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Lucy looks more natural!

at one point in the bathroom dressing scene, when Darcey was squatting on the floor rummaging through her suitcase, she WAS wearing a little black skirt, but I guess she decided not to wear it because I didn't see it when she buttoned that coat/dress. Maybe she chose that as her "remove one thing" item. She introduced herself as a "model." Maybe all the girls in Bucaramanga have been inspired by Pao's cuh-reer.

but then he’d miss his opportunity to be on this shit show for the rest of the season so he’s going to go along with the ruse and take advantage of the perks involved with unreality television stardom.

“H of 11” went out of business during the first season. I guess even Jesse modeling it wasn’t enough to ensure success.

Just last week Darcey was visibly disappointed Tom's looks. Then she shrugged and said that "looks don't matter" and lied to him that he looked even better than expected. Now they have "amazing" chemistry ("Amazing" seems to be her favorite, or should I say favourite word) but she seems to be convincing herself that they're attracted to each other.

Posting it again to remind everyone of Season 1 of "When Darcey Met Jesse."

Not necessarily, especially since he's still living with his parents. Maybe he takes public transportation to his "audience recruiting job." Maybe his family has one car, with no air conditioning, and his mother drives him around.

The style with the gathers and all reminded me of the top of a nightgown. So one day he's having her show off her tattoos to his friends, the next he wants her to cover everything up. "Jus' for MEEEEEE...Baybeeeee" I got chills when he said, "I consider myself a jealous and controlling man", the exact same traits that Rebecca claimed her Moroccan Ex demonstrated.

Exactly what he did! He had her show them off to his friends. This was right after the subject of her age came up. I think he was trying to prove to them that she might be old, but she’s still cool. They asked how much the tats cost and I could see the dollar signs in their eyes and envy that Zied had managed to scam an American Grandma.

I thought his friends were all hotter and in better shape!

First she’s upset he put her in a different bedroom so she asks to see his room. She claims she likes it better, “it’s more cozy” and Gentleman Tom is quick to offer to trade rooms. That brings on the waterworks about not wanting to sleep alone and can’t he stay there and “just cuddle”? Next she’s shown in bed, fully made up and wearing the same bodysuit she’s had on since Connecticut and no doubt still reeking of Angel. I think Tom is in for a sleepless night because she’s not giving up until she “has her way” with him. She’s aggressive and relentless. I love how she coined a new word to describe him: “debonairness”

Tom might lose his deposit on the Air BnB due to makeup damage on the bedding.

Styled by Rebecca! Ready for a night on the town!

Solved the mystery of what she wore under that weird coat/dress! Just that Gucci bodysuit which apparently doubles as sleepwear. How many days will she wear it? And her LOO-bee-tahns! she’s been at the Air BnB for about half an hour and she’s already sobbed twice. Tom already seems to be regretting getting involved with her

On the way to meet Jeniffer. I just can’t take this guy seriously

Manspreading much, Zied?

He said he can drive but didn’t have his license for five years so he couldn’t rent a car.

To answer my own question, to ensure that she would “leave Tunisia with a ring,” maybe she brought it with her and is going to pop the question to Zied. Somehow I don’t think this role reversal will go over well with him, but then again he had no problem with her being the driver of the rental car. Speaking of which, I thought it looked like he could barely contain his laughter and wasn’t at all reassuring when she was driving in that awful traffic.

I wonder what man’s ring Rebecca wears on a chain around her neck and if they’re “going steady.”

I was just reading an article about Tom from last November and it mentioned that he’s the “father of one.”

Darcey pumped that spray at least twenty times. I’m getting a nauseous headache just thinking of how she must have reeked. I’ll bet nobody in the restaurant could even taste their food.

The same cousin who has the yacht, perhaps? I guess I'm unsophisticated, but I've never heard of the perfume "Angel" that Darcey was squirting all over Heathrow, so I looked up the description from Sephora: "Dreams and fantasies come true with the celestial, delicious, and voluptuous facets of Angel. Sensations of serenity, unbridled joy, and sophisticated sensuality delight her and make her seem absolutely edible. With Angel, Mugler has created a classic that had never been seen, imagined, or experienced before. Angel is an addictive fragrance with airy fresh facets, delicious mouth-watering aromas and mysterious notes that capture the essence of sensuality. Angel evokes the emotion of joyful memories with a sense of dreamlike infinity." I guess Darcey thought the more she sprayed the more irresistible she'd become but it only served to add to the infamous London smog.

tagging jik

OMG! This warning could have been written specifically for Cesar! "Maria" is following the script to a tee.

What the HELL is she wearing in that video? Short up to her hoo hah with one long sleeve, one bare shoulder and a sequined bra underneath? It looks like she only put one arm in her jacket. Still wearing that waist length mermaid wig, too! I've never seen that show. Does Jerry always wear his hair like Alfalfa?