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Just watched the repeat of the pretentious insufferable Mother/Daughter buying a studio apartment in Paris. Realtor Adrienne and the Paris scenes were the only thing that made the episode watchable. I was sure there must be a lively discussion here from when it first aired and I wasn’t disappointed. Starting back on page 144, the comments about them were worth the search.

Isn't he kind of OLD for a hip hop STAR?

Did we get to see the back of the strapless dress? I'm betting Anna must have quite a bit of back fat spilling over as I believe both Nicole and Mollie did. Not flattering! An aside to the strapless discussion, have you ever seen the wedding group picture of bridesmaids wearing strapless dresses seated in the church pews? From the back, it looks like they're all naked.

I refer to my newly recovered couch as my "Kardashian Kouch"

I get a Marilyn Monroe vibe from her. The way she coquettishly bats her eyes, the breathless little girl voice, and even the halter dress she wears in her THs looks like it was inspired by MM.

I don't think that Lillian August is a high end retail furniture store. From what I've read, it's a design service so they probably have a few pieces for display purposes but you can't just walk in and fall in love with a couch and they'll deliver it tomorrow. That sectional couch must have been covered in VERY expensive fabric for it to cost that much. As a side note, I have a small three piece sectional couch that I needed to have recovered. It required 38 yards of fabric. I found a discontinued fabric I loved at an online discount store for $ 20 a yard but it was a Ralph Lauren fabric that retailed at $ 200 a yard so had I gone to a store like Lillian August, no doubt my little couch would have cost a bundle even with me supplying the base units. All right, no doubt I'm going to start seeing targeted furniture ads on this forum...

I couldn't stand the singsong scolding way she described the delay in getting to America, something like, "We had to wait because Sasha didn't apply for his passport, like I TOLD HIM TO!" And I had to laugh when she told him a baby was never too young to learn a language, what's her excuse for the past three years?

On a hunch, I looked to see if there were any matchmaking groups available for beekeepers. Alas, no, but there is a "high tech matchmaking service for BEES with the goal of pairing queens with genetically-strong suitors to help colonies thrive." Maybe Mursel wants Anna's bees? Oh wait, I'm sure Turkish bees are better so it's probably the other way around.

Single Queen Bee wants new honey, seeking single Worker Bee. Understanding English a plus but not required. absolutely no dick pics accepted! edited to add, now why didn't I think of stinger pics?

Call me skeptical, but I'm betting the farm that the place is just rented for filming purposes. Also, I think the ugly couch goes with the equally ugly chandelier and the interior of the "new" house isn't a surprise to anyone

I looked it up, the laws vary from state to state but it looks like Synjin is good to go: "Students and visitors in Connecticut can drive using their foreign license for up to one year. If your license is in a language other than Spanish or English, you must also carry an International Driver Permit (IDP) to legally drive with that license." And didn't he recently get ticketed for driving without his seat belt?

I first read this as a "man made of candy." I'm all for my own personal Candy Man. who "sell dildos for a living"

I think Mursel is a slow-witted rube whose only interest or knowledge is in beekeeping. He was probably flattered by Anna's attention on the website and decided that she would make a willing partner BUT he expected her to move to Turkey without her boys. Suddenly he finds himself in America being filmed for a television show about foreigners marrying Americans and staying here, so now he's in way over his head. He had to sign some kind of documents, but even translated into Turkish, the legalese was probably beyond his understanding. He never wanted to move out of his local comfort zone and has no interest in having a relationship with Anna's boys or her friends because it's all temporary. I predict he'll make a beeline back to Turkey at the first opportunity.

Absolutely, totally staged, just like the interactions we have seen over the years with hair stylists, barbers, manicurists, store employees, bartenders, photographers, as well as the "professional" listeners like attorneys, physicians, counselors and clergy.

Let’s add Mike’s “I seen” and Robert’s “he don’t” to the game

I’m getting Native Deodorant ads because I just ordered body wash

Maybe she is pregnant! She looks pregnant! I was going to ask the same question

The hotel looks nice, wait until you have to move in with Blake’s mom!

Hey, Anna, contact me if you want an unflattering, never-worn plus sized wedding gown. Your friend, Nicole edited to add: dang, Nicole beat me to it. Signed, Molly

I am, too, for all the websites where I Christmas shopped online recently.

That ugly chandelier goes with the ugly couch so I suspect we’re going to be seeing a delivery truck pull up from Lillian August.

No. They believe the writings of L. Ron Hubbard. Not the same at all. You’re right, the “descended from aliens” connection is a common misconception

Is that Scientology?

Is that Chicken Kiev?

Svetlana is back!