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I’d like to make a motion to change the name of the Laura/Aladin thread to “Not Without My Vibrator” and the Jenny/Sumit thread to “What a Blow We’ve Been Dealt.” Anyone second?

Off topic, but I HATE JJ's new hairstyle. It's like she's channeling Ruth Bader Ginsburg. In Corey's case, maybe it's a "purity ring."

Want to start a GFM on Karine's behalf?

Maybe “Maria” speaks through a Magic 8 Ball. “Try again later.”

I wouldn't know the first thing about how to be a Snapper!

In case you just can't get enough of the Silva Twins'...er...talent: https://store.cdbaby.com/cd/silvatwins?fbclid=IwAR0--37lzjzIieMmNfyyYlVYF4lc1naqcznO2F6_zvCzCuyFaet0oKs0AEY

In next week's previews on the video call, Tom looked totally different! I tried to take a screen shot of his face but it came out blurry, but I got the impression his head shots are also heavily filtered.

He looked permanently flummoxed! What if he WASN’T high and that’s his everyday normal?

Maybe he thinks it’s just like roasting a big possum?

I think it's Azan. Yes! Wouldn’t that be a delicious plot twist! Not yet Ex Husband was Moroccan and she “brought him over on a K1 Visa” and he cheated on her. Azan could have been in the US all along while still getting money from while avoiding Nicole. If this theory turns out to be true, the show deserves an Emmy!

The Grammar Police cringed when Angela said "Michael and I's wedding" at least twice!

I thought to myself, "or the best way to lose your head."

and Tiffany, Rebecca's skeptical daughter reminds her, "Mom, that's what you said last time..."

Yes, now my Amazon home page is filled with "customers who bought Edible Chocolate thongs" also bought..." based on my recent search history

I like that you're brave enough to Google the things I'm too scared to Google. So, is this like Tootsie roll material? Or like Helen grace chocolate Easter egg material? I was just going by what I believe I saw on the packages Cesar was putting in his suitcase. The one on the top said "Chocolate G-String." But you got me wondering about the ingredients so I went to good old Amazon (they have everything!) and found a chocolate thong. The reviews were scathing, some people had actually taken pictures of the package contents and it looked like a plastic garbage bag cut into a strip with plastic ties. The only resemblance to chocolate was the color. People brave enough to taste them said they were terrible. Some of the comments were hilarious, like how many Weight Watchers points in a pair.

I thought it was interesting when friend Rachel’s father (did they say he is a minister?) said “Avery has never had strong religious convictions” yet she has a cross permanently tattooed on her hand!

Okay, here’s my theory. Remember when people on this forum were speculating that the Darcey/Jesse storyline was just a publicity stunt to promote their individual careers? (which I still believe was the case.) Brit Tom is fully aware of what happened and now he wants to get on the TLC gravy train, too. We’ll find out his business angle soon enough whether he’s hawking a product, wants to be a model or actor or just has an agenda to move to the US. BTW, people wondering how Darcey and Stacy can afford that big house. The answer is simple, the house is in their father’s name and Stacy’s ex’s name is also on the deed but neither of the twins. I think Sharp decided it looked more impressive for filming than their condo which only showed them in a bedroom or Pillow Talk.

Wow, thanks for finding this. He really does think he's all that doesn't he? Interesting how the photo is cropped and angled not to show his jug ears.

"Don't worry, baby. I'LL get you there..." like he's a super hero. MANICURE MAN! Ready to fight hangnails in a single clip! da da da DAH! I think we established in the last season that he's Christian

In the brief (tee hee) glimpse I got of the Chocolate Panties, they appeared to be chocolate G-strings, so it I guess it would just be a triangle of chocolate, not full sized granny bloomers.

I find his "jug ears" quite distracting

That's odd. Aren't most people right handed. Hard enough to get a good polish with your good hand let alone the opposite one. They are raised to eat, write and do everything except wipe with their right hand. The left hand is considered the sign of the Devil. That's why the right hand is the one that they chop off as punishment for crimes.

I hope it’s not another “appreciation ring.”

I’m always stunned when I see how pretty Darcey looked before: https://images.app.goo.gl/mHdCJsjVRx1egfG49

I swore I wouldn’t watch this season but my husband, bless his heart, tuned to the channel last night out of habit. I still refused to watch but after following the live chat I was sucked in. So now tonight I’m finally watching it myself, and pausing to take screenshots of the more outrageous scenes. So much snarking potential! I don’t know where to start. I'm currently watching the scene where Avery is telling Rachel’s family that she is “going down to Lebanon,” as causally as if she means Lebanon OHIO!