst Potty Mouth" award to Ashley.

Nah, I don’t want to see them get any more airtime.

Good lord, is starting a Go Fund Me a requisite for this season's cast? Following in the footsteps of Danielle, Paul and Rachel, now we have Steven, Jay, Larissa and Ashley all asking for financial help.