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“$200K” to be exact! Or so she claims, but I call BS. First, where would she get that kind of money, second what on earth could she have bought him that cost that much, and third, if she was so wealthy why would she have needed to start a GFM for her medical expenses?

According to the story, the fire extinguisher did hit one of the girls in Jay’s apartment.

Otay!

I think you might mean Farina? Froggy was a little blonde haired kid with a very deep voice. (I'm old, too)

why not Barney the Dinosaur Purple?

Chantel speaks like that, too, slow and measured cadences with strange random inflections. Both appear to be reading off of cue cards during their THs. edited to add: LIKE THEY'RE TALKING TO STUPID AMERICANS!!!

Well, I'm going to dye my hair blonde, get blue contacts, filter the hell out of my pictures and put my profile on international dating sites just to see if I can land a hot foreign guy!

I suppose TLC will be all too eager to promote a new crossover--"Sister Wives Qatar Style"

I'm still gobsmacked about Pedro going to college!

One minute Ashley is telling Jay, "If you bleep show up here, I'm going to bleep call the cops and your bleep ass will be deported" then in the next breath she says, "Come and get your bleep things which will bleep be outside on the bleep porch." The problem was, the stuff WASN'T on the porch as she promised, it was still inside at the bottom of the stairs and Jay had no choice but to come in to get it, then after she confronts him, kicks him out and he leaves empty handed she calls the cops? SHE TOLD HIM TO COME GET HIS BLEEP THINGS!

I'll be old with you! Hasn't every single couple on the show who met over the internet relied heavily on filtered photos often using ears, noses, heart emojis etc? Fortunately for her, Deaven (her middle name is Mercy, btw) can pull off the sultry look with slightly parted lips that don't show her gummy derp smile and nasty teeth. Super Like!

Yes! The mock wedding in Jamaica, the courthouse wedding in PA and the Elvis Chapel wedding in Vegas which supposed Natalie crashed off camera. Add to that the two cancelled weddings to other guys plus the barn wedding to Jay for which her bridesmaids bought three dresses needlessly.

It's not the biker chick who looks REALLY rough. I understand the confusion though since all Ashley's friends are essentially the same basic bitch with different color hair and different forever 21 skankwear. Biker Chick is “Brandi” and I believe at one point Ashley said she’s a cousin. Brandi, Destiny and Natalie were all going to be bridesmaids at Ashley and Jay’s barn wedding that was cancelled due to supposed internet threats.

I was fascinated watching Debbie’s seat belt position changing as she was driving Larissa. Sometimes it was across her chest, sometimes she appeared to be holding it next to her while jerking it around and others it was hanging behind her. And Larissa was shown buckling up at first but never actually wearing it during the ride

Quoting this article from Distractify, Laura is 61 not 51! “Laura, 61, first flew to Qatar to meet Aladin (pronounced uh-lah-din ) after talking to the 29-year-old personal trainer for eight months on Facebook. Now, the Florida retiree is ready to make the move permanent despite her trust issues and the inevitable culture shock she will experience, like learning that it is legal for Aladin to have four wives. NBD.” Instagram: @tlc_laura_aladin and @aladinjallali

With filters!

No filters!

Don't they have commercials for "Bikini Zone" during the show, where the three girls are trimming those little bushes into heart shapes? Product placement?

Forgive my ignorance, but how would using a vibrator improve ALADIN'S sexual performance? Simply because he's holding it he'll get credit for being a skilled lover?

Here are the deets! https://starcasm.net/90-day-fiance-ashley-assault-charge-fire-extinguisher-through-jays-window/ "...both Ashley and Jay state that Ashley came over to his apartment while drunk. “Yes, I threw a f***ing fire extinguisher through his window,” Ashley admits." Ashley DRUNK? Ashley SWEARING? Why is this news?

and their Washington State scenes could have been filmed when they were home for a visit with Corey's folks. Wasn't Eveline supposedly there for some kind of school? The closest city to Mill A, according to Google maps, is Portland OR, about 65 miles away so I'll bet she was taking an online course she could have taken anywhere.

I would be plenty pissed if I bought someone a car and then they didn't use it to pick me up at the airport. I didn't buy Eveline's flimsy excuses were that he "needed to be more independent" and that the car broke down a lot. I love the theory upthread that they've already been married for some time and that they're on the show to promote their cocktail bar.

I agree. The story was the cops kicked in the outside door downstairs. Larissa had supposedly locked herself in the bathroom which might have been an en suite (with the coveted dual vanities just like on HGTV!) and accessed from the bedroom. This was the bedroom door to the hall. My theory is that Colt had tried to open that locked door himself either during that argument or a totally different event. Also, the torn screen might have been in Colt's and Larissa's room and when Debbie said "what happened to my screen?" she meant "my" in that she owns the house, not that it was her room.

I’m going to guess that Winter’s boyfriend’s secret is that he’s REALLY River’s boyfriend.

Which twin is this? Could that rock be real?