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Wash thoroughly and often!

This is an “overnight bag” for Darcey? I pack this size suitcase for a week!

The one friend prefaced his conversation with, “Your wife is very beautiful, but...”

Hostess gift for Mama Usman?

DEFINITELY not a natural hairline!

Anybody else getting an ad for fixing wrinkled skin while you’re “Staying home for a while?”

So Rose shows!

She has posted a sexy quarantine advice video on YT

“Old White lady! He just want her money!”

I think Dr. Pimple Popper should check that dark mole under his eye

“Can we order the $100 bottle of champagne...” what a pretentious twit. I also wonder what that is in US dollars. She might be in for a shock when she gets her Visa bill

And Darcy signed hers with my favorite, "Best” After the breakups with both Jesse and Tom, Darcey said “Ijustwishhimallthebest”

I hate his little turned up nose

Late watching so I’m a little behind. Does Usman EVER call her just “LIsa”?

How pathetic is Geoffrey's female friend from home who told him he should be in a relationship with her? SoJaBoy claims he wants to marry and have children with BGL, and become a SUPERSTAR in the US! Methinks the only remotely possible one is the first.

and she smirks and shrugs

I thought he said her train was due in at 8:00 AM. He couldn’t read the arrivals information but what drove me nuts was why he just didn’t ASK someone. Every country I’ve traveled in has some kind of information/help desk for people who don’t read the local language. Instead he’s just going to stand by the tracks and watch people get off EVERY train that comes in until he sees a woman in a blue dress? And then check outside in case he missed her? What an idiot edited to add: you can’t tell me no one on the camera crew could translate Cyrillic? I guess that wouldn’t make for such suspenseful television

On rewatching, I thought it was funny when Usman shows Lisa "our room" which at first glance looked pretty spacious. Then they showed the mats on the floor and I realized by "our" he meant him and the guys. On second thought, maybe he said "the bedroom" but the way the camera was angled to only show the full sized bed, it gave the impression of a typical bedroom.

His "morning after" face says it all

oh no, do you have Sasha bangs?

David has oversized polo shirts in every color under the rainbow! For his meeting with Lana, he has chosen purple. I guess he is also planning to wear it for either "horseback riding or bowling" or both. Is Lana going to wear her blue dress for that? If I was meeting a woman for the first time after a 7 year online "relationship," I don't think getting on a horse or heading to the bowling alley would be my first order of business, but hey, that's just me.

I can picture her in her regular spot, slumped over an ashtray and empty glasses at the end of a dive bar.

I am totally unmoved by Geoffrey’s or Ed’s tears, but I am intrigued about Geoff and Rose both checking into hotels without even a toothbrush

What a beauty. “And THIS is BibbygulLeesuh”

You know she asks for the store manager and then complains the cashier rolled her eyes at her. When she gets no satisfaction, she storms off, vowing never to shop at that Wal-Mart again! being out at a bar with friends is certainly a dream right now. I'd recommend going back to sleep and seeing if you can continue the dream.